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Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:24:11 No.12656625 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12656633 >>12656711

How the fuck am I supposed to pet this guy in pokemanime?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:25:12 No.12656633 Report

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>>12656625
How do I pet Haunter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:25:33 No.12656637 Report

Quoted By: >>12656669

Put dick in it, ask questions later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:27:06 No.12656652 Report

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In the anime, Ponyta/Rapidash could decide whether or not its flames would burn its rider

Sharpedo could deactivate its Rough Skin to allow people to touch it without getting hurt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:27:08 No.12656653 Report

Quoted By: >>12656668

or this guy, who is the size of my fucking thumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:27:24 No.12656657 Report

Quoted By: >>12656667

it's eyeballs aren't lava op just rub the eyeballs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:28:04 No.12656665 Report

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You can't because you'd melt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:28:07 No.12656667 Report

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>>12656657
But it is as hot as fucking magma anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:28:20 No.12656668 Report

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>>12656653
Or the new fairy guy. Holy shit I'm worried

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:28:27 No.12656669 Report

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>>12656637
pokemon equivalent of that guy who died putting his dick in a beehive

名無し

名無し Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:28:39 No.12656674 Report

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would you endure the pain for him?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:29:55 No.12656683 Report

Quoted By: >>12656688

how do i pet this guy without dying

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:30:47 No.12656688 Report

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>>12656683
Put poonos in death hole.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:30:50 No.12656689 Report

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You just need to get the Gravity Suit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:31:10 No.12656694 Report

Quoted By: >>12656702 >>12656721

How do I pet Ferrothorn without impaling myself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:32:05 No.12656702 Report

Quoted By: >>12656721

>>12656694
Pet the parts in-between the spikes that aren't spikes.

Alternatively pet the vines.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:32:19 No.12656705 Report

Quoted By: >>12657118 >>12657516 >>12657645

>you can now murder spoink by petting them too hard

S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG

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S-dood !VbUQsxiYDs!!bYtd8PbDoqG Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:32:58 No.12656709 Report

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What if a young child wants to pet this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:33:02 No.12656711 Report

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>>12656625
It's "pokémon-amie", learn to read.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:34:38 No.12656717 Report

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>pet stunfisk
>kills me for no reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:35:32 No.12656721 Report

Quoted By: >>12656740

>>12656702
>>12656694

He can't feel his metal. That's just armor. His vines are his actual... feely parts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:37:40 No.12656739 Report

Quoted By: >>12656785

No, seriously, HOW THE FUCK DO I PET MY MUK

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:37:55 No.12656740 Report

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>>12656721
Why did that make me think of tentacle porn?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:44:33 No.12656783 Report

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>Someone bumps my elbow into touch screen at the velocity of a punch.
OH GOD HAT HAVE I DONE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:45:33 No.12656785 Report

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>>12656739
Ash's Muk touched people constantly and nothing bag happened to them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 15:48:17 No.12656806 Report

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All pokes are pettable, if you're not a pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 16:13:17 No.12657023 Report

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you cant into pet OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 16:25:20 No.12657103 Report

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>You pet him and it reacts minutes after

GF pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 16:27:23 No.12657118 Report

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>>12656705
;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 17:01:56 No.12657473 Report

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Can I finally pet my tentacools tentapenis

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 17:07:22 No.12657516 Report

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>>12656705
you monster

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 17:09:33 No.12657538 Report

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Just use the headcanon you're petting it with a fire proof glove

/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 17:17:10 No.12657605 Report

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Very Carefully

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Jun 2013 17:20:32 No.12657645 Report

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>>12656705
How do they not die when they faint?
If they stop bouncing they die, so when they faint they are too tired to keep on going, so how do they keep bouncing?
I like to think I am killing the poor bastards.

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