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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 06:17:29 No.12777619 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12777627 >>12777729 >>12777856 >>12777905 >>12779812 >>12780552 >>12780637

Will you press the button?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 06:18:25 No.12777627 Report

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>>12777619
Gardevoir and Lopunny here I cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 06:18:58 No.12777631 Report

Quoted By: >>12777643

I don't know, it's kind of a hard choice. I wouldn't mind if they were okay with it, but if they weren't I'd be forced to rape one to stay. And, of course, that's not something I'd want to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 06:19:47 No.12777635 Report

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>have sex with pokemon

That's my fetish.

MishaLover !!l14ghIzAV4y

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MishaLover !!l14ghIzAV4y Mon 24 Jun 2013 06:20:46 No.12777643 Report

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>>12777631

Just get a Ditto, they never say no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 06:28:42 No.12777706 Report

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>>12777643
Gross, no one likes a slut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 06:30:48 No.12777729 Report

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>>12777619
Are you just trying to get furries into this thread, OP?
But yeah, I'd press it. muh Glaceon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 06:34:10 No.12777761 Report

Quoted By: >>12777881

No, no, no, and no.
I don't think that my Chandelure or I would enjoy it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 06:35:40 No.12777802 Report

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If my Pokemon wanted the sex, yes. Otherwise, no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 06:36:28 No.12777814 Report

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Yes definitely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 06:40:44 No.12777856 Report

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>>12777619
thinly veiled pokephilia thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 06:41:58 No.12777865 Report

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>>12777777

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 06:44:36 No.12777881 Report

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>>12777761
>he only has one pokemon
>his chandelure doesn't know how to make him hallucinate a hot wimmin while milking him of life essence
>laughingsylveons.xxx

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 06:45:03 No.12777885 Report

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I guess so.
I'd just train a serperior or gardevoir something.
Would still be breddy gud.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 06:47:42 No.12777905 Report

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>>12777619
Hell yes id press the button thats a win win.
Although i guess it depends what pokemon it is....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 06:47:51 No.12777907 Report

Quoted By: >>12779421

is it even legal to have intercourse with your pokemon in the pokemon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 12:09:05 No.12779421 Report

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>>12777907
Most likely.

Would probably also be taboo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 12:12:09 No.12779430 Report

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So instead of an HM slave you'd have a sex slave.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 12:54:23 No.12779637 Report

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I'd just train unbelievably macho pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 12:56:06 No.12779651 Report

Quoted By: >>12779721 >>12780394 >>12780504

There is no physical way this is possible. You wouldn't have that kind of stamina forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 13:08:32 No.12779721 Report

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>>12779651
Then you go for it until you're bone dry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 13:13:16 No.12779765 Report

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Latias shapeshifts into a human if I want.

Problem solved. Have her assume the form of a different woman each time to keep things fresh, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 13:15:41 No.12779779 Report

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>>12779721
I don't think you understand how old age works. Someday, you will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 13:21:09 No.12779812 Report

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>>12777619

WOW THIS IS A WIN-WIN SITUATION

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 15:15:18 No.12780394 Report

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>>12779651
I'm guessing you've never even masturbated before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 15:37:17 No.12780491 Report

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>>12779779
>Implying that Retirement Homes aren't hotbeds of unprotected penetrative sex because no-one is likely to get pregnant

captcha: submission eysayin

Baron !CYckOZT23c

Baron !CYckOZT23c Mon 24 Jun 2013 15:38:11 No.12780493 Report

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I don't fly that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 15:40:21 No.12780504 Report

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>>12779651
It just says you need to have sex, it doesn't say you need to actually ejaculate or go at it for any period of time.
Just stick your dick in them for a second, and that'll work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 15:43:07 No.12780514 Report

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If I turn into a Pokemon, then yes. If I'm a human, then probably not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 15:47:10 No.12780532 Report

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I would just catch ghost pokemon since you can't have sex with something that your dick can't touch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 15:47:42 No.12780535 Report

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>>12780504
Taking this further, it also doesn't say you have to be the one initiating / giving the sex, you could be the one receiving it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 15:48:29 No.12780540 Report

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whats the catch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 15:49:34 No.12780552 Report

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>>12777619
mfw when I get to have sex with Ditto every week

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 15:51:09 No.12780558 Report

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Everyone will just catch a ditto and have It transform into their favite pokegirl problem solved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 16:03:44 No.12780612 Report

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>>12779721
quite literally

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 Jun 2013 16:07:04 No.12780637 Report

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>>12777619
You say that as if it's a negative OP.

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