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Quoted By: >>12754496 >>12754501 >>12754516
> last night before pokemon's launch
> nintendo direct is held
> iwata's confused
>miyamoto's confused
>everyone’s fucking confused
>no one scheduled this shit
>t's a dark screen
>suddenly, all you see are the eyes of Reggie Fils-Aime illuminated on the screen
>floodlights blare on, so glaring and sudden that you have look away from the screen
>turn back
>Reggie's standing there wearing a purple pikmin costume spattered with blood
>the entire staff of gamefreak are nailed to the walls behind him with stylus’
>written in blood on the wall
>"their bodies were not ready"
>he announces the new “???” type
>immune to all types
>super effective against all types
>only one pokemon is a ??? type
>second eeveelution revealed
>#666 - Reggeon"
>Base stats are all 1
>seems like the weakest thing in existence
>ability is ".Missing"
>no description
> nintendo direct is held
> iwata's confused
>miyamoto's confused
>everyone’s fucking confused
>no one scheduled this shit
>t's a dark screen
>suddenly, all you see are the eyes of Reggie Fils-Aime illuminated on the screen
>floodlights blare on, so glaring and sudden that you have look away from the screen
>turn back
>Reggie's standing there wearing a purple pikmin costume spattered with blood
>the entire staff of gamefreak are nailed to the walls behind him with stylus’
>written in blood on the wall
>"their bodies were not ready"
>he announces the new “???” type
>immune to all types
>super effective against all types
>only one pokemon is a ??? type
>second eeveelution revealed
>#666 - Reggeon"
>Base stats are all 1
>seems like the weakest thing in existence
>ability is ".Missing"
>no description
