>>12794988Met her in Las Vegas at the Adult Entertainment last year. She agreed to a photo, leaned in with her tits mashed against my elbow and up on her tiptoes making a kissy face towards my cheek. I popped the most painfully hard boner of my life, and she noticed, pointed at it and laughed as she walked away. I went back to my room and rage fucked the Fleshlight I'd bought at another booth, pretending it was her throat and shouting "WHO'S LAUGHING NOW SLUT" so loud that security knocked on my door. Then I spent like four hours looking through local escort ads for someone with a body or face even remotely similar to hers, and fell asleep in a heap of free vegas smut newspapers. Woke up with them plastered to my skin by my own sweat and semen, so that when I peeled them off some of them left writing on me like I was made of silly putty. Spilled jack daniels all over the fucking mattress too, and they charged me for it on checkout.
Later on, I discovered I'd put the film in my camera wrong, and none of the pictures had actually taken.
Goddammit
