who the fuck are all of these people

ANYWAY HERE'S HOW WE DO IT
WE FIND A CHAMP
WE GIVE HIM SIX POKES
HE BATTLES
WE HECKLE
LAUGHS ALL AROUND HARR HARR HARR

YOU DON'T:
ASK TO BE CHAMP
GIVE POKES WHEN WE DON'T NEED THEM
THINK THIS IS A REGULAR SHOWDOWN THREAD

OR WE'LL POINT AT YOU AND GUESS HOW FAT YOUR MOM IS

I DON'T KNOW WHO THE CURRENT CHAMP IS OR WHAT HIS POKES ARE, BUT YOU PROBABLY DO SO GO FOR IT