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Hey, /vp/. I know X & Y are going to be worlwide in October 12th, but the deal is that I have no money for the 3DS or for the game, and because of a personal issue I can't get a job until maybe a couple of years. I was thinking on getting famous in deviantart and shit like that to do commissions and earn money before the release day, but I know that's fucking stupid and is never going to happen, at least not quickly enough. I think I should join this evil organization, after all their purpose is solely to make money. So, /vp/, the release date is too fucking close and II just wanted to say: enjoy the game. Maybe someday in the future I will enjoy it too, but not in October 12th. But for now, when you are traveling by Kalos, imagine that I'm one of the Team Flare Grunts in-game or some autistic shit like that.>inb4 gurrdurr OP is an attention whore If I were seeking for attention I wouldn't be posting on an Anonymous board. I just wanted to say that with no apparently reason, maybe just to take off that shit from my head. So if this thread is too shitty (which it is) just don't bump it and let it die. I'm just glad that someone has read it. Good luck in Kalos!
Anonymous
The fuck did you do, kill someone?
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>>12982405 I'm curious too
Anonymous
>>12982405 Nahh, is not that bad. But if I say it here, I may get banned. That must be enough for you to figure out what is it.
tl;dr i hav no money and im too layz to git a job plz pay atinshin 2 me nd pite me mayb u can gibe sum muny 4 da gaem my parnts wont T_T
Anonymous
>>12982436 what'd you do touch some kid inappropriately or something
Anonymous
>>12982436 you're too young to get a job.
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A used non-refurbished 3DS is about a hundred fifty dollars. Pokemon X/Y will be $40 tops. Seriously, where do you live where making $200 takes longer than two weeks?
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>>12982439 >implying I can ask for money to some random anons in /vp/ That's even more stupid.
Anonymous
>>12982436 You are either underageb& or touched one
Anonymous
>>12982436 oh my god
you didn't catch them all
Anonymous
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>>12982436 UNDERAGE FAGGOT DETECTED !! I REPEAT: UNDERAGE FAGGOT DETECTED !!
>couple of years >at least 2 years underage Anonymous
>>12982469 Dude, it's fucking summer.
Get a summer job.
Anonymous
>>12982475 Actually, where I live It's winter.
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>>12982468 REPORTED
SAGED
HID THREAD
CALLED THE COPS
BOUGHT A DOG
SOLD MY HOUSE
SOLD MY DOG
MOVED TO MAUI
OPENED A BUDDHIST TEMPLE
SPENT YEARS WORKING AS A MONK IN ORDER TO REPENT FOR EVEN SEEING THOSE AWFUL WORDS WRITTEN
Anonymous
>>12982469 if you're underage, can't you get your parents to help you or gift it to you?
Anonymous
>>12982482 Why does everything wants you dead in Australia?
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>>12982491 Because Australia is just an island the British people dumped their prisoners on.
Anonymous
>wahh I'm underage I have no money I can't get a job wahh feel sorry for me fuck off
Anonymous
>>12982489 Eh, I'm the kind of person who asks gifts to their parents. Actually I only have a mother and it doesn't feels very good to ask for... a game.
>>12982491 lel, I'm not Australian, but my nationality is the least important thing
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>>12982512 Calm down, Anon, I may go to fuck off soon.
Anonymous
>>12982517 >Eh, I'm the kind of person who asks gifts to their parents wat
Anonymous
>>12982517 not even for birthday or christmas?
Anonymous
>>12982542 I'm NOT* the kind of person
Fuck my english
Anonymous
>>12982544 Well, yes, that is an exception. But anyways, my birthday is in November.
Anonymous
I work 30 hours a week at a grocery store making minimum wage, and I was able to afford a 3DS after setting a part of my $ aside after 3 paychecks, literally how retarded are you Op?
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>>12982574 Retarded enough to not get a job at my age.
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>>12982550 >asks gifts to their parents confirmed for BR
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>>12982445 >>12982447 >>12982466 i think he's just underage banned, it'd explain why he has to wait a couple of years to get a job. You cant just wait a couple of years for being a pedophile to go off your record.
sorry OP, i dont think team flair takes underage kiddies, i dont want to break my immersion by imagining you in my game
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>>12982386 >but not in October 12th Same for me, but I will play it a day or two before release
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>>12982557 What the problem them? Just start a month later
Many people are waiting for christmas
Anonymous
Well, i happen to have a couple dozen 3ds systems in stock, i do suppose i could spare one for the sake of being good. Although i would need a signed contract stating that i am entitled to your soul. Or better yet, i do nothing and continue playing Project X Zone while i wait for my gf to get home so i can kill time till i get my paycheck and party all weekend while i wait for SMT 4 on tuesday. Being 23 and having a job and life is fucking awesome. Sorry you're not me, young faggot.
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>>12982935 >this entire post