WELL HELLO EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER FANTASTIC EDITION OF POKÉMON: SHOWDERP.

THE RULES ARE THE FOLLOWING: WE HAVE A CHAMP, WE GIVE HIM 6 POKÉS, HE BATTLES SMOGON AND OUFAGS AND THEN EVERYONE LAUGHES. WELL, ONLY WE LAUGH. IT'S COOL ANYWAYS.

WE ALREADY HAVE A CHAMP SO DON'T START SUGGESTING POKÉS AND ALL THE STUPID SHIT. ALRIGHT. MODS KNOW ABOUT US SO PLEASE DON'T SPAM THE MOOSE TOO MUCH, A LITTLE BIT IS GREAT THOUGH.

THIS IS TOTALLY NOT, I REPEAT, NOT A SHOWDOWN THREAD, IF YOU COME HERE TO SMOGONFAG WE WILL KILL YOU AND MURDER YOUR FAMILY TOO. WELL, NOT REALLY, BUT WE WILL LAUGH AT YOU. BE CAREFUL.