>A Cotton Candy Pokemon?! Gamefreak is seriously out of touch with the true fans!!

Because ya'know, every description of a Pokemon means it's exactly that.

Take Remoraid, the Jet Pokemon

>WOW IT'S A FUCKING JET HOW ORIGINAL GAMEFREAK

Just because it's called The Cotton Candy Pokemon doesn't mean it's actually made out of it. Keep up the whining though, /vp/ you never change.