/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #12861096

[17 / 7 / ?]

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 09:54:59 No.12861096 View View Reply Original Report

I'm a majestic dragon - Dragonite,
bitches be wet when I take flight
My Dragon Rage - super effective
steel or fairy, your types are defective

My wings so sharp, I slice the air
Bitches like Altaria don't have my flair
Dragon and flying are my combination
But my Steel Wing so sharp, it'll make penetration

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 09:55:44 No.12861097 Report

Quoted By: >>12862367

white people trying to rhyme

nothing to see here folks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 09:55:57 No.12861098 Report

Quoted By:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs9lZg9pXxc&oref

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1370501350396.jpg, 596KiB, 987x640

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 09:57:33 No.12861103 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 10:08:52 No.12861134 Report

Quoted By:

>Dragon Rage
>Super effective

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 10:13:54 No.12861149 Report

Quoted By:

>dragonite
>majestic

pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 10:48:16 No.12861256 Report

Quoted By:

>>12861096
>it'll make penetration

what

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 11:00:28 No.12861304 Report

Quoted By:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poetry is dead
And you should be too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 15:20:25 No.12862367 Report

Quoted By:

>>12861097
What is refined poetry and not that common plebeian ramblings you call "Hip-Hop."

Good day sir!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 15:29:38 No.12862394 Report

Quoted By:

Dragon Rage can't be Super Effective you stupid lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 15:38:19 No.12862432 Report

Quoted By: >>12862459

wow this is crap
lets worsen it by everyone writing a poem about their favorite mons

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Debdedededeb dedeb.gif, 2KiB, 93x117

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 15:41:49 No.12862444 Report

Quoted By:

All Ice types check in!

Faggot

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO image.jpg, 24KiB, 307x281

Faggot Tue 02 Jul 2013 15:43:53 No.12862448 Report

Quoted By: >>12862472

>>12861096
Whimsicott! Whimsicott!
Come and take your best shot!
You think you're strong? You think you're gangster?
You've got nothing against THIS Prankster.

What I specialize is prioritized, I'm here to cut you down to size.
I don't compromise, I optimize. You may think you're wise, but I'm sharp like knives.
I'm a bag of tricks, you won't know what I do.
It'll screw with you before you make your move.
You think you got what it takes to step up to the plate? I'm Whimsicott, motherfucker. Make my day.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO fizz.jpg, 291KiB, 1215x717

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 15:47:07 No.12862459 Report

Quoted By:

>>12862432
SHARK! Just playin, bet I gave you a scare
Yep I did. That's why the water's warm over there.
so slick like an oil spill- a fighter so nimble,
on your first trip back, you'll hold water like a thimble
Y U mad bro, Im the tidal trickster
Callin me names, Y U such a prick, sir?
I'll just keep rackin up kills while you sit there and curse
You're boring. Time to switch up the verse.
Stalkin my prey- cuz I'm the mighty shark
I'm a Rare commodity; solo on Noah's Arc
Chumming for me, you get the bite and the bark
Try to run, tickin down from the Seastone Mark
Laughin as I stand on my trident
Busy playin- now I wonder where the time went
Somethin's Fishy- you're kinda squishy
How you gonna catch me, you can't even hit me
FEEDING TIME better grab a fork
No fish on the menu hope you like pork
Cuter than Wall-E with a spork
Chasin me leave you trippin like a song by Bjork
I'm the volleyball team when i set and i spike
Then I dive for the kill with the Urchin Strike
In a splash- But I'm still on fire
Own the lane like Phelps- but i'll never retire

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2013 15:51:56 No.12862472 Report

Quoted By:

>>12862448
not bad

344 Nintendo son

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO iguio.png, 104KiB, 617x879

344 Nintendo son Tue 02 Jul 2013 16:24:16 No.12862669 Report

Quoted By:

344 Nintendo son

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO gwer.png, 53KiB, 458x299

344 Nintendo son Tue 02 Jul 2013 16:26:36 No.12862683 Report

Quoted By:

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches