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Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 19:16:03 No.12951995 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12952170 >>12952237 >>12952415 >>12952431 >>12952594 >>12953150

ITT: rap lines using pokemon references

Extra points for corny lil wayne style similies

>step back cuz I'm fast to destory
>Disrespect and see me blast these toys

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 19:19:17 No.12952029 Report

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Spitting some hot fire there OP

sage bc I'm not spitting hot fire

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 19:25:12 No.12952101 Report

Quoted By: >>12952191 >>12952337

I spit hot fire, call me magmar
Try to keep up, don't lag far

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 19:31:30 No.12952170 Report

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>>12951995
Who's blasting toys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 19:32:55 No.12952191 Report

Quoted By: >>12952554

>>12952101
ass total fucking ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 19:37:31 No.12952237 Report

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>>12951995
Got them sacks of sticky greens, you can inspect the dubs
I be sparkin' these buds 'til I'm Electa-buzzed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 19:40:00 No.12952267 Report

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>Yo, I just got a new watch and an Infernape
>Well look at that, it's time for your rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 19:41:39 No.12952284 Report

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>Damn I'm seeing some hoes all over this bizz
>I think I'm in heat like my nigga Moltres

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 19:48:18 No.12952337 Report

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>>12952101
I'll call you boobs on head retarded
Give your next baby an everstone so you're disregarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 19:48:28 No.12952340 Report

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My Ludickalo make the pussy rain dance with the moisture
Unsheath my Honedge and Imaynte that Cloyster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 19:52:19 No.12952374 Report

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I'm so high on the green... but I want more.
You could say I'm bulba soar.
Damn I why I can't have none baby
Are you not in the mood?
Let me hava peek at chyou.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 19:57:35 No.12952415 Report

Quoted By: >>12952450

>>12951995
Chasin' all dis paper cuz I gotta catch em all,
Got 99999 yen. That's how you Pokeball.
Named my rival Hater, playthrough number 11.
Hater just be mad about my TM 87.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 19:58:38 No.12952431 Report

Quoted By: >>12952942

>>12951995

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:00:17 No.12952450 Report

Quoted By: >>12952506

>>12952415

fuck off Shofu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:02:29 No.12952471 Report

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Your girl Garbador - trash whore with no butt
And a Snorlax gut - call her Jabba the Slut

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:02:32 No.12952473 Report

Quoted By: >>12952663

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:04:53 No.12952506 Report

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>>12952450
Damn I seriously thought I was being clever for a second.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:08:58 No.12952550 Report

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All you got is hefer hos; Miltank game; dairy farmer
How you gon' talk shit when yo baby momma look like Hariyama?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:09:19 No.12952554 Report

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>>12952191
Nigga that shit went over your head

Magmar is the spitfire pokemon

That shit was 2deep4u like a malick flick
Go and lean something you massive prick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:11:48 No.12952583 Report

Quoted By: >>12952658

Got the purple drink, got the yellow drink
Then we mix it up, call it Pikachu

Copewk

Copewk Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:13:10 No.12952594 Report

Quoted By: >>12952616

>>12951995
I paint a canvas of life
Without struggles or strife
If you bring problems into my life
HM-0-1 Cut, Slice.

Copewk

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Copewk Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:14:51 No.12952616 Report

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>>12952594
forgot pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:15:40 No.12952623 Report

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Rap battle are more fun, though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:16:19 No.12952630 Report

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I have a 'zard
You're just a 'tard
Flamethrower's gonna sweep your team
Before your Ven'saur fires Solarbeam

Your mutant turtle
Is barely a hurdle
'Cause before you Skull Bash
You'll feel a critical Slash!

You're my bitch
No need to switch
So don't try to be sneaky with that rock
You'll still be sucking the strongest dragon's cock!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:17:10 No.12952639 Report

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That whole verse was mad shitty, fuck you and yo man-titties
Your whole clique's clit; pussy trainers, damn Skitties

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:18:42 No.12952658 Report

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>>12952583
Pikachu has no purple. ASAP is a tool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:19:24 No.12952663 Report

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>>12952473

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:24:26 No.12952725 Report

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Bitch ass 'eons
Pussy ass 'eons
I see you lookin' with your lookin' ass, 'eons.
You know the rules, kill 'em all and keep moving,
If I die today, Ibe a holiday.
HUUUUH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:25:49 No.12952743 Report

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My dick is the 'mon I use to battle yo mom
Use Harden! Use Pound! Oh shit! Sludge Bomb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:31:05 No.12952803 Report

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I'm not a star.
Somebody lied
I got a Scyther in ma cah, so don't make it come alive.
Rip yo' ass apart, then I pull myself together.
Motherfuck Gary, he's a ho, I'm rich forever.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:34:40 No.12952840 Report

Quoted By: >>12952875 >>12952896

Seel here.

Hit me with your best rhymes, faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:37:47 No.12952875 Report

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>>12952840
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Don't fuck with me, or I'mma hafta pull a trigga
Yo' bitch ass go missin' su'n'ly everyone's a digga
Never gon' find yo' ass, so how you figga?
yes, I freestyled that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:39:34 No.12952896 Report

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>>12952840
I ball like Spheal, Metapod rod make a ho squeal
Hits from the bong make it wet like Dewgong to Seel the deal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 20:42:52 No.12952942 Report

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>>12952431
That has no rhythm at all. It's shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 21:01:08 No.12953150 Report

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>>12951995
Your bitches be like Snorlax, fatter than shit
Mine be like Munchlax cuz they can't get enough of muh dick
I've got a solid as fuck 31 spread
Your genes only matter when your sister doesn't give you head.
My dick is so long it can learn Bind.
Your dick is more like Tynamo- tiny and hard to find.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 21:12:05 No.12953247 Report

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White fur bastard
Actual natural disaster
Made a song bout EVs
Dorkly did one right after
respect to anyone who knows where this line is from

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 21:18:12 No.12953308 Report

Quoted By: >>12953524

im burnin bellossom, cant touch oddish no more
these hoes cant handle whats inside of my roor
but they love that vanilluxe, snowstorm whores
and i got blocks so i can start the snowstorm, whore
what i charge for my cryogonal, seems astronomical
but i bet you be back just to say its phemonmenal
and can i please get some more? no we just ran out
ill hit you back next time the pidgeys fly south
too much clientele, it might be the end of me
duck te-pigs constantly, they lurk til infinity
so no slip ups allowed, cant ride with exploud
not even some whismur, leave that at the house

/vp/ bout dat life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 21:22:11 No.12953350 Report

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shi well baby i might be wig out now what is you doin you jockin a playa you too chewy over here look i aint k-rab baby im not a piece of bubblegum what im doin is not ya business but matter of fact while you over here is you a waitress or somtin? Cause the shit you got on make you like a waitress, so do what you do right imma give you this hundred dollars, go get you whatever you drinkin, bring me-n-mah-clik bout 10 of dem orange juices, 5 crunk juices, and well be skrait how bout that? and is you skrait is you single is you married?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 21:38:46 No.12953524 Report

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>>12953308
gotta keep the magmar on me for them peoples
might be parked outside with they heaters
some might might say im a little paranoid, this heat aint obligatory
but when they run up with they baltoys im glad i got my octillery

344 Nintendo son

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344 Nintendo son Wed 10 Jul 2013 21:46:03 No.12953608 Report

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344 Nintendo son

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344 Nintendo son Wed 10 Jul 2013 21:48:05 No.12953628 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 21:59:31 No.12953790 Report

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"Understand that I'm Mew, the original one,
Snorlax, sleeping on you, my style weighing a ton,
Bars hard as an Onyx honestly you know,
I'm fly and I'm cold as fuck like Articuno."
A whole rap of Pokemon word play
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=679ykHBa4P8

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Jul 2013 23:04:02 No.12954525 Report

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I spit my verses so fast, ain't no slow-mo.
Boy I go in so hard, I make you look like SlowBro.
I hear pop pop pop, but it ain't no blastoise.
Nigga dats my gat, that's makin all the damn noise.

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