A nigger, a jew and a fat Mexican named Jesus were hanging out at bar.
Accross the room they say a cum-eating faggot throwing a beat-up DS in a fit of rage while screaming "FUCK YOUR GARCHOMP, CYNTHIA". He proceeded to pull out a laptop and he was aborded by the gang.
"Hey there" - said the nigger - "I see you are an humoungus faggot. How to feel about foing back to my place and suk he Jew's warty, crooked dick, and jesus's sweaty, greasy, taco-smelling cock while I penetrate your gapping asshole with my huge unlubed nigger cock?"
"Sure thing" - Replied the faggot - "Let me just go to /vp/ and say garchomp is the worst piece of shit ever created. It will only take a minute"
