Supersturdy: all damage dealt to this pokemon is reduced to 1.
Sonic Body: Pokemon that damage this pokemon become confused, this confusion lasts until the end of the battle.
Big Entrance: Moves all entry hazards to opponents side of field on switch in, entry hazards do not affect this pokemon.
Armageddon: Cancels weather effects on switch in and immediately after activation. On cancel, every pokemon in the battle are hit by an attack. (Sun causes Inferno, Rain causes Surf, Hail causes Blizzard or Sheer Cold or whatever, etc.)
Very Fucking Mad: The damage this pokemon both deals and receives is multiplied by 3.