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>>12909055
>>12909061

Is this some shitty meme from Reddit or 9fag? It's always being posted and I don't even know if its from the same retard or not. its always the same shitty formula
>your mom!1 xD
>rekt lol xDDD

Anyways, I hope I'm not the only one that reports these posts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 18:56:32 No.12909143 Report

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 18:59:11 No.12909165 Report

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>>12909091
>reporting posts that break no rules
>making posts stating you've reported other posts, which is specifically against the rules

Enjoy your eventual ban.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:01:28 No.12909182 Report

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>>12909091
Buttmadfaggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:05:33 No.12909207 Report

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go ask your parents for a 3DS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:37:24 No.12909493 Report

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>>12909045
you're supposed to be 18.
get a job like every other adult

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:38:44 No.12909506 Report

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>>12909493
Working is for squares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:38:50 No.12909509 Report

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>>12909493
I do have a job. I have to spend money on rent bills and my girlfriend. I'm regreting building that PC

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:40:47 No.12909527 Report

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>>12909509
then eat cheaper and work more hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:43:03 No.12909540 Report

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Manage your money, OP. Or get Welfare...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:43:51 No.12909545 Report

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>>12909509
>my girlfriend
Dump your girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:44:45 No.12909551 Report

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>>12909527
not everybody has flexibility with working hours
>>12909509
then stop spending shit on your girlfriend, unless youre a long distance or some shit and drive to her, in which case, suck it up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:44:59 No.12909553 Report

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>>12909545
Yeah dump her. If she's costing you money, she's not worth it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:45:47 No.12909560 Report

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>>12909540
motherfucking money management

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:45:58 No.12909566 Report

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>>12909509
Dump your girlfriend you dumbass.
If she's costing you money she's not worth it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:46:24 No.12909571 Report

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Donate plasma, unless you're an alcoholic or smoker.

If you're 174 lbs+ then you can make $100 a week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:47:05 No.12909576 Report

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Donate your sperm. That is if you got good genes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:47:06 No.12909577 Report

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>>12909545
I've been considering that a little more than I should.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:47:16 No.12909579 Report

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>>12909571
Where? I'm not OP but I want to donate.
Free cash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:48:01 No.12909588 Report

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>>12909579
Money's never free. Remember that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:48:21 No.12909593 Report

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>>12909577
Do it! Dump her. You're new pokebros in Kalos will love you more than she ever will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:49:23 No.12909604 Report

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>>12909579
CSL Plasma, though it may be different depending on where you live.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:49:49 No.12909613 Report

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It really isn't that difficult to save 240 bucks in three months time. If your woman is draining your money then she is not good for you.

Maybe you should watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DOvq8FsiUE

>>12909579
http://www.donatingplasma.org/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:50:30 No.12909623 Report

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>>12909588
Yes it is.
Something is only worthy if we give it worth. I don't care about my plasma so trading my plasma(which is worthless to me) for money(which is worthful) is technically free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:53:04 No.12909635 Report

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>>12909613
dear god /vp/ is actually talking me out of a girlfriend and i'm going to do it. see you guys in kalos

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:55:18 No.12909671 Report

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>>12909588
Is giving plasma really that different to give blood?
I give my blood from time to time and it dont have so much consequence. And because I live in France, you aren't even paid for that (But they give you sandwiches and drinks, and if you give near Christmas one of the volunteers come with Foie gras which he makes himself.)

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:57:26 No.12909694 Report

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>>12909635
Capped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:59:15 No.12909713 Report

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>>12909694
oh fuck me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 19:59:49 No.12909716 Report

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>>12909635
You'll be happier. I have a similar story.
My girl was a mooching whore. Soon she began using sex as a bartering tool. One night she asked me for $100 for sex. $100 dollars to fuck, can you believe that? I kicked that bitch out that night, and went out and bought $2 worth of hand lotion. I woke up the next day satisfied and with $98 dollars in my pocket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:00:10 No.12909720 Report

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>>12909143
>implying that's easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:00:40 No.12909724 Report

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>>12909635
If you want to do that just after some advices from strangers of internet, you already wanted to do it before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:06:28 No.12909756 Report

Quoted By: >>12909762 >>12909789 >>12909851

OP, we've known about the 3DS since before E3 2010 and it was released the year after. Why didn't you start saving up then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:07:18 No.12909762 Report

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>>12909756
His girlfriend drained his savings

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:09:33 No.12909789 Report

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>>12909756
Not OP, but back in 2010 there weren't good games for the 3ds and the idea of hoping for a 3ds pokemon game was just stupid

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:10:19 No.12909799 Report

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:10:27 No.12909801 Report

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>>12909713
>>12909694
lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:10:41 No.12909802 Report

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>>12909789

How was the idea of hoping for a Pokemon game for the 3DS stupid? It was pretty much 100% expected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:11:40 No.12909820 Report

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>and the idea of hoping for a 3ds pokemon game was just stupid
are you retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:12:23 No.12909824 Report

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If you sell blood plasma 3 times you got enough for a used 3ds and pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:12:24 No.12909825 Report

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>>12909820
apparently I'm retarded, meant for >>12909789

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:12:34 No.12909829 Report

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>>12909802
Expected like what? like a hoenn remake?

;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:14:27 No.12909851 Report

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>>12909756
I had to build a PC the rest of my savings were spent on stuff for the apartment and stuff for my girlfriend like a car, a new mirror, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:15:11 No.12909859 Report

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>>12909829
Holy fuck you are retarded. Assuming that Nintendo would put a Pokemon game developed by GF on a new handheld is as likely as the sun rising in the morning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:15:28 No.12909863 Report

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>>12909851
>stuff for my girlfriend
> like a car, a new mirror, etc.
> like a car, a new mirror
> like a car
>LIKE A CAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:15:48 No.12909867 Report

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>>12909851

You bought a fucking car for your girlfriend?

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:16:10 No.12909875 Report

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>>12909851
>and stuff for my girlfriend like a car, a new mirror
tell me you're joking. she better be a fucking keeper

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:16:32 No.12909881 Report

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>>12909851
YOU BOUGHT HER A FUCKING CAR!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:17:22 No.12909889 Report

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>>12909851
You bought your girlfriend a Car? Jesus fucking shit at least tell me you are the one that legally owns it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:17:45 No.12909891 Report

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>>12909851
You bought... your girlfriend... a car...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:19:01 No.12909905 Report

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>>12909851
>OP bought a car for his gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:19:48 No.12909911 Report

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>>12909863
>>12909867
>>12909875
>>12909881
>>12909889
>>12909891
she needed to get around without taking the bus. she begged me for it and it was her birthday so yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:20:27 No.12909915 Report

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>>12909911
Get her a fucking knife and a bus pass! How the fuck can you just buy a fucking car but not a 200 dollar video game?!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:20:48 No.12909916 Report

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>>12909911

Tell her ass to get a job. She isn't your wife.

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:20:49 No.12909917 Report

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>>12909851
>the rest of my savings were spent on stuff for the apartment and stuff for my girlfriend like a car
>stuff for my girlfriend like a car
>a car
>for my girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:21:01 No.12909919 Report

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>>12909911
bitches man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:21:37 No.12909924 Report

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>>12909911
OP you are the epitome of whipped

actually, my bros who are whipped by their girlfriends have more balls than you
you're in a class all your own

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:21:42 No.12909926 Report

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>>12909851
Like my grandmother said, you attract a man by the sex and you keep it by the stomach.
Questions: Is she good in bed? Is she a good cook?
If you answer no to one of the questions, the ratio utility/money spend is too low, dump her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:21:50 No.12909928 Report

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>>12909911
Tell me how expensive it was. I want to know just how amazingly whipped you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:22:17 No.12909931 Report

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>>12909915
I held out on extra snacks and games for 2 months and I sold some of my collection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:23:06 No.12909941 Report

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>>12909911

What kind of car and how much was it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:23:12 No.12909943 Report

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>>12909911
jesus fucking christ, you could probably buy a flight to japan in order to get one of the limited edition ones for a similar price to a fucking car

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:23:16 No.12909944 Report

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>>12909931
Then why
the FUCK
can't you get
a 3ds
just hold out on steam sales and snacks for a few more months
it's that fucking easy OP
you are driving me insane

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:23:33 No.12909947 Report

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>>12909931
Are you fucking serious?

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:23:46 No.12909950 Report

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>>12909931
alright, this story is starting to sound unbelievable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:23:50 No.12909951 Report

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>>12909911
Oh my fucking god. The you tell her lazy ass to get a job.
At least tell me you bought American. You did buy American, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:24:40 No.12909958 Report

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>>12909931
>didn't buy snacks for 2 months
>raised enough money to buy a fucking car

you must be an absolute whale

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:25:11 No.12909962 Report

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>>12909951
>2013
>buying American

You can get better quality for a cheaper price from pretty much every foreign dealer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:25:16 No.12909964 Report

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I fucking love this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:25:36 No.12909968 Report

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>>12909951
>inb4 he didn't buy american

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:26:13 No.12909972 Report

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>>12909851
>>12909911
>>12909931
OP you're biggest beta in all of /vp/.
Commit sudoku.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:26:34 No.12909977 Report

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>>12909972
>sepuku

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:27:41 No.12909982 Report

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>>12909951
The problem is that he bought a car for his girlfriend. The nationality is irrelevant at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:27:54 No.12909983 Report

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>>12909962
>not buying american
You communist motherfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:29:43 No.12910003 Report

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>>12909983

The only reason you should buy American is if you want a truck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:30:01 No.12910007 Report

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>>12909962
>foreign made
>better quality than a Crown Vic
There's a reason the cops only buy American.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:30:21 No.12910009 Report

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DERAILED THREAD

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:32:22 No.12910029 Report

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>>12910003
Shut up you commie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:32:34 No.12910032 Report

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>>12909928
I don't have any more of a collection to sale, and since she's living with me I have to have enough food to feed us both
>>12909941
used 2011 mazda3
>>12909951
she's in college for music (she doesn't sing she synthesizes). people buy american cars?

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:32:49 No.12910033 Report

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>OP just wanted to be the best boyfriend in the world and get his gal a nice car
>gets rekd over it

You'll get no sympathy from me, nigger. Why the fuck would you spend that much dosh on a girl who you're not married too? I mean, I understand if you have a ring on it, and I understand wanting to do nice thing for her but a fucking car is a bit over the top. Get something less risky in the event of a breakup like a small electronic device or some jewelry.
Also Best Buy has the 3DS on sale last I checked. If that's still too much, check craigslist or something. Someone is selling one right now on my local one for $100 with a 2 GB card and like 6 DS games. Shitty games, but still. Gotta learn that penny pincher gamer life bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:34:08 No.12910040 Report

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>>12910032
dump her/kick her out tonight
you better have your name on the car title and not hers
music is cool and all but you're a fucking idiot to go to school for it
yes people buy american you fucking idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:34:43 No.12910047 Report

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>>12910032
Please tell me she at least pays for her own share of the food?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:34:46 No.12910048 Report

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>>12910032
>this entire fucking post

How does it feel knowing your GF uses you like her personal piggy bank, and is most likely cheating on you with Jamal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:35:12 No.12910052 Report

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>>12910032
You failed in every way possible, including backstabbing you countrymen by buying foreign.
If I ever find you I will skin you alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:36:04 No.12910067 Report

Quoted By: >>12910082

>3DS has been out for years
>knew the day would come when pokemon for 3ds would come out
>won't be ready for it when it does

You had one job anon, saving a dollar a day (hell 50 cents) would have literally allowed you to complete it. You failed, that's your problem deal with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:36:32 No.12910074 Report

Quoted By: >>12910265

>>12910032
>used 2011 mazda3

Hahahaha. This guy shelled out ~$15k for a car that's not even his.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:37:09 No.12910082 Report

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>>12910067
Oh he's failed in more ways than that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:39:14 No.12910106 Report

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OP why can't you and your girl just work something out so you can have the money by october? 3 months is plenty of time to save up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:39:27 No.12910109 Report

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>>12910040
yeah I own the car, I wouldent throw away that money without considering a break up

>>12910047
No and she's not much of a cook so we mostly eat take out and junk food.

>>12910048
she wouldent cheat on me, we've been together for 10 months

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:39:59 No.12910114 Report

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>>12910106
Because 'his girl' obviously doesn't care about her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:40:33 No.12910118 Report

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>>12910109
>she wouldent cheat on me, we've been together for 10 months

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:40:36 No.12910120 Report

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>>12910114
Him even.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:40:45 No.12910121 Report

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>>12910109
>we've been together for 10 months

This is starting to be too good to be true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:40:50 No.12910127 Report

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>>12910109
>ten months
>wouldn't cheat

is she a whale? post pics

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:41:40 No.12910138 Report

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>>12910109
>10 months
you bought her a car. and you've only been together 10 months.

OP if you're not COMPLETELY retarded (which you probably are, but here goes anyway)
what you do RIGHT FUCKING NOW is break up with her and sell the car and then you buy your fucking 3DS and then a bottle of your favorite alcohol and drink that fucking shit all night while you think about just how stupid you've been for the last 10 months and then tomorrow when you wake up hungover as fuck you vow to turn your life around and never sink to such an idiotic level again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:41:56 No.12910140 Report

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>>12910109
>she wouldent cheat on me, we've been together for 10 months
>10 months
Oh jesus OP, why would you trust someone that much after 10 months?

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:42:00 No.12910142 Report

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>>12910109
>she wouldent cheat on me, we've been together for 10 months
I'm out, this is a ruse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:42:03 No.12910143 Report

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Is your girlfriend going out for some of that BBC?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:42:05 No.12910144 Report

Quoted By: >>12913357

>>12910109
>10 months
>a long time
>long enough not to cheat on you
>long enough to buy her a car

I mean shit, if married couples cheat on one another then 10 months doesn't mean shit. Jewellery is the most expensive thing you should be buying her right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:42:33 No.12910151 Report

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>>12910109
>10 months

You live together for under a year and bought her car and she doesn't do shit?

What's wrong with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:43:36 No.12910162 Report

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>>12910109
Seriously OP get rid of her.
She is dead weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:43:49 No.12910167 Report

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>>12910109
>she wouldent cheat on me, we've been together for 10 months
I'm still laughing as I type this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:44:39 No.12910174 Report

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>>12910167
your not me and I'm done with this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:45:53 No.12910184 Report

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>>12910109
She can't cook, you already bought her a car, and she's more than likely cheating on you.
OP, are you a cuckold or are you fucking retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:46:50 No.12910201 Report

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God dammit I hate these threads. It takes you YEARS to save 200 dollars? I make 7.95 an hour and get about 60 hours a week and still do fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:47:44 No.12910209 Report

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>>12910174
>gets good advice
>complains
Fine, when you're alone, crying without any pokemon and alcohol to comfort you don't come crying to us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:49:00 No.12910219 Report

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>>12910138
best advice in thread
OP is a fool not to take this advice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:49:12 No.12910223 Report

Quoted By: >>12910240

>>12910174
We're just teying to help you out OP.
She's dead weight, she eats your food, she made you buy her a car, she uses all your money to buy shit for her and her only. Dude, she's using you. I know it hurts but damn it, grow a pair and dumo the bitch,

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:49:59 No.12910228 Report

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>>12910174
You'll be back, except next time with Herpes that your girlfriend picked up from Tyrone. That is if you are even having sex with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:51:35 No.12910240 Report

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>>12910223
>she uses all your money to buy shit for her and the 15 sailors she's banging on the side

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Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:52:48 No.12910250 Report

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>>12910109
OP is taking us on a ruse cruise

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:53:38 No.12910256 Report

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>>12910250
at least it's top lel, shut up and enjoy it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:54:43 No.12910262 Report

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>>12910256
I like to think it's real. It makes me feel like I'm living the high life when I compare my life to his.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:54:54 No.12910265 Report

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>>12910074
ARE YOU READING THIS >>12910109

THAT IS ENOUGH MONEY FOR A ROUND TRIP TO JAPAN FOR THE GLOBAL FUCKING LAUNCH

WITH NOT ONLY ENOUGH LEFT OVER TO BUY A LIMITED EDITION 3DS XL FOR EACH GAME

BUT PROBABLY ENOUGH ON TOP OF THAT TO STAY IN JAPAN UNTIL YOU'VE COMPLETED BOTH GAMES

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:58:58 No.12910290 Report

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>>12910109
>No and she's not much of a cook so we mostly eat take out and junk food.
See >>12909926

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 20:59:33 No.12910300 Report

Quoted By: >>12910349

>>12910174
>>12910109
>>12910032
>>12909911
>>12909851
>>12909045
OP you whipped piece of shit go commit sudoku.
Serious shit I have a friend who prefers his GF who doesn't even make effort to talk to him much and he prefers her over his friends and family so when you're alone with nobody have fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:01:03 No.12910313 Report

Quoted By: >>12910336

>>12910265
And he could had bought a geisha too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:03:47 No.12910336 Report

Quoted By:

>>12910313
>geisha
hnnnngggg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:04:49 No.12910349 Report

Quoted By: >>12910405 >>12910629

>>12910300
>sudoku
It's called seifuku.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:09:47 No.12910405 Report

Quoted By: >>12910425 >>12910453

>>12910349
Stop being a newfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:11:32 No.12910425 Report

Quoted By: >>12910563

>>12910405
>confusing seifuku with seppuku
You're the only newfag here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:13:45 No.12910453 Report

Quoted By: >>12910563

>>12910405
>being this retarded
for future reference, it's ACTUALLY called seppuku.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:16:06 No.12910495 Report

Quoted By:

>>12909694
Fukken saved

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:18:05 No.12910523 Report

Quoted By:

>>12909851
>buying shit like that for your girlfriend
You don't deserve the money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:21:40 No.12910563 Report

Quoted By: >>12910580

>>12910425
>>12910453
>not knowing that saying sudoku instead of seppuku is a 4chan joke
When you don't know, you don't talk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:23:06 No.12910580 Report

Quoted By: >>12910629

>>12910563
except he thought seifuku was the real word instead of seppuku

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:27:11 No.12910629 Report

Quoted By: >>12910736

>>12910580
But they quoted the wrong post, they should have quoted >>12910349 instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:28:59 No.12910650 Report

Quoted By: >>12910668 >>12910670

Either you are
>Poor
or
>1 handheld 1 console peasant baby whos parents wont buy them a new one

either are not acceptable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:30:11 No.12910668 Report

Quoted By:

>>12910650
>not reading the thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:30:18 No.12910670 Report

Quoted By:

>>12910650
You haven't read the rest of the thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:33:32 No.12910710 Report

Quoted By: >>12910942

>>12909045
Meh, I don't care as I like drooling over stats and the like more than actually playing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:35:49 No.12910736 Report

Quoted By:

>>12910629
But if you would actually read, you'd see that that's wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:40:58 No.12910784 Report

Quoted By:

>>12910007
crown victoria's are fucking amazing
i hate the ones that people drive around looking like undercover cops and shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:46:44 No.12910860 Report

Quoted By:

>>12910007
They buy American because people would feel betrayed and shit if the cops spent their tax dollars on foreign companies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 21:56:20 No.12910942 Report

Quoted By:

>>12910710
>he doesn't want to play XY, the new age of Pokemon games
You are actually fucking disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 06 Jul 2013 23:39:21 No.12912269 Report

Quoted By:

no offense OP, but I think she's not your girlfriend. She's using you for money and holy quilfish you didn't just buy her a car for her birthday, but wasted on that grand over nothing?! Are you not in college? Is this girl that important to you? Seriously OP, this woman is not for you. She's leeching money and your happiness out of you. I rather save the money for my college expenses and play money, but I would never go that far just to buy a car for someone. Why she could cheat on you with another guy now that you bought her a car. had it been a house....oh boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jul 2013 01:43:34 No.12913357 Report

Quoted By: >>12913371 >>12913567 >>12913613 >>12913785

>>12910118
>>12910121
>>12910127
>>12910138
>>12910140
>>12910142
>>12910144
>>12910167

I know for a fact she's not cheating because she says she wants to keep herself pure for her wedding night and she means it, I haven't seen her naked of kissed her yet so she must be telling the truth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jul 2013 01:45:00 No.12913371 Report

Quoted By:

>>12913357
NOW THIS GENTS

IS A CLEVER RUSE

You almost had us

Xakgary

Xakgary Sun 07 Jul 2013 02:03:06 No.12913567 Report

Quoted By:

>>12913357
Ya blew it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jul 2013 02:06:46 No.12913613 Report

Quoted By:

>>12913357
YOU AREN'T OP. YOU AREN'T OP AT ALL. YOU WEAR A CROWN OF LIES.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jul 2013 02:24:21 No.12913785 Report

Quoted By:

>>12913357
just how old are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jul 2013 02:27:47 No.12913807 Report

Quoted By:

>>12909577
You have a left hand don't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jul 2013 02:28:30 No.12913816 Report

Quoted By:

>>12909671
>and it don't have so much consequence

It might

Anonymous

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Quoted By:

6/10 troll

A for effort.

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