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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 06:04:29 No.12788242 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12788382 >>12790842 >>12791084 >>12792696

>belongs to Amorphous egg group and not Human-like group
>other Amorphous egg group Pokemon include ghosts and blobs

so i c

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 06:09:46 No.12788274 Report

Quoted By: >>12790282

Well, people get their hard-on from Misdreavous so...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 06:10:33 No.12788277 Report

Quoted By: >>12788297 >>12789311

Last I checked, humans aren't floating sheets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 06:14:04 No.12788297 Report

Quoted By: >>12788339

>>12788277
It's more to do with Pokephiles... or rather, Gardephiles having a hard-on with a floating sheet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 06:24:52 No.12788339 Report

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>>12788297
This post made me laugh pretty good. I will be sleeping with sheets on top of me laughing to it, because I will then know what it feels like to be a Gardephile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 06:30:25 No.12788382 Report

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>>12788242

>ghosts and blobs

There are countless hentai depicting ghost girls.
Also slime girls

OP, you need to learn to fetish.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 06:35:23 No.12788409 Report

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No worries, anon.

I am pretty sure that by dex classification a misshapen blob of lard with no clear anatomical borders between neck, limbs and the rest of body is amorphous as well, rather than human-type.

You might have a chance with him yet...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 09:35:42 No.12789311 Report

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>>12788277

Gardevior isn't a floating sheet, it has two legs that happen to be concealed by a bed sheet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 10:45:55 No.12789609 Report

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best trap pokemon along with kirlia

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 10:49:27 No.12789621 Report

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Gardevoir is secretly a disgusting amorphous blob psychic-type pokemon that keeps on a constant illusion which makes it look like an attractive humanoid pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 12:20:57 No.12790012 Report

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Gardevoir is based off a guardian angel more than anything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 12:25:32 No.12790027 Report

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She's the waifu pokemon, of course she's not real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 13:24:14 No.12790264 Report

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Gardevoir officially has legs. Egg groups dun matter. Now let me fap in peace. I only want his/her mouth anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 13:28:55 No.12790282 Report

Quoted By: >>12790341

>>12788274
Oh really?
Like how much pics on paheal are tagged with Mismaguis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 13:41:18 No.12790341 Report

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>>12790282
161 on r34 and most are feral, not anthro.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 13:47:47 No.12790368 Report

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I could never see it the way people here could when I first saw it because I saw the spikes/ridges on the side of its face as its mouth in RSE, thought GF was going for a Picasso Pokemon or something. Wasn't until Colosseum that I realized that it had a fairly pretty face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 14:13:27 No.12790520 Report

Quoted By: >>12790577 >>12790699 >>12790746

I wouldn't really have Gardevoir as a sex slave. I might try oral or something once or so but I don't think I could feel very good with that. It seems like it'd be really unhealthy to equate her to sex. I'd rather she have her own activities and interests and just treat her like a really good friend I could come to in difficult times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 14:21:40 No.12790577 Report

Quoted By: >>12790608 >>12790713 >>12791317

>>12790520
>2013
>not having or wanting a sex-slave
>wanting to be friends HAHAHAHAHAHA with a potential sex-slave

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 14:26:12 No.12790608 Report

Quoted By: >>12790657 >>12790713

>>12790577
>fucking up your greentext
>any year
Opinion invalidated, friends with benefits confirmed best relationship to have with pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 14:32:38 No.12790657 Report

Quoted By: >>12790683 >>12790713

>>12790608
>ur mum

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 14:36:40 No.12790683 Report

Quoted By: >>12790687 >>12790713

>>12790657
>implying not urs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 14:37:18 No.12790687 Report

Quoted By: >>12790713

>>12790683
>implying mine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 14:39:37 No.12790699 Report

Quoted By: >>12790710 >>12790713

>>12790520
>Friend
That's nice and all, but you are her Master. She is obliged to obey you or leave.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 14:41:10 No.12790710 Report

Quoted By: >>12790754

>>12790699
But that would make at least one party sad. How can you be happy in proximity to a sad person?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 14:42:06 No.12790713 Report

Quoted By: >>12790754

>>12790577
>>12790608
>>12790657
>>12790683
>>12790687
>>12790699
>fantasizing about a pokemon
So much autism

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 14:46:29 No.12790746 Report

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>>12790520
>I wouldn't have it for sex, I would just have sex with it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 14:47:18 No.12790754 Report

Quoted By: >>12790842 >>12791102

>>12790710
Not necessarily. You don't have to mistreat her. Decorate her with pretty things and praise her and you probably won't need to command her to obey your will.

>>12790713
>NO FUN ALLOWED

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 14:59:09 No.12790842 Report

Quoted By: >>12790870 >>12792940

>>12788242
Probably because they don't have holes where the r34 fanart tends to depict them having
>>12790754
Pokemon are animals man, you wouldn't court sex from a panda would you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 15:02:00 No.12790864 Report

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>Gardevoir
babbys first Pokéwaifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 15:03:16 No.12790870 Report

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>>12790842
>Pokemon are animals man, you wouldn't court sex from a panda would you?
I don't care. If if makes my dick hard it's ok. My body doesn't lie.

Besides, Gardevoir can into telepathy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 15:33:39 No.12791084 Report

Quoted By: >>12791098

>>12788242
>>12788242
Well, we know for a fact Pokémon don't necessarily have to be physiologically similar for them to breed...

Egg groups probably have more to do with mating habits, anyway. I guess you can say the Gardevoir family are just into that kinda weird shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 15:36:26 No.12791098 Report

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>>12791084
Gardevoir x Gengar OTP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 15:36:52 No.12791102 Report

Quoted By: >>12791113

>>12790754
>fantasizing about a Pokemon
>fun

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 15:37:49 No.12791107 Report

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>amorphous egg group
So that's why drifblim can breed with magcargo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 15:39:17 No.12791113 Report

Quoted By: >>12791144

>>12791102
>Fantasizing = Pleasure

>Pleasure = Satisfaction

>Satisfaction = Fun

>Fun = Fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 15:44:49 No.12791144 Report

Quoted By: >>12792768

>>12791113
>fantasizing about a Pokemon
It's like you're digging your own grave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 16:13:53 No.12791317 Report

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>>12790577
>potential sex-slave
I feel so grown up now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 19:08:54 No.12792696 Report

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>>12788242
Don't get the point, if there is one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 19:14:59 No.12792768 Report

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>>12791144
>being this into moralfag 2011

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 19:15:43 No.12792777 Report

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I give zero fucks what all you figs say. Mr. Mime is the superior psychic type

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 19:22:41 No.12792835 Report

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Dragon type Eeveelution

Dragon type Eeveelution Tue 25 Jun 2013 19:34:38 No.12792940 Report

Quoted By: >>12792984

>>12790842
Not Poképhile but no one is fantasizing with Snorlax.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 19:40:21 No.12792984 Report

Quoted By: >>12793008

>>12792940
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/snorlax/1

Baron !CYckOZT23c

Baron !CYckOZT23c Tue 25 Jun 2013 19:43:07 No.12793007 Report

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Why do we have four threads devoted to Gardevoir?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2013 19:43:08 No.12793008 Report

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>>12792984
>Captcha: gangel sane

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