Dear Diary,
Moltres got out of the cave today, but at least he was wearing his safety helmet. The neighbors complained again and said we need to do something about him, but I honestly don't know what we can do. He tried to mount a female Pidgeotto this time, Zapdos is afraid we're going to get slapped with a lawsuit, and I don't blame him. To make matters worse, Zapdos just finished an hour of bitching at me for not helping find him, but what does he want, I'm an *ice*-type.

Zapdos won't hear of it, but I really think we need to get him committed, or at least taken by some unsuspecting trainer. I know mom made us promise to take care of him after she was gone, but he's just too much. I just... I just don't know what to do, you know?

Sincerely,
Articuno