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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:20:28 No.12833978 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12833989 >>12833990

They say if you give a DUNSPARCE a lot of love and care, it will evolve...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:21:50 No.12833989 Report

Quoted By: >>12833995 >>12833996 >>12834030

>>12833978
Why is everyone clamoring for an evo for this stupid fucking thing? What's it even supposed to be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:21:51 No.12833990 Report

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>>12833978
I would a Dunsparce.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:22:36 No.12833993 Report

Quoted By: >>12834003

>they

Corsola needs one too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:22:43 No.12833995 Report

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>>12833989
>What's it even supposed to be?

It's a legendary snake-fairy from Japan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:22:46 No.12833996 Report

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>>12833989
Tsuchinoko, a Japanese cryptid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:23:39 No.12834003 Report

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>>12833993
And mawile.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:25:00 No.12834014 Report

Quoted By: >>12834702

>favorite pokemon is getting an evo
>even if it sucks at least I can Eviolite dunsparce
Can't wait

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:27:16 No.12834027 Report

Quoted By: >>12834066 >>12834756

I really don't care much for Dunsparce either. I thought when it originally came out it was one of the most forgettable Pokemon ever. I know it has a big fanbase on /vp/ though, but I still don't think it's anything special

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:27:33 No.12834030 Report

Quoted By: >>12834065

>>12833989
mythical land snake that happens to fly like a bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:28:59 No.12834041 Report

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Dragon/Fairy evolution

come on Gamefreak do it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:29:01 No.12834043 Report

Quoted By: >>12834075

Would you pet a lugia

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:32:04 No.12834065 Report

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>>12834030

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:32:07 No.12834066 Report

Quoted By: >>12834094 >>12834173 >>12834197 >>12834334

>>12834027
That's really all there is to Dunsparce. Nobody actually likes it. Hipsters just like it ironically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:32:42 No.12834075 Report

Quoted By: >>12834093

>>12834043
>not "would you a lugia"
i would both btw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:35:48 No.12834093 Report

Quoted By: >>12834163

>>12834075
How would you a lugia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:35:48 No.12834094 Report

Quoted By: >>12834122 >>12834164 >>12834299

>>12834066
Dragon/Fairy evo with BST of 550+

Would you like him then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:38:29 No.12834122 Report

Quoted By: >>12834144 >>12834151 >>12834209

>>12834094
not even that guy, but
>normal type evolving into dragon/fairy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:40:27 No.12834138 Report

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>Implying an evolution would make Dunspare competitivley viable
>Implying that Dunsparce isn't amazing ingame
>Implying Serene Grace with Secret Power+Headbutt isn't pure joy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:41:22 No.12834144 Report

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>>12834122
>Water type giving birth to normal type

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:41:54 No.12834151 Report

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>>12834122
>Fletching loses his normal type when he evolves to Talonflame
>Surskit loses its Water type when it evolves to Masquerain

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:43:45 No.12834163 Report

Quoted By: >>12834179 >>12834205

>>12834093
I would cuddle it and use my body to pleasure its sexual organs. unless it has none. then I would just cuddle it while masturbating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:43:51 No.12834164 Report

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>>12834094
I would likely just continue not caring about him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:44:42 No.12834173 Report

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>>12834066
Wrong with a capital R

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:45:31 No.12834179 Report

Quoted By: >>12834207

>>12834163
but what if penis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:46:15 No.12834186 Report

Quoted By: >>12834203

Hold on sec

Pokemon Aime is technically the "closer bond with your Pokemon" we were speculating back then?

I.wouldnt be surprised if certain Pokemon DID.evolve by it but its otherwise the new friendship mechanic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:46:56 No.12834197 Report

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>>12834066
I have forever loved Dunspare unironically.
Damn hipsters encroaching on ma Dunsparce trying to give it an evolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:48:08 No.12834203 Report

Quoted By: >>12834230

>>12834186
slowpoke.jpg

I think anyone with a brain realizes that that's how eevee will evolve into sylveon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:48:15 No.12834205 Report

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>>12834163
>neutered or genderless male lugia
>jerking off and cumming into his genital slit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:48:24 No.12834207 Report

Quoted By: >>12834277

>>12834179
That would be totally fine, i don't care what sort of genitals it has. sex is about passion and love not what sort of body parts someone has or doesn't have

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:48:29 No.12834209 Report

Quoted By: >>12834226

>>12834122
We already have a normal type evolving into water/fairy so why not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:50:12 No.12834226 Report

Quoted By: >>12834341

>>12834209
Well, we don't know if its gonna stay pure Normal type in gen 6.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:50:33 No.12834230 Report

Quoted By: >>12834266 >>12835473

>>12834203
So how will that be different to happiness evolution?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:54:17 No.12834266 Report

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>>12834230
Happiness will probably work the same way as it has in the past, with Pokemon-Amie being separate.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:55:37 No.12834277 Report

Quoted By: >>12834302 >>12834649

>>12834207
*nom*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:57:38 No.12834299 Report

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>>12834094
I'd rather have Normal/Dragon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 19:57:52 No.12834302 Report

Quoted By: >>12834339

>>12834277
L-Lugia-senpai... don't stop...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:01:09 No.12834334 Report

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>>12834066
Serene Grace + Body Slam + Headbutt
niggas didn't know what was going down

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:01:28 No.12834339 Report

Quoted By: >>12834350

>>12834302
What are you, gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:01:32 No.12834341 Report

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>>12834226
And we don't know if dunsparce will either

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:02:18 No.12834350 Report

Quoted By: >>12834529

>>12834339
yes

I'm not even that guy

but I am a vorefag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:18:37 No.12834529 Report

Quoted By: >>12834566 >>12834591 >>12834607 >>12834724

>>12834350
What pokemon has the squishiest cock?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:22:05 No.12834566 Report

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>>12834529
how the fuck should I know pokemon aren't real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:23:56 No.12834591 Report

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>>12834529
Teddiursa, obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:25:18 No.12834607 Report

Quoted By: >>12834684 >>12834724

>>12834529
I don't know, b-but we can go on a quest to find out t-together, anon-kun~<3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:30:20 No.12834649 Report

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>>12834277
from the thumbnail I almost thought that was a man's lower half with a shitton of pubes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:34:51 No.12834684 Report

Quoted By: >>12834703 >>12834724

>>12834607
How would you find out, then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:36:57 No.12834702 Report

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>>12834014
>eviolite Dunsparce with Coil and Roost on a Paraflinch set

Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:37:09 No.12834703 Report

Quoted By: >>12834719 >>12834724

>>12834684
>not just feeling the cock of any Pokemon you see
Stay pleb

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:39:23 No.12834719 Report

Quoted By: >>12834724 >>12834741

>>12834703
I'm not plebian, I was just curious anon. Wouldn't it be rape? Just wandering through a forest and sucking off every nidoran in sight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:40:28 No.12834724 Report

Quoted By: >>12834752 >>12834768 >>12834792 >>12834812

>>12834719
>>12834703
>>12834684
>>12834607
>>12834529

Why the fuck is /vp/ so excessively gay today?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:41:15 No.12834741 Report

Quoted By: >>12834807

>>12834719
we're going to as first, of course. Besides, it's not sexual, it's for science!!

it can be sexual once science is done for the day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:42:09 No.12834752 Report

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>>12834724
>today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:42:28 No.12834756 Report

Quoted By: >>12835241

>>12834027
I accidentally caught one early in gen 2 as a child and used him. My team also included a Steelix, Skarmory, Slowbro, Noctowl and Meganium.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:44:02 No.12834768 Report

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>>12834724
>today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:47:21 No.12834792 Report

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>>12834724
>today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:49:07 No.12834807 Report

Quoted By: >>12834819 >>12834833

>>12834741
What if they say no? Do you french them to get them to change their minds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:49:41 No.12834812 Report

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>>12834724
>today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:50:26 No.12834819 Report

Quoted By: >>12834901

>>12834807
You get them aroused by "playing" with them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:51:55 No.12834833 Report

Quoted By: >>12834901 >>12834906

>>12834807
take them out for a nice dinner, make friends with them, and then ask again! if they still say no then there's more fish in the sea (but who doesn't want their cock fondled?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:58:11 No.12834901 Report

Quoted By: >>12834924

>>12834819
>>12834833
What if they have a genital slit like nidoking, you'd probably have to reach inside and grasp his half hard, spongy cock and make it grow and harden in your hands

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 20:58:39 No.12834906 Report

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>>12834833
how would it work with Pokemon like steelix

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:00:33 No.12834924 Report

Quoted By: >>12834970

>>12834901
That sounds like a lot of fun~
we can cuddle him so he feels comfortable while we reach inside, softly grasp the meat of his semi-erect member, and begin to stroke and squeeze softly...

scuse me i have to go change panties

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:04:05 No.12834970 Report

Quoted By: >>12834984

>>12834924
What's your favorite pokemon anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:06:03 No.12834984 Report

Quoted By: >>12835004

>>12834970
ninetales

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:08:47 No.12835004 Report

Quoted By: >>12835025

>>12834984
But can you take the knot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:11:18 No.12835025 Report

Quoted By: >>12835069

>>12835004
no

but my fetish is being stretched

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:14:47 No.12835069 Report

Quoted By: >>12835099

>>12835025
Well hopefully he doesn't stretch you too much, then. At least not until the first 2 inches of his tip sink in.

I don't think that softball sized knot is going anywhere, though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:18:19 No.12835099 Report

Quoted By: >>12835269

>>12835069
i'd like to try taking a knot, but I don't want to end up all bloody

unless he's into that sort of thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:25:50 No.12835153 Report

Quoted By: >>12835161

what is even going on in this thread what

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:27:48 No.12835161 Report

Quoted By: >>12835171

>>12835153
we're having fun, you should try it sometime <3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:28:25 No.12835171 Report

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>>12835161
alright I'm dunsparce, who wants to stroke my cock so I can evolve?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:28:28 No.12835172 Report

Quoted By: >>12835194 >>12835200 >>12835412

See, this
THIS
is why Pokemon amie is a terrible idea.

It's an awesome idea on it's own, but....FUCK.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:30:17 No.12835194 Report

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>>12835172
>It's an awesome idea on it's own, but....FUCK.

But what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:30:42 No.12835200 Report

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>>12835172
Let the boys have their fun, man. They got to release that sexual tension.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:35:19 No.12835241 Report

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>>12834756
I used a Dunsparce for my first playthrough

I gave him the Zap Cannon TM...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:38:21 No.12835269 Report

Quoted By: >>12835292

>>12835099
Let's just say he might pound your ass without lube, and not care about how much you struggle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:40:01 No.12835285 Report

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>Mass deletions

Based mods

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:40:56 No.12835292 Report

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>>12835269
hey, i like it rough, baby.
(>tfw best part of the thread deleted)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:53:53 No.12835412 Report

Quoted By: >>12835423 >>12835513

>>12835172
I don't see the issue. The issue is when the 3DS gets hacked and people start modding the feature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 21:55:28 No.12835423 Report

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>>12835412
I don't see a problem here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 22:00:23 No.12835473 Report

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>>12834230
I guess Happiness =/= bonds

You can improve happiness without even being a friend of your pokémon, just making others cut their hair, massaging their bodies and shit. Just like winning battles, "Hapiness" means the pokémon has high self-esteem

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2013 22:04:40 No.12835513 Report

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>>12835412
>implying the 3DS will be hacked anytime soon
>thinking mods like what you're alluding to could be created with the game's files

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Anonymous Sun 30 Jun 2013 04:15:36 No.12838884 Report

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smogoner here
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