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>be yesterday
>parents come up to my room
>tell me they want me to get a job
>tell me to "STOP PLAYING POKEY MAN TOO"
>i say ok and agree
>im 19 so its fair enough i finally get a job
>dad comes in 30 mins later
>sees me playing heart gold on my 3DS
>he stares at me
>"why are you still playing that game anon?"
>stare back at him
>"well, i mean, im gunna keep playing it but im still gunna get a job. i figure i could ask anon about working with his dad an-"
>he cuts me off telling me im bullshitting him
>he takes my 3DS and says i get it back once i get a job
>fucking rage and leave the house
>come back home a few hours later
>notice dad taking a shower
>hatch a plan
>go into my bedroom and take a the biggest dump of my life onto my hands
>i run back downstairs while creating a snowball-like shit ball
>i open the door to the bathroom and lob my shit ball over the shower curtain right onto his head
>he starts screaming and doesnt know what to do
>he falls over the curtain and out of the shower
>hes now wrapped in a shit cover showered curtain caccoon while flailing around on the ground
>i dont say a word and run out of there
>i come home about 5 hours later
>see my dad sitting at the kitchen table
>hes staring blankly at the wall expressionless
>finally, hr looks up at me says i can have my 3DS back
>he gives it to me and goes to bed without saying a word
>mfw
>parents come up to my room
>tell me they want me to get a job
>tell me to "STOP PLAYING POKEY MAN TOO"
>i say ok and agree
>im 19 so its fair enough i finally get a job
>dad comes in 30 mins later
>sees me playing heart gold on my 3DS
>he stares at me
>"why are you still playing that game anon?"
>stare back at him
>"well, i mean, im gunna keep playing it but im still gunna get a job. i figure i could ask anon about working with his dad an-"
>he cuts me off telling me im bullshitting him
>he takes my 3DS and says i get it back once i get a job
>fucking rage and leave the house
>come back home a few hours later
>notice dad taking a shower
>hatch a plan
>go into my bedroom and take a the biggest dump of my life onto my hands
>i run back downstairs while creating a snowball-like shit ball
>i open the door to the bathroom and lob my shit ball over the shower curtain right onto his head
>he starts screaming and doesnt know what to do
>he falls over the curtain and out of the shower
>hes now wrapped in a shit cover showered curtain caccoon while flailing around on the ground
>i dont say a word and run out of there
>i come home about 5 hours later
>see my dad sitting at the kitchen table
>hes staring blankly at the wall expressionless
>finally, hr looks up at me says i can have my 3DS back
>he gives it to me and goes to bed without saying a word
>mfw
