>>12675578Yes, you.
You're not even smart enough to champion the Gimmick Fairy Type Azumaril who might actually be able to truck it out in UU
Pure Types are notorious shit and Fairy type is nearly as bad as Ice and as bad as Poison.
And before you start saying how there are Eons in OU, the three have vary important reasons.
Jolteon only fears DA EARFQUAKE and gets stab Electric which is good for killing the far more abundant water types than Dragon types.
Vaporeon can tank and is also one of the better types.
Espeon has an A+ ability and can help kill Fighting Types.
Slypheon will take Normal Damage from EVERYTHING except Dragons, so it's options to switch in are fucking terribad, and even then you're only safe if you're sure that they're going to use a Dragon move and not EARFQUAKE or some other offensive.
And it'll have to compete against Pokemon who do it's job BETTER and can resist more to kill Darks, Fightings and Dragons, while being wary of the STEEL MEGACOCK destroying it's virgin fairy pussy.
It's shit.
Cry some more baby.
Rage against the machine
