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Here you go. Brand new game; Pokémon!
>GOOD BUT WE NEED A SEQUEL
Okay. We make new game now. It has new Pokémon as well as old favorites.
>STILL PRETTY GOOD BUT IT'S SHIT HOW ALL OF THE GOOD NEW POKÉMON ARE REALLY RARE AND YOU CAN'T FIND THEM UNTIL THE END OF THE GAME
O-okay w-we make new game. L-lots of new Pokémon, is t-that what you wanted?
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY CAN'T I TRANSFER POKÉMON FROM THE LAST TWO GENERATIONS AND THE NEW DESIGNS ARE SHIT! PLUS THERE'S HARDLY ANY OLD POKÉMON, JUST SHITTY NEW ONES EVERYWHERE I LOOK
W-we trying our best! O-okay, we get new Pokémon game and have lots of new Pokémon a-as well as tie-in old Pokémon though evolutions! You c-can also transfer your old Pokémon from your GBA paks!
>WHAT THE FUCK THESE EVOLUTIONS ARE SHIT YOU JUST RUINED MY OLD FAVORITES, TANGELA SNEASEL GLIGAR LICKITUNG AND YANMA WHO I WOULDN'T HAVE USED ANYWAY BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT THESE DESIGNS SUCK BALLS
O-okay P-pokémon fans. We m-make completely new game b-based off the old designs w-while creating a fresh batch o-of new Pokémon! A-are you happy yet?
>WHAT THE FUCK. WHO CAME UP WITH THESE DESIGNS? SERIOUSLY? AN ICE CREAM AND A BIN BAG? PLUS YOU JUST RIPPED OFF OLD POKÉMON LIKE SANDSLASH, EXCEPT NEW SANDSLASH IS AN EDGY, OVERPOWERED AND OVERDESIGNED PIECE OF SHIT. SERIOUSLY YOU NEED TO GET NEW DESIGNERS OR SOMETHING. AND WHY IS THE GAME STILL USING SPRITES AND NOT 3D MODELS? SERIOUSLY IT'S BEEN ABOUT 15 YEARS OF MAKING POKEMON GAMES AND YOU'RE STILL USING SPRITES? WHAT THE FUCK?
W-we take game t-to whole new level! O-our game is now in 3D, n-no more sprites like you asked!
>UGH YOU HAD TO RUIN IT AGAIN DIDN'T YOU, WHY DID YOU GET RID OF SPRITES, IT'S COMPLETELY RUINED THE LOOK OF THE GAME AND THE BATTLE ANIMATIONS LOOK LIKE THEY TAKE AGES! AND WHY ARE THE HEADS OF THE DESIGNS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN THE BODIES? AND DON'T LET ME GET STARTED ON THE NEW MEWTWO FORM! HOW DARE YOU MAKE IT LOOK MUCH BETTER UGH POKÉMON IS RUINED!