>>12958723My final story is how Pokémon taught me how to become who I am now.
It all starts in the Pokémon Factory, so it was rentals. The enemy had a Clafable, and I had a Slowbro. The Clefable used Minimize 6 times, while I tried to use Mega Punch to one shot it, since Slowbro managed to one shot his other 2 Pokémon.
That’s when the Metrnome started to happen. First the Clefable used Cosmic Power, and then Double Slap for some reason. Then it remembered it knew it had Cosmic Power and started using that four more times. Slowbro kept missing with Mega Punch, but finally did manage to land a hit…which did less damage than it using Surf on the damn Clefable. So I switched to surf to at least have the 100% accuracy…
Then it used Metrenome again, and used Sand-attack. Not only had it shed its body fat, it also blinded me with dirty that it took out of fucking NO WHERE.
The battle lasted 45 minutes. I had calculated it based on what time we had left for King’s Dominion and where we were at the time. I finally managed to slowly dwindle the Clefable’s HP down low enough that I COULD HIT IT AND ONE-SHOT IT, but I was way too pissed at that time.
Then, suddenly, a strike of genius hit me. I could form a team based around the principles of Double Team, Sand Attack, and Toxic.
Ever since then, I’ve been working on the best team ever. Each member knows toxic, and either an accuracy depleting move, and/or an evasion raising move. Then baton pass. This way I can conviniently jump between Pokémon with 6 levels of evasion, as well as 6 levels of acuracy deficiency. Coupled with Toxic and jumping around between my 6 Pokémon, I will be known as the girl who just sat there and watched as my enemy team struggled to hit me, as they slowly died from the inside out from being badly poisoned.
Also, throw in a Yanmega nad Ninjask in there for the speed boost, just for shits and giggled.
And that’s how I realized Pokémon had turned me into a sociopath.
