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Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 00:56:50 No.12764993 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12765034 >>12766021 >>12766062 >>12766294 >>12766434 >>12771521

How would /vp/ troll Ash?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 00:57:29 No.12765004 Report

Quoted By: >>12765069

Befriend him before a Pokemon League

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 00:59:25 No.12765027 Report

Quoted By: >>12765032

Don't have to, he trolls himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 01:00:39 No.12765032 Report

Quoted By: >>12766487

>>12765027
Was just about to post the same thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 01:00:42 No.12765034 Report

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>>12764993
Have the same team as him, but with evolved Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 01:00:44 No.12765036 Report

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Hey Ash your shoes untied.

UPPERCUT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 01:00:50 No.12765037 Report

Quoted By: >>12765571

By kicking his ass repeatedly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 01:02:17 No.12765045 Report

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Tell him to go back to reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 01:02:17 No.12765046 Report

Quoted By: >>12765571

Beat him with a team of fully evolved pokémon that hate you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 01:03:01 No.12765049 Report

Quoted By: >>12766100

Isn't everyone getting tired of Ash after BW?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 01:03:08 No.12765051 Report

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Why is Unova Ash such a faggot? I mean OK he's always been kind of a faggot but in Unova he's just well, a mecha faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 01:05:49 No.12765069 Report

Quoted By: >>12765571 >>12766158

>>12765004
This plus, use his team but fully evolved and e.v trained, wreck his shit and say that I don't love my pokemon and they are just tools. Then proceed to beat the league.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 01:06:15 No.12765074 Report

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kick his ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 01:15:12 No.12765136 Report

Quoted By: >>12765571

Beat him with a Raichu, using only Frustration.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 01:16:21 No.12765148 Report

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throw a thunderstone at Pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 01:24:35 No.12765221 Report

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paint a thunderstone to look like eviolite and tell him to give it to pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 02:06:16 No.12765535 Report

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Beat him with a copypasta'd Smogon team.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 02:09:32 No.12765560 Report

Quoted By: >>12766079

Hide in the bushes and throw a thunderstone at Pikachu.

I would repeat this process for a year, give or take, till he finally snaps and starts throwing the thunderstones back at me.

I will then perfect my aim and land a perfect hit on the little yellow shit, causing an evolution.

I hope this makes Ask grow taller as a person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 02:10:11 No.12765564 Report

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trade him a raticate for his butterfree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 02:11:02 No.12765571 Report

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>>12765037
>>12765046
>>12765069
>>12765136
>implying you would be good enough to beat Ash

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 02:14:04 No.12765591 Report

Quoted By: >>12766079

you guys know in the anime canon that pokemon can willingly stop their own evolutions, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 03:11:35 No.12766021 Report

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>>12764993
Use Latios, Latias, Darkrai, Newtew, Genesect, and Arceus against him in the final round of a major leauge tournament.

Then say Gary Oak put up a better fight.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 03:16:06 No.12766062 Report

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>>12764993
Sweep him...With Raichu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 03:17:32 No.12766079 Report

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>>12765591

Yes, but not via evolutionary stones, which is why I'd go with>>12765560

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 03:19:32 No.12766100 Report

Quoted By: >>12766311

>>12765049
I got tired of him after Indigo plateau.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 03:25:16 No.12766158 Report

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>>12765069
So an average Smogonfag?

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 03:39:34 No.12766294 Report

Quoted By: >>12766357 >>12766457

>>12764993
impregnating all his bitches. Including Latias and Chikorita then his Mom. Poisoning all his fucking rivals and last... I'M GONNA MAKE PIKACHU EVOLVE by putting little pebbles of Thunderstone in its food, making it suffer a progressive but unstoppable evolution. Then I'm gonna smell him.

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 03:41:33 No.12766311 Report

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>>12766100

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 03:46:22 No.12766357 Report

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>>12766294
You sick fuck. You're a monster!

Marry me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 03:55:02 No.12766434 Report

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>>12764993
Use a zoroark to mind control iris and make her look like misty with an illusion, with axes being togepi. Drug Ash and dress him in his old clothes, switch his pokemon out to his pokemon from back then. He'll wake up and see something's wrong, check his pokemon and be confused, and go to wake up Iris only to see Misty there.

Naked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 03:57:02 No.12766457 Report

Quoted By: >>12766532

>>12766294
But wouldn't that make you a Pokephile and his mother a whore?

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 04:00:01 No.12766487 Report

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>>12765032
Wow, cool! You're both unfunny!

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 04:04:02 No.12766532 Report

Quoted By: >>12766552

>>12766457
>But wouldn't that make you a Pokephile and his mother a whore?

WHAT? Every woman it's a bitch and every bitch belongs to Garymothrfucking Oak, bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 04:05:43 No.12766552 Report

Quoted By: >>12766682

>>12766532
>lel garymotherfucking oak! I'm saying the same joke other anons do, am I doing it right?

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Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 04:15:53 No.12766682 Report

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>>12766552
Suck my Gary

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 15:51:09 No.12770194 Report

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>Send out a pikachu
>Witty backhand joke when he scans it with his pokedex
>Evolve it in front of him
>Kick his pikachu's ass with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 23 Jun 2013 18:59:48 No.12771521 Report

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>>12764993
mix in thundersone in pikachus food...
or chalange him to battle with my darkai and latios

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