>>12731703In the short time between you thinking what to do and Gary sniffing your yifffriend's ass, he reveals two important things.
1. He is the leader of Team SHIT.
2. Team SHIT is actually McDonalds trying to expand into a broader empire by destroying all sources of unique, international food.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
"MR. GARRISON, LET MY PEOPLE GO."
Gary brings out the big guns, literally, and pushes Icetits to the side, "Don't dare cum any closer, holmes, or the bitch is ditch'd. YOU GET ME?"
You don't get him, he's stupid. You use a wild mating call to attract a Yoshi to get the upper edge.
"YOSH DOSH PROSH" he says. You mount him, and he roars with the force of a thousand suns.
"YOSHI EAT HIS BIG MAC, HE CAN'T KILL US IF HIS MICKEY D'S IS NOT HERE!"
Yoshi nods, "I WILL, FATHER!" but Gary starts shooting.
But Yoshi knows a trick that lets him get hit by bullets and not die, but he won't tell you what it is.
Yoshi mangles up Gary's crotch, "AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGH..."
"CAAAAAAAPTAIN PLAAAAAANET!" Gary falls to the ground and starts crying for his genwunners, Captain Planet crashes into the restaurant, and kicks him in his bloody didgeridoos.
"I just wanted to have some fun holmes."
You shoot Gary because he's stupid.
But now you have a difficult choice on your hands...
A) Abandon becoming master jelly in order to pursue your love for Icetits
B) BECOME MASTER JELLY
There is no other choice available.
