Let's write one of those pokemon creepypastas one post at a time. When we're done, let's post it to a creepypasta website. Please, don't make it all dicks and niggers. I'll start:

Back when Pokemon Gold and Silver were announced, my friends and I could hardly contain ourselves. We decided to have a race to see who could get the game first. My mother and father were very conservative and believed in earning one's own money, so I didn't get an allowance and had no money to buy it with. But I had a plan.