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ITT: post the Pokémon you would be based on your real life

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Based upon a thread I saw yesterday.

>Type
Pure type or dual type. Do you swim a lot? Water. Do you do martial arts? Fighting. Do you live a mundane life where browsing /vp/ and playing Pokémon are the highlights of your life? Probably normal.

>Ability
No Wonder Guard, Shadow Tag, Speed Boost, Huge Power, Pure Power, Multitype, Moody or unique legendary abilties. Select 2 abilities you could have. To make this easier look up the type of Pokémon you are and see if anything fits you.

>Stats
you’re given a BST of 500, so the total number of the stats below should be 500

>HP
You social-life.
>Attack
Your physical strength.
>Defense
Your ability to take punches and kicks and stuff and endure.
>Special Attack
Your IQ/Intelligence/etc.
>Special Defense
Your mental strength. How well can you take insults and stuff, endure stressful situations and such.
>Speed
How fast you are.

>Signature moves
Select 2 very strong move like Fire Blast, Thunderbolt, Icicle Spear, Heavy Slam, Hyper Beam etc. but also non-damaging moves like Healing Wish, Quiver Dance, Spore, etc. fit here. No legendary signature moves like V-create, Roar of Time, etc. checking out the Pokémon you are like most helps to make a decision.

>How would you do in today’s OU metagame?
Assume your moveset is that of the average Pokémon of your type.

>inb4 fairy type 200 special attack with Thick Fat
>inb4 dark type with Anger Point and Outrage