HELLO /VP/. I AM BASSMASTER6000, AND THIS, IS SHOWDERP. IN SHOWDERP, THE RULES ARE SIMPLE. WE GIVE A CHAMP 6 POKEMON (NO LESS), THEN WE WATCH AS OUR CHAMP QUENCHES THE INTENSE FLAMES OF SMOGON-FAGGOTRY ALL OVER THE INTERNET.
Anonymous
Junichi Masuda !nNP.MuEOeo
inb4 dicks
Anonymous
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>>12837969 I dunno I think this guy is kind of a dick.
Anonymous
>tfw start of a thread and some guy just posts penises
Anonymous
BASSMASTER6000 !cENISKTLOE
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>>12838028 Don't give him ideas!
Anonymous
>>12838028 >not liking dicks What kind of sick human being are you?
Anonymous
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>>12838044 I think he might be a
faggot Anonymous
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>>12837980 >>12838028 >>12838033 this is gonna be a good thread
Junichi Masuda !nNP.MuEOeo
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>>12838028 thats why i inb4 dicks
im really tired of the fucking duick trolling around here, every time a new showderp thread starts, some random guy starts posting his collection of dicks
Anonymous
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Can you do a turtle team? For my dubs, which you should check by the way.
Aggi
retcon !SDc60sEkcE
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
>>12838077 my body is regi
Anonymous
>>12838078 Ludicolo @ Leftovers
Nickname: Stall Your Job
Trait: Raindish
Shiny: no
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpD / 4 Def
Calm Nature
-Scald
-Leech seed
-Rain Dance
-Protect
QwietQwilfish !69f3mLJd36
>>12838078 fearow named FEAR THE FEAROW FEAR THE FEAROW FEAR THE FEAROW FEAR THE FEAROW FEAR THE FEAROW
Samurai Lincoln !!mnDPxlxnHbs
>>12838079 a pokemon with close combat called "Big Boss"
the more manly the better
has to be male, just saying
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
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>>12838078 did the unofficial rule about linking to champ post ever become official?
Anonymous
>>12838078 Regigigas with confuse ray and thunder wave.
Anonymous
Champ. Gary Oak
>>12838078 smash-pass gorebyss
Anonymous
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>>12838078 circle throw poliwrath, goddammit
Anonymous
>>12838078 CB ninjask w/giga impact
Samurai Lincoln !!mnDPxlxnHbs
QwietQwilfish !69f3mLJd36
Anonymous
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>>12838094 god fucking dammit
I will keep trying this
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
retcon I'll fight you with showderp teams for champ
BASSMASTER6000 !cENISKTLOE
CHAMP CLAIMS DO NOT HAVE TO BE IN THE FORM OF A REPLY, AS LONG AS THE PREVIOUS CHAMP HAS STEPPED DOWN
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
>>12838107 who died and made you king big guy
retcon !SDc60sEkcE
>>12838105 sure, why not. I'll make team then fight you for champ
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
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>>12838113 awesome
I'll be using my showderp team from my last run.
BASSMASTER6000 !cENISKTLOE
Samurai Lincoln !!mnDPxlxnHbs
>>12838120 BASSMASTER5000 died then?
BASSMASTER6000 !cENISKTLOE
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>>12838133 bassmaster6000 2.0
retcon !SDc60sEkcE
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
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>>12838241 o-oh
I guess I'l g-go back to stream then
retcon !SDc60sEkcE
QwietQwilfish !69f3mLJd36
>glance at lobby chat >mightbeclint was banned by business tortoise.
Anonymous
Anonymous
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
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>>12838321 yes, they scan for clint's name
retcon !SDc60sEkcE
retcon !SDc60sEkcE
Anonymous
Does having a lobby filled with people rooting against you have any psychological impact on your decision making process?
Anonymous
>>12838490 only if you have a predictable copypasta team that everyone in the chat can point out.
Colonel Ludicolo !zw1.KpM3EA
Anonymous
>>12838513 >Ice Gem Toxic Sandstorm Mamoswine retcon !SDc60sEkcE
Anonymous
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>>12838515 Are you new? Curious.
Anonymous
>>12838535 showdown is kill?
Anonymous
>>12838547 You're probably banned
Anonymous
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>>12838531 yea, stuff like that
Anonymous
>>12838562 But it would have told me if I got banned
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12838475 In his defense, what fucking else he could do at that point.
Anonymous
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>>12838580 nothing that's what makes it funny
Champ. Gary Oak
>>12838547 Showdown won't work for me either.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12838568 No, it's fucking retarded. The server just refuses your connection.
retcon !SDc60sEkcE
Samurai Lincoln !!mnDPxlxnHbs
>>12838631 any pokemon where all their moves have the word "mega" in it
Anonymous
>>12838631 MIXED LO THUND T
Acheron !Kn5tLGVojI
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12838631 gengar with sub hyp mean look and perish
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12838631 CB ninjask w/gig impact
Anonymous
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BASSMASTER6000 !cENISKTLOE
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>>12838638 dont forget the salac berry ;)
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>>12838640 Ahh,
this is why I love showderp Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12838654 wait shit nevermind
Samurai Lincoln !!mnDPxlxnHbs
>>12838669 because showderp
Anonymous
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>wasting my mixed lo thund t with teammates like this >ever
retcon !SDc60sEkcE
>>12838638 mind elaborating on what hyp stands for? I assume it means hyper beam but I have a habit of being wrong
Anonymous
retcon !SDc60sEkcE
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>>12838727 lol nevermind I forgot what hypnosis is
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12838727 Hypnosis you newfag casual.
Samurai Lincoln !!mnDPxlxnHbs
>>12838727 hypnosis, but we saw this already
I kinda want you to use hyper beam
Anonymous
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>>12838747 >tfw the only reason I suggested it was because I missed the matches I guess that was a little selfish. If you wish to use hyper beam, please feel free.
retcon !SDc60sEkcE
retcon !SDc60sEkcE
Anonymous
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>>12838772 >all that setting up retcon !SDc60sEkcE
Anonymous
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>>12838806 chaosking needs to be a new image
retcon !SDc60sEkcE
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/oucurrent-37151301 >I EASILY COULD HAVE WON THAT BUT FUCKED UP AND MADE IT A TIE welp. new champ time!
Anonymous
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>>12838879 Going by points you tied more than the other guy.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Swampert for the new champ
Anonymous
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Samurai Lincoln !!mnDPxlxnHbs
>>12838974 try to make something that is usually really slow go really fast
also, get a trip
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
METAL CLAW SHEDINJA FOR NEXT TEAM
Anonymous
>>12838974 CB Ninjask with giga impact
hax <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
>>12838974 yes i have finally achieved sanic speed now give me a team
Anonymous
nignognagger
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>>12838976 jus made it duude
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>>12838990 lel m8 ur way 2 slo agen
Anonymous
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>>12839002 ok prepare for some 1800+ ranked showderp dudes
Anonymous
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Samurai Lincoln !!mnDPxlxnHbs
>>12839009 I think you forgot a suggestion there m8
Anonymous
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>>12839010 took too long to post
I replied immediately
Anonymous
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>>12838983 Choice scarf chansey max speed evs Special attacker with Serene grace.
Anonymous
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>>12839017 >counting to six. Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12839054 GOAT Team
Now add names
Anonymous
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>>12839054 Goddamn m8 you might want to sue an alt so you don't lose your rank
BASSMASTER6000 !cENISKTLOE
>>12839054 Name gorybyss DRAGONSLAYER
Anonymous
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>>12839054 >hax <3: shit imma need a lot of confusion this battle >The foe's Kyurem-Black is confused! >The foe's Kyurem-Black lost 16% of its health! Anonymous
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>>12839088 >>12839089 Should be named Siegfried after the legend.
Anonymous
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We famous naow!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12839100 So who the fuck is Jeff Jones?
Anonymous
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Nomi is mai waifu
Anonymous
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>>12839150 I don't want to get of Mr. HAX's Wild Ride
Anonymous
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>>12839100 >>12839176 Fucking beautiful.
I love a good sweep in my derp threads.
HAX <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
Anonymous
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>Jizzing your pants when you beat Marriland
Anonymous
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How many times have we fought the Houndoomsday?
HAX <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
HAX <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/oucurrent-37158373 a new star arises
new team, im gonna miss this one tho
Anonymous
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Link to stream anyone?
Anonymous
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>>12839277 Special Cloyster
Anonymous
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>>12839277 Braviary named 'Have u Heard'
Anonymous
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>>12839277 CB Ninjask with giga impact
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>>12839277 THAT MUSHROOM POKE WHAT IT'S NAME, AMOONGUSS
Anonymous
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>>12839287 OMG M8 WOW EVERYTIME YOU ARE 7 AHAHA OH MAN
Anonymous
>>12839287 You're too slow!
[sanic.gif]
Anonymous
>>12839287 Just too slow...
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12839287 holy shit bro, i'll suggest it for you next time as i usually get a slot when i feel like suggesting.
Anonymous
>>12839310 >>12839309 >>12839296 >>12839295 >>12839294 It's just that I when I post, it takes fucking forever to actually post
That and I misstype captcha sometimes.
Anonymous
>>12839324 Haven't you bought your 4chan pass yet?
Anonymous
>>12839329 >money huehuehue
Anonymous
HAX <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
Anonymous
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>>12839309 Bee and puppycat?
U mah nigga
Anonymous
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BR confirmed for god tier
HAX <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
Anonymous
Well Imma hit the hay now, It's late where I am and I'm tired as shit. thanks in advance to the guy that said he;d try the Ninjask. later Shreks
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
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how we doing tonight neoshowderp
Anonymous
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>>12839405 lel m8 u wont even get 2 c it after all that
m6
Anonymous
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How many times have we fought the Houndoomsday?
HAX <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
HAX <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Stop hogging champ
Anonymous
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>>12839475 >9 turns >6 mins cum on step it up
Anonymous
>>12839483 Guys, I think we're bullying an actual 10 year old.
Anonymous
HAX <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
legendary replay:
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/oucurrent-37162123 new team dudes, couple morebattles then ill step down
Anonymous
>kudu91: nigga you suck at pokemon
Anonymous
>>12839550 subseed whimsicott
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lol no ninjask again
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12839475 Oh god, that guy knows nothing about mods
HAX <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
>>12839560 sorry whats this?
Anonymous
Anonymous
HAX <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
HAX <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
Anonymous
Oh shit, just noticed that someone challenged me...
Anonymous
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>>12839647 top lel he mad @ me
HAX <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
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http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/oucurrent-37164385 a real battle with real podracing and action and shit
probably my best battle all day and we still got 4-0d (basically 3)
new:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oucurrent-37165611 moar sun
Anonymous
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>>12839731 >those bedroom eyes Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>12839731 Should I challenge him to see if I can truly get him to dance?
HAX <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
HAX <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
Anonymous
>>12839879 I feel bad now.
HAX <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/oucurrent-37166743 another win
i guess ill pass the chimphood off now, hope you dudes enjoyed showderp: 1800+ edition, cuz i rekt my ranking for you guys
<3
Anonymous
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>>12839947 Eh, honestly, making some kids' day doesn't seem all that bad to me.
Anonymous
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
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>>12839956 I like a bold champ
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12839958 drill run dunsparce
HAX <3 !UTOVO.lm8s
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>>12839956 it was a suspect laddering alt, i already had reqs and the screenshot, and the ladder is going away tomorrow lol
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12839958 abomasnow without hail
Anonymous
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>>12839958 choice scarf wailord
GETSHREKED !USd2DHP19M
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Snorlax with Selfdestruct, 3 other moves, and a choice band.
Anonymous
GETSHREKED !USd2DHP19M
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
Anonymous
Anonymous
>that faggot vespre talkin about /vp/ in broad daylight. Like it's even something to be proud of.
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
Anonymous
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>>12840041 crits everywhere
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
Vespre
>>12840144 See, you are all from /vp/ right
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
>>12840197 I'll give it one more go, but as I'm learning, this team is way less viable than I thought
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oucurrent-37170765 Anonymous
>>12840226 go away this is our secret internet hideout and you're not invited
Vespre
>>12840249 Just want to point out that you are all cancerous
Anonymous
>>12840261 >posting with a name >using cancer in that context So, you're what, 14?
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
>>12840243 alright one last team before I fuck off
GETSHREKED !USd2DHP19M
Anonymous
>>12840282 scarf nidoqueen
Anonymous
>>12840282 ENTRAINMENT DURANT WITH TRUANT
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12840282 choice scarf wailord
Anonymous
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Everyone's favorite Gen 2 dragon, Kingdra
GETSHREKED !USd2DHP19M
Vespre
>>12840280 Better than shitposting all day in your 'secret club'
Anonymous
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>>12840298 >three choiced mons prepare your anus, bigdog
Anonymous
>>12840315 le epic burn /b/ro XDDD
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
Anonymous
>>12840322 >>12840280 >>12840249 Sigh, I can't bait people good enough am I?
Only... 3 replies?
Is actually MephistoBart
>>12840339 Consider yourself out of the secret club.
Anonymous
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>>12840352 b-b-b-but muh jokes
bigdogiceee !xVMYeqcYCI
>>12840337 fuck my internet going a shit
new champ
Anonymous
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>>12840390 >>12840389 sorry m80s im not champing
Anonymous
I'd champ if I knew any other metagame besides LC.
Anonymous
>>12840424 lets do lc then!
Lewd !!QyFVoqTeWnf
Anonymous
Lewd !!QyFVoqTeWnf
>>12840436 >>12840424 Looks like I'm 2slow
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12840440 technician bullet seed roserade
Anonymous
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>>12840449 Oh fuck no, you're just in time. I'm sure as fuck not champing. Maybe someday when I actually get more than 2 OU games under my belt, but I'm sticking to LC until then
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12840440 Paraflinch Dunsparce
Lewd !!QyFVoqTeWnf
Anonymous
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>>12840497 that is a pretty kawaii team.
Lewd !!QyFVoqTeWnf
Lewd !!QyFVoqTeWnf
Lewd !!QyFVoqTeWnf
Lewd !!QyFVoqTeWnf
Anonymous
>>12840440 cb giga impact ninjask
Anonymous
Lewd !!QyFVoqTeWnf
>>12840653 new champ, I'm not drunk enough for this
Anonymous
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that's it, showderp is dead!
jk10 !QqL8nX9URE
>>12840679 Are you ready for the stroke of a lifetime?
I don't know shit about shit
If anyone else wants to take this from me though, feel free
Anonymous
>>12840699 Dragonite @ Enigma Berry
Nickname: Draconite
Trait: Multiscale
Shiny: Definitely
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe / 4 SpD
Mild Nature
-Draco Meteor
-Fire Blast
-Extremespeed
-Roost
Anonymous
>>12840699 cb giga impact ninjask
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12840699 poliwag. make it work, champ
Anonymous
>>12840699 Snorlax named HALFLIFE3
Anonymous
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>>12840699 Dual Chop Haxxorus
Anonymous
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>>12840699 No way, you are the champ
Metagross
Anonymous
jk10 !QqL8nX9URE
>>12840703 Just giga impact I'm guessing?
Anonymous
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>>12840731 GIGA IMPACT EBBYDAY
and x-scissor Anonymous
>>12840703 >Had to wait until the deadest of the night to be able to get in Anonymous
>>12840746 >not even the first jk10 !QqL8nX9URE
jk10 !QqL8nX9URE
jk10 !QqL8nX9URE
>>12840796 Can't even see straight anymore.
Sorry for the massive disappointment guys
Someone else champ
Anonymous
>>12840824 there was no disappointment there, mate. all i saw was the regular amount of showderp stroking. no shame.
Nsyncluvr69
Anonymous
>>12840830 Use the previous Dragonite.
Anonymous
>>12840830 Eviolite Ferroseed
Anonymous
>>12840830 unfezant or noctowl
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>12840830 Toxic Sandstorm Mamoswine holding an Ice Gem
jk10 !QqL8nX9URE
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>>12840827 Thanks I think.
Maybe I'll try again some other time during the dead hours to redeem myself. And I won't even drink next time
Anonymous
>>12840830 Eviolite button dragonair
Anonymous
Nsyncluvr69
Nsyncluvr69
Nsyncluvr69
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oucurrent-37180809 I was victorious because the guy chickened out when he saw how bad Flammy was. There's the new match.
Nsyncluvr69
Anonymous
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>>12840939 I suppose this one didn't happen either.
Nsyncluvr69
Nsyncluvr69
Anonymous
Guys we need a new thread this one is dying
Anonymous
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>>12840994 could you post the replays to your previous battles?
Anonymous
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>>12840995 that's it, showderp is dead!
Nsyncluvr69
I stroked to hard I forgot the replay, but they ran away so it's no big deal. New team, please.
Anonymous
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>>12841009 Shadow tag gothitelle
Anonymous
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>>12841009 simisage or simisear or simipour
Anonymous
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>>12841009 Linoone with belly drum and extreme speed
Anonymous
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>>12841009 Water Absorb Politoed
Anonymous
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Do not fear my dear comrades, for I am baking a new thread
Anonymous
