>>12739481It can read your mind and give you that thing you really want for your birthday. Or, at least, it could, but it never does, but instead gets you the same shitty gifts seventeen years in a row until he tells you one day before your eighteenth birthday to move out or he'll kick you out because he wanted a son who would make him proud and not somebody like me and that he'd much rather have had a daughter than some failure as a human being like me
I have to go.
