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Pokemon Related Story Time

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>Be me, kindergarden, age 5
>School allowed us to bring toys and gameboys to school on specific occasions (such as short days)
>Be only friend of autistic kid
>We played pokemon together every chance, I had blue, he had red.
>Autistic kid had all lvl100 pokimans (fucking grind master). Since autistic, had only Charizard, and everything you find on the early parts of the game.
>We were going to change a lvl100 pidgeot for a lvl25 gyarados.
>Friend goes to poop, prank him and trade lvl100 Charizard for just-caught-magicarp
>Friend returns. Apparently Charizard was his "best friend"
>ohgodwhy.jpg
>Goes apeshit after not finding Charizard.
>Runs around playground, punches kids left and right, throws someone off from the top of a slide, slides, then pushes girls off the swing.
>Gets tired, lays down.
>While freaking, i restart his game, choose charmander.
>Teachers come to interrogate me about the incident.
>He asks about charizard, I say he never had one, and buys the whole story.
>3 Weeks later, has another lvl 100 Charizard
>"I know its real"
MF the whole time