As a hardcore gay bottom, I can honestly say these grunts are the biggest faggots I've ever seen.

That said, I still have hope. Honestly they fit perfectly with what I actually wanted in a evil team. I want a team that looks and seems completely ridiculous and not even remotely threatening, but as the game progresses you start to uncover their evil plot and start to realize that these fuckers mean business. I want them to ACTUALLY do something fucking evil.
For example, I was thinking that maybe they could have a machine that basically tortures the pokemon until it finally goes insane and becomes evil. Yes it's edgy but they are the fucking bad guys! Let the bad guys do something edgy for once!