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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:43:37 No.12636506 View View Reply Original Report

So what are the chances you think this guy will evolve into a big blue lobster with double-barrel shotgun claws? Or maybe a single bazooka claw and a regular claw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:45:11 No.12636525 Report

Quoted By: >>12636536 >>12638102

Oh god one of it claws is bigger than the other. I didn't notice.

>Krabby 2.0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:46:15 No.12636533 Report

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one of it's claws will become a pistol like weapon

i'm just hoping it gains a dual typing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:46:24 No.12636536 Report

Quoted By: >>12636575 >>12636576

>>12636525
I like this one better than Krabby, to be sincere. Also, it's a Lobster, not a crab.

But I bet his evolution will be retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:48:34 No.12636561 Report

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Since it says that it can use the big claw to shoot water at pokes I hope it gets more special attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:49:04 No.12636567 Report

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Fingers crossed for a Water/Fire evolution.
If they waste this opportunity...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:49:38 No.12636575 Report

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>>12636536
It's going to be like dwebble all over again. Why do crustacean pokemon have such potential

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:49:43 No.12636576 Report

Quoted By: >>12636590 >>12636600 >>12637975

>>12636536
It's a shrimp, not a lobster.

Search for pistol shrimp on internet. You'll be amazed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:51:10 No.12636590 Report

Quoted By: >>12636609

>>12636576
>real life bubblebeam

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:51:29 No.12636594 Report

Quoted By: >>12636729

>>12636506
Seems pretty good. Glad I'm starting with Chespin, let's me use this awesome dude

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:51:43 No.12636600 Report

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>>12636576
I know what a pistol shrimp is and you just blew my mind. I haven't recognized it first.

I don't care what, I'll be building my team around this small motherfucker.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:52:22 No.12636606 Report

Quoted By: >>12637033 >>12638003

>>12636506
I'm hoping for this:

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:52:36 No.12636609 Report

Quoted By: >>12636648

>>12636590
It's more like Water Pulse I guess, but yeah. Whatever, pistol shrimps are awesome, I think they are the closest thing of a real life pokémon we have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:52:45 No.12636610 Report

Quoted By: >>12636730

I...I can't believe they did it. A motherfucking pistol shrimp just like so many of us wanted. Now watch it have shit stats and typing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:55:15 No.12636648 Report

Quoted By: >>12636698

>>12636609
>The animal snaps a specialized claw shut to create a cavitation bubble that generates acoustic pressures of up to 80 kPa at a distance of 4 cm from the claw. As it extends out from the claw, the bubble reaches speeds of 60 miles per hour (97 km/h) and releases a sound reaching 218 decibels.

My mind went to bubblebeam when I read that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:55:30 No.12636652 Report

Quoted By: >>12636734

Guys, it's a pistol shrimp, not a lobster or a crab.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:57:00 No.12636673 Report

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only if it gets a cowboy hat and a cigar

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 04:58:33 No.12636698 Report

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>>12636648
Yeah, but it's only one bubble and not a stream of bubbles. Also, Water Pulse can confuse. But both moves can work to represent pistol shrimp's awesome power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 05:00:34 No.12636729 Report

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>>12636594
I feel the same but with Fennekin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 05:00:39 No.12636730 Report

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>>12636610
I'd really hate it if it got Water/Fire. That type just doesn't sit well with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 05:00:52 No.12636734 Report

Quoted By: >>12636777

>>12636652

Didn't stop Remoraid evolving into Octillery or Carvana into Sharpedo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 05:01:24 No.12636737 Report

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There isn't a hummingbird Pokémon yet, is there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 05:03:53 No.12636777 Report

Quoted By: >>12637830 >>12637874

>>12636734
The point is that people are saying that CLAUNCHER is a lobster. It's possible for zir to evolve into one, but zhe is a pistol shrimp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 05:04:22 No.12636784 Report

Quoted By: >>12636800

Someone needs to draw a picture of this guy and Krabby arm wrestling right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 05:04:45 No.12636789 Report

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpheidae

does not equal:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 05:05:27 No.12636800 Report

Quoted By: >>12636854

>>12636784

5 of 5 wood ffund

:DDDDDDDDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 05:08:53 No.12636844 Report

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I'm pretty sure he's supposed to br a mix between a Pistol Shrimp and a Mantis Shrimp Smasher, since they were emphasizing him using Crabhammer and smashing guys up close with his claw.
Mixed Sweeper, anyone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 05:09:26 No.12636854 Report

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>>12636800
HUEHUE IKR
EPIKKKKKKK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 05:24:47 No.12637033 Report

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>>12636606
yes. yes! YES!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 05:30:48 No.12637112 Report

Quoted By: >>12637662 >>12637808

am I the only one that sees a blue Venipede with a claw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 06:26:38 No.12637662 Report

Quoted By: >>12637694 >>12637761

>>12637112
Am I the only one that sees this nigger? I've never even seen a single episode of Futurama and this is the first thing I thought of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 06:30:10 No.12637681 Report

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>water-electric
>railgun shrimp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 06:31:52 No.12637694 Report

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>>12637662
Fuark this is actually pissing me off now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 06:41:59 No.12637761 Report

Quoted By: >>12637827 >>12637862

>>12637662
>Need a new pokemon? Why not zoidberg?

They did a parallel universe episode that had a blue version of him and I can see it

polarthebear

polarthebear Wed 12 Jun 2013 06:46:31 No.12637808 Report

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>>12637112
Oh my God, I knew something was wrong. That's why I hate its expression--I thought it had been done before and made it look like a bug type somehow.

Oh well. Both of them look great

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 06:48:22 No.12637825 Report

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http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1137772

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 06:48:54 No.12637827 Report

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>>12637761
I hope to god shiny version is red

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 06:49:13 No.12637830 Report

Quoted By: >>12637874 >>12639090

>>12636777
>zir
>zhe

>>>/tumblr/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 06:51:45 No.12637859 Report

Quoted By: >>12637893

I swear to God I will slap Masuda's shit if he doesnt get a Water/Fire evolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 06:52:07 No.12637862 Report

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>>12637761
>Have a new Zoidberg type, maybe

You made me laugh oh so merrily

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 06:52:14 No.12637863 Report

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this thing has a guaranteed spot on my team, no matter the stats.

Mantis shrimp is my favorite animal, and I hoped against hope it would eventually become a pokemon, and now we have one and it's awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 06:52:56 No.12637867 Report

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too bad water/bug will get slaughtered

;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 06:53:21 No.12637874 Report

Quoted By: >>12638045

>>12636777
>>12637830
>Look up zir and zhe on the off chance its not what I think it is
>Gender-neutral pronouns
Jesus fuck, what happened to "They"? Why not use fucking Shkle and Shklim from the futurama movie while we're at it? Have I not adequately checked my privilege today?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 06:55:30 No.12637893 Report

Quoted By: >>12637901 >>12637991

>>12637859
>Implying it won't be Water/Steel
Go run back to gen /vp/ if you want your holy grail water/fire pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 06:56:20 No.12637901 Report

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>>12637893
>Implying I don't hide gen /vp/ threads in sight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 06:57:26 No.12637913 Report

Quoted By: >>12638036

>clauncher
>launcer
oh fuck oh fuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 07:03:13 No.12637974 Report

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All this needs is a bazooka for its right claw and you have Clauncher's evolution!!!

Jesus

Jesus Wed 12 Jun 2013 07:03:14 No.12637975 Report

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>>12636576
just googled it and omg that has to be the most badass thing ever.. It's a fucking shrimp with a gun!! XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 07:04:32 No.12637991 Report

Quoted By:

>>12637893
gen /vp/ has a water/steel pistol shrimp tho

Jesus

Jesus Wed 12 Jun 2013 07:05:39 No.12638003 Report

Quoted By: >>12638026

>>12636606
No offense, but I'm really hoping it ends up like a pistol shrimp.... seriously google that shit, its fucking amazing.

Mirc'

Mirc' Wed 12 Jun 2013 07:08:07 No.12638026 Report

Quoted By: >>12638036

>>12638003
Just post it here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 07:09:34 No.12638036 Report

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>>12638026
>>12637913

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 07:10:12 No.12638045 Report

Quoted By: >>12639104

>>12637874
They is a plural pronoun. The only correct way to say it is with he, he/she or some gender neutral pronoun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 07:15:14 No.12638093 Report

Quoted By: >>12638107 >>12638129 >>12638136 >>12638167

Guys guys. Did they actually SAY it was a "pistol shrimp" Pokemon or are we just assuming/hoping?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 07:16:30 No.12638102 Report

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>>12636525
You mean Corphish 2.0
since it's a lobster

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 07:16:55 No.12638107 Report

Quoted By: >>12638129

>>12638093
Mostly assumption from the design and its name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 07:19:48 No.12638129 Report

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>>12638093
>>12638107
the site states that it shoots water from the claw, not unlike the pistol shrimp
after everything vie seen id say its a pistol shrimp considering both that and the one massive claw

Quehue

Quehue Wed 12 Jun 2013 07:20:45 No.12638136 Report

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>>12638093
It looks like one. It also says it shoots water from its big claw, so yeah it's safe to say that it's a pistol shrimp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 07:24:27 No.12638167 Report

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>>12638093
Well it's pretty clearly a shrimp, it's got the whole big claw thing happening, and it's named Clauncher.

I'd say it's likely based on a pistol shrimp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 07:28:24 No.12638200 Report

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>Steel/water

Hue..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 07:30:32 No.12638218 Report

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I can't believe no one has drawn or photo shopped a evolution of it yet, if you guys do, make it as armed as blastoise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 09:02:37 No.12639090 Report

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>>12637830
Way to think for yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 09:04:04 No.12639101 Report

Quoted By: >>12639110 >>12639118 >>12639142

>tfw thought it was a shrimp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 09:04:14 No.12639104 Report

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>>12638045
Thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 09:04:58 No.12639110 Report

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>>12639101
Please tell me you aren't serious...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 09:06:16 No.12639118 Report

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>>12639101
it is

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 09:08:52 No.12639142 Report

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>>12639101
>tfw thought it was a dog

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