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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:02:02 No.12646958 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12647054

There is no Arceus.
Please grow up and stop bringing your imaginary friend up in the conversation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:03:41 No.12646980 Report

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go back to reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:04:08 No.12646984 Report

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Yeah, stupid Pagan Sinnohfetuses and their MUH SPACE AND TIME

>Implying Ho-oh won't resurrect from the burnt tower and bring salvation to all his believers

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:06:36 No.12647014 Report

Quoted By: >>12647045 >>12647174

Dude, there are SCIENTIFIC PROOFS of Arceus existence !

Or are you suddenly dismissing Pokedex entries when they don't fit your convictions ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:07:25 No.12647023 Report

Quoted By: >>12647050 >>12647064 >>12647078 >>12647232

>not being a Sparaptoner
>2013
Kwehehe, i Recklessly hope you guys don't do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:08:14 No.12647031 Report

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>20XX
>Believing in Arceus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:08:36 No.12647037 Report

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Just because you missed the event doesn't mean there is no Arceus. My faith holds strong for I have seen it.

You are ruining everything we hold moral and dear, allowing all the fairies into our region and promoting the releasing of eggs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:08:43 No.12647039 Report

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I got him in here, matey.

You can argue against his divinity all you like, but his existence? That's pretty damn stupid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:09:14 No.12647045 Report

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>>12647014
>Pokedex entries
>Scientific proofs
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:09:38 No.12647050 Report

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>>12647023
>kwehehe
???

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:09:44 No.12647054 Report

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>>12646958
I'll be laughing while you burn in pokehell OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:10:19 No.12647064 Report

Quoted By: >>12647085 >>12647097 >>12647136 >>12647330 >>12647357

>>12647023
It's "seriously" not "recklessly", dipshit. Learn our memes dumbass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:10:21 No.12647066 Report

Quoted By: >>12647114

You guys are too attached to material world. Only meditation and the life style of a monk brings you the illumination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:11:14 No.12647078 Report

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>>12647023
I don't get it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:11:41 No.12647085 Report

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>>12647064
>missing jokes this hard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:12:32 No.12647097 Report

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>>12647064

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:13:50 No.12647114 Report

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>>12647066
Are you talking about that cult of old guys that walls themselves up in that ratatta infested dump they call the sprout tower? Oh yeah bro, those guys totally have their shit together...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:14:34 No.12647126 Report

Quoted By: >>12647162

>>12647114
RESPECT OUR RELIGION!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:14:56 No.12647136 Report

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>>12647064
u kwot m8

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:16:50 No.12647162 Report

Quoted By: >>12647198 >>12647253

>>12647126
>Not worshiping Arceus
>2013
I'll start respecting your religion when bellsprout faints for your sins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:17:47 No.12647174 Report

Quoted By: >>12647969 >>12648096

>>12647014
OP here.

So you're telling me the Pokedex entry
"It is described in mythology as the Pokémon that shaped the universe with its 1,000 arms."
is a scientific proof ?

Well excuse me, but no matter under which angle I look at all the existing depictions of your so-called Arceus, it's just a retarded horse with four legs.

Just wake up bro, this is a load of bullshit. No matter who wrote it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:19:58 No.12647198 Report

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>>12647162
Well, Bellsprouts are much more prone to faint than Arceus...

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:21:22 No.12647214 Report

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OOOMMM...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:22:40 No.12647232 Report

Quoted By: >>12647242 >>12647269

>>12647023
Staraptor is weak as fuck.
>80/70/50 defenses
>100 speed
>no moves

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:23:46 No.12647242 Report

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>>12647232
> No moves

Nigga, do you even Pokémon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:24:31 No.12647253 Report

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>>12647162
Please, everyone knows that Pokemon evolve

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:25:42 No.12647269 Report

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>>12647232
>no moves
>implying you need defenses on a sweeper
>implying 100 base speed is bad

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:29:49 No.12647330 Report

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>>12647064
>"learn our memes"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:30:19 No.12647335 Report

Quoted By: >>12647364

>not having an arceus tulpa
>2013

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:31:51 No.12647357 Report

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>>12647064
We don't use "memes" on /vp/, we only use "le new funny meymey"
Clearly it's summer here

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:32:27 No.12647364 Report

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>>12647335
So, Arceus followers can get it as a stand?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:32:34 No.12647366 Report

Quoted By: >>12647395 >>12647455

Could smogonfags just fuck off ?
We're having an important conversation about the origins of the Pokeworld and our fate after death. Your triffle disputes about a stupid bird are irrelevant.

Back to topic : OP, if there is no Arceus, then how do you explain Gengar, Banette, and all the other ghost-type Pokemon ?
I mean, they're proof, if needed be, that something happens after death !

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:35:36 No.12647395 Report

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>>12647366
One word: Mew

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:37:11 No.12647415 Report

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if arceus didn't exsist, who built the spear pillar?
>aceusism = 1
>poke-athiests = -15

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:40:11 No.12647455 Report

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>>12647366
Gengar is a liveform made of toxic gases.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:41:51 No.12647475 Report

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homosexual pokemon are wrong
evolution is just a theory
>implying faithhealing doesn't restore Hp

if Arceus didn't create the universe did it create itself?!?!?!?!

check mate atheists

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:46:45 No.12647538 Report

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I believe in Arceism, if only for its ideals. For instance, crossbreeding pokemon, even with ditto or for egg moves, is sacrilegious and will get you sent to pokehell (Approx 50 miles beneath Indigo Plateau)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 21:58:44 No.12647667 Report

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Arceus in Pokémon-Amie. Now you can molest your God...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 22:17:14 No.12647915 Report

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I believe only in Mew

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 22:21:10 No.12647969 Report

Quoted By: >>12648128

>>12647174
In the games, you LITERALLY watch Arceus recreate the universe for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 22:30:31 No.12648096 Report

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>>12647174
>horse

It's a llama

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Anonymous Wed 12 Jun 2013 22:32:40 No.12648128 Report

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>>12647969
lol, so you see a horse lay an egg and you shout "OMA UNIVERSE CREATION".

Seriously, bro.

I know you guys are always "interpreting" everything, but really you're just tripping balls here.

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