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Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 15:39:36 No.12938967 View View Reply Original Report

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>Tfw you catch a male Ralts by accident

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 15:40:41 No.12938974 Report

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Get a Gallade

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 15:41:09 No.12938977 Report

Quoted By: >>12939012 >>12939015 >>12941829

>Tfw you're not an autist and don't care about your Pokémon's genders

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 15:41:40 No.12938981 Report

Quoted By: >>12938987 >>12938996 >>12941367 >>12941421 >>12941829

>male Buneary
>male Gothita
>female Machop
>male Eevee that's going to evolve into Sylveon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 15:41:42 No.12938982 Report

Quoted By: >>12938987

But Anon, Gallade is a boss.

If you're in Gen 3, well you're fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 15:42:46 No.12938987 Report

Quoted By: >>12939657 >>12939889

>>12938982
I'm in Emerald. Welp
>>12938981
this guy gets it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 15:44:12 No.12938996 Report

Quoted By: >>12939020

>>12938981
I have a female Machoke, and I nicknamed her "NotAMacho".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 15:46:48 No.12939012 Report

Quoted By: >>12939150 >>12939281

>>12938977
>implying gender isn't important in the Ralts line

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 15:47:12 No.12939015 Report

Quoted By: >>12939146 >>12939210

>>12938977
thats not autism, at all. why the fuck would anyone want a male gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 15:47:52 No.12939020 Report

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>>12938996
Holy shit I did the same thing with my Heracross

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 16:00:43 No.12939105 Report

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>Catch ralts
>Get to Dewford
>realise it's male

Ffs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 16:06:30 No.12939146 Report

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>>12939015
Sir Knight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 16:06:52 No.12939150 Report

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>>12939012
it is very important

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 16:07:43 No.12939156 Report

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>>12939150
daww

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 16:11:20 No.12939182 Report

Quoted By: >>12939923

>tfw you catch a male buneary

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 16:13:26 No.12939193 Report

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>accident
>implying I'm not getting ready to train a Gallade

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 16:16:52 No.12939210 Report

Quoted By: >>12940023 >>12940125

>>12939015
because I don't want to fuck my Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 16:28:04 No.12939281 Report

Quoted By: >>12939295

>>12939012
It's only important if you're going for Gallade. Otherwise it's not important AT ALL.

Unless, of course, you have a problem with a Gardevoir that's male. In which case, you are a sad person that actually cares about that kind of thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 16:29:47 No.12939295 Report

Quoted By: >>12939566 >>12939580 >>12939598

>>12939281
What if you wanted a Gardevoir in RSE and then wanted to trade it up to Gen IV and V? Then its important.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 16:42:28 No.12939417 Report

Quoted By: >>12939444 >>12939592 >>12939616

Why don't they make all pokemon have the 87.5% male and 12.5% female split? This would give breeders an extra challenge as they would have to go out of their way to acquire a female. Considering a single female pokemon can generated an infinite number of children and other mons, the system seems inherently broken.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 16:46:15 No.12939444 Report

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>>12939417
Because Ditto, also there are pokemon that do have more male than female ratio.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 16:56:27 No.12939540 Report

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>>12939444
But I'm talking about every species. If you wanted to breed an articuno, for example, having only 1 in 8 breedable would make it feel more special

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 16:57:47 No.12939555 Report

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>>12939540
wot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 16:59:03 No.12939566 Report

Quoted By: >>12939614 >>12939636

>>12939295

It would still be a Gardevoir? Again, it doesn't matter unless you're a furry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:00:28 No.12939580 Report

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>>12939295
Why would it be important that it's not male to do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:01:37 No.12939592 Report

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>>12939417
How is is broken? Breeders still have to go throw a shitton of IVs and nautures and moves, in order to get the Pokemon they want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:02:17 No.12939598 Report

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>>12939295
I'm guessing anon thinks they got rid of Gardevoir being male when they added Gallade. You'd be wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:04:30 No.12939614 Report

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>>12939566
Even if you are a furry it wouldn't really matter, unless you have a problem with effeminate males.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:04:40 No.12939616 Report

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>>12939417
The only reasons not to breed with ditto is if you want an egg move or a good IVd poke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:07:54 No.12939636 Report

Quoted By: >>12939647 >>12939788 >>12939944 >>12940045

>>12939566
>people still implying that gardevoir is furbait

I'm sorry, but shouldn't furbait have idk, FUR?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:08:23 No.12939639 Report

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>>12939540
worst idea 2013

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:09:19 No.12939647 Report

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>>12939636
>people still implying something said is ironic

I'm sorry, but shouldn't something ironic have idk, IRON?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:10:42 No.12939657 Report

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>>12938987
>I'm in Emerald. Welp

then send it to DPPt

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:11:30 No.12939660 Report

Quoted By: >>12939898

>male Ralts
>not the best kind of Ralts

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:25:18 No.12939788 Report

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>>12939636
Lugia fans are just creepy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:31:21 No.12939836 Report

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i played platinum with a female probopass

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:36:12 No.12939878 Report

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>male Clefairy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:37:40 No.12939889 Report

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>>12938987
Enjoy your trap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:40:03 No.12939898 Report

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>>12939660
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:40:56 No.12939902 Report

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>female pokemons

seriously

Abzu

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Abzu Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:43:58 No.12939923 Report

Quoted By: >>12939962 >>12940251

>>12939182

Abzu

Abzu Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:46:37 No.12939944 Report

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>>12939636
>Dolphins.
http://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Dolphin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:50:01 No.12939962 Report

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>>12939923
Anyone got the typhlosion and quilava gif

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:50:48 No.12939970 Report

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>caring about gender unless you're breeding

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:56:42 No.12940005 Report

Quoted By: >>12940027

who in his right mind would want a female gardevoir?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:58:30 No.12940023 Report

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>>12939210
>2013
>not wanting to fuck your pokemon

pleb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 17:59:05 No.12940027 Report

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>>12940005
This is why I wish pokemon had a bit more liberty in genders. Male, female, herm, futa, etc...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:01:19 No.12940045 Report

Quoted By: >>12940069 >>12940191

>>12939636

>being pedantic
You want to fuck a fictional animal. People who want to fuck fictional animals are called "furries". If you take issue with that go back in time and remake the "furry fandom" in your image.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:03:55 No.12940069 Report

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>>12940045
Monsters aren't animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:06:41 No.12940106 Report

Quoted By: >>12940139 >>12940203

>there are people on /vp/ that say they wouldn't fuck a Pokemon

That's like someone on /mlp/ saying they wouldn't fuck a horse

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:07:42 No.12940125 Report

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>>12939210
>not wanted a pokemon that loves you unconditionally and will do anything for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:08:44 No.12940139 Report

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>>12940106
Or someone on /v/ saying they wouldn't fuck a vidya character.

Or someone of /co/ saying they wouldn't fuck any cartoon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:13:26 No.12940191 Report

Quoted By: >>12940431

>>12940045
I don't know, I'd argue characters like Gardevoir are more monstergirl that furry. More /d/ territory than /h/. Furry would be more along the lines of all the porn of the various Eevee evolutions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:14:22 No.12940203 Report

Quoted By: >>12940225 >>12940231 >>12940259

>>12940106
I used to watch MLP. The porn was one of the reasons I stopped watching that show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:16:11 No.12940225 Report

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>>12940203
MLP is a terrible show. The porn is pretty decent though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:16:38 No.12940231 Report

Quoted By: >>12940256

>>12940203

But there's porn of every television show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:18:16 No.12940251 Report

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>>12939923
reminds me that i need to put a sketch of this with some balls showing on my backlog

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:19:00 No.12940256 Report

Quoted By: >>12940266

>>12940231
It was more the fandom than the porn. I didn't want to be a "bronie", so I stopped watching the show. From what I understand the whole thing's gone to hell without Faust anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:19:21 No.12940259 Report

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>>12940203
Humanized(no anthro/furry shit ones) horseporn is actually pretty decent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:19:52 No.12940266 Report

Quoted By: >>12940272

>>12940256
You can still enjoy things without being one of the idiotic rabid fans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:21:03 No.12940272 Report

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>>12940266
Too bad there's nothing enjoyable about MLP.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:23:38 No.12940297 Report

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>Tfw genderbending fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:39:29 No.12940431 Report

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>>12940191
Is that a problem? I like vappy ass and jolteon ass and umbreon ass and sylveon ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:40:11 No.12940436 Report

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This reply is a test.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:41:03 No.12940443 Report

Quoted By: >>12940535 >>12940542

>>12940272
Horse futa, dicks, shota dragons?

Never watched an episode and I don't plan to

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:47:58 No.12940497 Report

Quoted By: >>12940542

>>12940272
I have no experience with the show so I can't agree for sure, but I don't intend to so whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:49:40 No.12940512 Report

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evolve it into gallade then.

just kidding. he sucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:51:05 No.12940535 Report

Quoted By: >>12940555 >>12941359

>>12940443
The show is basically the equivalent of having pixie stix poured into your eyes while k-pop blasts in the background.

In other words, it's about as unpleasurable an experience as moeshit anime.

But again, the porn is solid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:52:03 No.12940542 Report

Quoted By: >>12941359

>>12940443
>>12940497

It's just a normal cartoon for girls. No real difference between it, Winx Club, W.I.T.C.H., or any other similar show. Nothing bad about it, but nothing particularly good either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:53:02 No.12940555 Report

Quoted By: >>12940600

>>12940535
Don't you slander moeshit m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:54:50 No.12940575 Report

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the only mlp porn thats good is when they're human

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 18:57:01 No.12940600 Report

Quoted By: >>12941391

>>12940555
There's no diference beside the fact that one is human and one is a horse. It's all unwatchable girly shit with no appeal beyond "it's cute", which is only a positive to shallow autists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 19:04:06 No.12940670 Report

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Attractions aside, Gardevoir is just overall a better pokemon than Gallade. Gallade and his movepool can both go fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 20:05:41 No.12941359 Report

Quoted By: >>12941369

>>12940542
>>12940535
So you guys are okay with the show being generic and bland, and even with the porn.

But specifically your problem is the people that idolize it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 20:06:38 No.12941367 Report

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>>12938981
But Sylveon looks male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 20:06:40 No.12941369 Report

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>>12941359

What else would be the problem? MLP didn't do anything wrong, the retarded bronies did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 20:09:03 No.12941391 Report

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>>12940600

It even fails at that - I actually set up my expectations for a massively autismal clusterfuck of bubbly cuteness that would leave the viewer with altered sexuality, yet instead I got a shittier version of Foster's home for imaginary friends - that is, provided it is MLP:FiM we are talking about.

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Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 20:11:58 No.12941421 Report

Quoted By: >>12942462

>>12938981
>male Gothita as problematic

Come one anon.
This male Gothita may provide a base for a first male-only split evo to be done right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 20:46:06 No.12941829 Report

Quoted By: >>12941964

>>12938981
see>>12938977

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 20:55:06 No.12941964 Report

Quoted By: >>12942066

>>12941829
You downvotes just to post that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 21:01:13 No.12942066 Report

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>>12941964
im downvoting your mom

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 09 Jul 2013 21:29:42 No.12942462 Report

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>>12941421
>male gothita

:DDDDD please

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 00:00:44 No.12944018 Report

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>>12939150
r ing ralts

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