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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 01:12:49 No.13001243 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13001562

POTPAN THREAD

GEN 6 EDITION

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 01:41:32 No.13001562 Report

Quoted By: >>13002720 >>13014858

>>13001243
TIRED OF POTS AND PANS BECOMING DISTURBED? BEST POKEMON FOR YOU IS ALWAYS BEING CLAUNCHER.

1. EXTRA SIZED CLAW IDEAL FOR HOLDING POTPANS STILL
2. MADE OF WATER TYPE, CLAUNCHER BECOMING BEST OF PARTNERS DURING POTPAN WASHING
3. WEAK TO RAZOR LEAF, OBVIOUSLY BIODEGRADABLE, HELPFUL TO ENVIRONMENT
4. SLEEK DESIGN VERY ERGONOMIC FOR HANDY CARRY
5. ACTIVATE PINCH-PINCH MANEUVERING IN CASE OF SURPRISE MORMON VISIT
6. COMBAT CRAWDAD
7. SEDUCTIVE YELLOW EYES MAKE CLAUNCHER TOP-TIER WINGMAN

ORDER CLAUNCHER TODAY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 02:02:45 No.13001772 Report

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1. HAVE NEW EXTRA STAB ATTACK FOR TO DISRUPT GHOST TYPES
2. NEUTRAL TO RAZOR LEAF WHEN HE IS NOT CHEW ON IT
3. BANCHO PANDAMAN
4. STRONG HEART WHO LOOKS DOWN ON THOSE WHO DISRUPT POTS OR PANS
5. CONVENIENT IRON FIST ABILITY FOR TO PUNCH OUT DENTS IN POTPANS
6. SLEEK BLACK EYES MATCH EYE FUR TO DOUBLING LOOK OF EYE, DOUBLING FEAR OF WOULD-BE POTPAN THIEVES
7. NO BATTERIES REQUIRED

ORDER POTPANDA TODAY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 02:51:03 No.13002316 Report

Quoted By: >>13002517

WANT TO KEEP POTPANS IN SHAPE BUT CAN'T FIND TIME TO DO? I BRING YOU INKAY (brought to you by chingchong, they call him Maika. You call them for fix him.).

WHY USE INKAY YOU ASK? SIMPLE.

1. IS UPSIDE DOWN PENGUIN, EASY CAMOUFLAGE FOR POTPAN INVADERS
1.1 EXCELLENT SPIDERMAN AND BATMAN, BECOME DARK AS NIGHT IN ENEMIES FACE
2. HAS BUILT IN POCKET-INK™ FOR TO DRIVE AWAY NOT ONLY POTPAN HOOLIGANS, BUT ALSO SUITCASE FIENDS
3. USE BEAK TO OPEN UP PESKY PISTACHIO PACKAGING AMONG OTHER THINGS
4. HAT IS MULTI PURPOSE, USE AS EITHER BOOMERANG, BECOME INCOGNITIO SAILORIO, EXTRA STORAGE FOR PANSPORT, AND FOR TO WIN BEST OCTOPUS HAT CONTEST
5. NO TEETH, DOES NOT NEED EAT, CAN NOT DAMAGE POTPANS, AND HAS EXTRA DURABILITY WHEN TAKE FACEHIT
5.1 BODY IS FACE; USE AS PROJECTILE
5.2 FACE IS BODY; LOOK EXTRA CUTE FOR IMPRESS POTPAN ADMIRERS
6. DOES NOT REQUIRE WATER DESPITE PENGUIN BODY, SO EXTRA MONEY GOES TOWARDS MAMI BODY PILLOW YOU ORDERED
7. PSYCHIC CAPABILITIES ALLOW FOR PRE-INVASION TIC-TACS
8. DOES NOT REQUIRE BATTERY, BUT IN FACT IS VERY GOOD AT OPPONENT BATTERING

WE HOPE YOU ARE PLEASED BY INKAY PERFORMANCE. IF NOT BRING BACK AND WE REPLACE WITH SECONDARY INKAY SIGNED BY MISTER CHINGCHONG HIMSELF ABSOLUTELY FOR $5 MORE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 03:08:04 No.13002517 Report

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>>13002316
>ABSOLUTELY FOR $5 MORE
Lost my shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 03:23:49 No.13002720 Report

Quoted By: >>13005829

>>13001562
>in case of surprise Mormon visit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 04:21:44 No.13003447 Report

Quoted By: >>13004735

Finally have an excuse to post this

>Filename

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 06:36:45 No.13004735 Report

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>>13003447
Ha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 06:49:59 No.13004823 Report

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BUY HONEDGE FOR ALL YOUR POTPAN NEEDS

1) SUPER STEEL TYPE FOR ALTERNATING POT PAN
1.5) NO NEED FOR POT PAN WHEN IS STEEL
2.) EDGY EDGE FOR CUT SELF OR HELP DEVIANTART
3.) IS KILL PESKY TRICK OR TREAT WITH SWORD
4.) GHOST TYPE DELIVERED WTH HONEDGE FOR ABSOLUTELY ADDITIONAL $50 DOLLAR
5.) SPOOKY EYE FOR SCARING CHILDREN
6.) IMMUNE TO FIGHT AND POISON AND NORMAL
7.) IS STEEL TYPE
7.5) IS KILL FAIRY

GET HONEDGE TODAY FOR ONLY $99.95 THANK FOR LISTENING

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 07:10:53 No.13004955 Report

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EXPERT POTPAN PROTECTOR MODEL NAME "NOIVERN" WHY GREAT FOR POTPAN LOVERs?
1. IS DRAGON AND BAT, SAME LETTER AS POTPAN
2. VERY LENGTHY FOR REACH POTPANS HIGH UP ON SHELF
3. COME WITH PORTABLE RADIO ON HEAD FOR BE VERY ECONOMIC CHOICE
4. FRIGHTENED EYES FOR VERY INTIMIDATE INTRUDER AND BURGLUAR
5. SPECIAL FLIGHT APPENDAGE AT BECOME FLYING FOR AS TO TRANSPORT ANY PACKAGE OR POTPAN
6. NO BATTERY REQUIRED ALL ECONOMIC POTPAN
7. NOIVERN RARE SPECIAL LIZARD ONLY FOUND HERE

ORDER NOW $19.99 $9.99 IF NEXT TEN MINUTES SHIPPING HANDLING GET FREE GIFT ALSO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 07:42:02 No.13005139 Report

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oh my fucking sides I love these threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 07:47:57 No.13005174 Report

Quoted By: >>13005198 >>13005751

What the fuck am I reading

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 07:54:00 No.13005198 Report

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>>13005174
Go lurk the archives, Jr. Trainer. All will be made clear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 09:39:58 No.13005751 Report

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>>13005174
It's a sales pitch for the newly developed Gen VI Pokemon. We're competing for consumer ratings, which are based on our product's relationship with Potpans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 10:03:01 No.13005829 Report

Quoted By: >>13005972

>>13002720
The deliberate panty shot censors are killing me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 10:30:47 No.13005972 Report

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>>13005829
Go fap to it then

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 14:33:02 No.13006915 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 16:14:33 No.13007773 Report

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bump

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 16:20:22 No.13007840 Report

Quoted By: >>13007914 >>13007924 >>13019948

TALONFLAME THE BEST POTPAN CLEANER TAKE CARE OF POTPAN
1. FIRE-TYPE FOR COOKING HOT
2. WILL CLAW DIRT WITH SHARP TALON
3. NO MESSY ALWAYS TIDY
4. FIRE/FLYING FOR USELESS BUGS
5. RESISTS GIGA DRAIN
6. BATTLE FALCON
7. TALONS MADE FOR HOLDING POTPANS NO DROP
8. FAST BIRD DOES WORK FAST
9. BRAVE BIRD FOR WORK BRAVE
10. RELENTLESSLY REMOVES BACTERIA
11. NO CHARGING NEEDED
ORDER TALONFLAME
BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 16:26:07 No.13007914 Report

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>>13007840
WARNING: DO NOT LEAVE IT NEAR PEBBLES
FAILURE TO UNDERSTAND THIS MAY MAKE YOUR TALONFLAME UNUSEABLE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 16:27:01 No.13007924 Report

Quoted By: >>13007967

>>13007840
But what am I to do if a Mormon should appear at my doorstep? Clauncher offers Mormon protection. Why should I pick Talonflame?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 16:30:26 No.13007967 Report

Quoted By: >>13010753

>>13007924
TALONFLAME HAS FLAME POWER FOR SCARE MORMON AND BURN BULGAR
TALONFLAME BURN UNDESIRABLE PARTICLE FOR PROTECT AND CLEAN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 20:32:28 No.13010753 Report

Quoted By: >>13010980

>>13007967
What about the protection of potpans? How do I know my precious potpans will be protected from his snarling flames of death?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 20:55:36 No.13010980 Report

Quoted By: >>13014823

>>13010753
TALONFLAME EXTRA TALON PROTECTION WILL PROTECT POTPANS FROM FLAME

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 21:11:56 No.13011157 Report

Quoted By: >>13011686

You guys. What if they made a Mormon out of potpans?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 21:55:08 No.13011686 Report

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>>13011157

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 02:54:10 No.13014823 Report

Quoted By: >>13014897 >>13014935

>>13010980
Scary talons might damage my potpans!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 02:56:39 No.13014858 Report

Quoted By: >>13014897 >>13014901

>>13001562
WHAT IF CLAUNCHER CLAW BANGBANG ON MY POTPAN. WILL BE LOUD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 03:01:35 No.13014897 Report

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>>13014823
>>13014858
AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE CONSUMERS HAVE TROUBLE WITH OTHER PRODUCTS. PROBLEM WITH INKAY? NOT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 03:01:53 No.13014901 Report

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>>13014858
CLAUNCHER BANGBANG ACTUALLY INTENDED FOR MORMON DETERRENT, NO EXTRA SHIPPING OR HANDLING

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 03:05:00 No.13014935 Report

Quoted By: >>13015285

>>13014823
TALONFLAME TALON SUPER SOFT PROTECT FOR POTPANS NO SCRATCH ONLY $10.99
AS YOU SEE, TALONFLAME PERFECTION

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 03:08:02 No.13014971 Report

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>mfw this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 03:37:24 No.13015285 Report

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>>13014935
I could buy a Potpanda or Inkay for that price!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 03:41:59 No.13015338 Report

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I haven't been able to use this image much lately

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 04:57:51 No.13016174 Report

Quoted By: >>13016676

1. WATER CAN CLEAN POTPANS SUPERCLEAN
2. POISON CAN MAKE POTPANS DEADLY FOR INTRUDERS/ENEMIES/MORMONS
3. CAN SELL POTPANS TO OTHER POTPAN USERS
4. OTHER SEAHORSE FRIEND COME IN SPECIAL DEAL (SUPER DRAGON TYPE)
5. RED EYES FOR SCARING ENEMIES
6. CAN CLEAN POTPANS IN WATER BECAUSE CAN SWIM
7. SUPER SECRET SURPISE WHEN EVOLVE
BUY SKRELP TODAY FOR ALL POTPAN NEEDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 06:09:23 No.13016676 Report

Quoted By: >>13017398

>>13016174
But why Skrelp and not Clauncher?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 06:31:13 No.13016814 Report

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1. FEATHER BIRD SOFT GOOD FOR CLEANING POTPAN
2. BIG NOSE BEAK USED FOR GOOD POTPAN GREASE GET OFF
3. FOR DELICATE FAIRY-TYPE GOOD CLEANING HANDS
4. SMALL HAND GOOD FOR POTPAN HANDLING
5. SMELL GOOD FOR POTPAN
6. SMELL BAD FOR BURGLUAR/MORMON/TAXMEN
7. SUPER POTPAN PROTECTION GUARANTEE FROM SCARTCHES AND STEALTH SNEAKS

BUY POTPAN SPRITZEE FOR $25.95 GET TWO AND FOR GUARANTEED HAPPY LIFE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 08:23:08 No.13017398 Report

Quoted By: >>13017514

>>13016676
CLAUNCER NO HAVE FRIEND FOR EXTRA MORMON REPULSIVINESS. PISTOL SHRIMP NO HAVE FRIEND. SEAHORE VERY SOCIABLE, BUY SKRELP LOTS OF FRIENDS COME HELP WASH POTPANS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 08:39:39 No.13017514 Report

Quoted By: >>13017614

>>13017398
What if Clauncher itself cleans the potpans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 08:53:34 No.13017614 Report

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>>13017514
SKRELP POTPANS SELF CLEANING TOO AS WELL. FRIENDS BROUGHT FOR EXTRA POTPANS CLEANING EFFECTIVENESS. NO EXTRA BATTERIES REQUIRED BECAUSE NO USE BATTERIES FOR ECO FRIENDLY EFFICIENCY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 09:40:16 No.13017930 Report

Quoted By: >>13017951

HOW MUCH DO THESE FUCKING COST?

I'M ONLY SEEING PRICES ON HONEDGE, NOIVERN, FEATHER BIRD AND TALONFLAME'S SHITTY GLOVES

TALONFLAME DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A PRICE FOR ITSELF. FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 09:44:58 No.13017951 Report

Quoted By: >>13017960

>>13017930
That's what you'll find out later

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 09:47:51 No.13017960 Report

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>>13017951
Please look forward to it

Anonymous

DON'T KILL ME PLEASE...

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 09:50:39 No.13017968 Report

Quoted By: >>13017977 >>13018014 >>13019664

What is "POTPANS" ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 09:52:37 No.13017977 Report

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>>13017968
This is my first time seeing a thread like this, but it looks like it's "pots and pans", and it's about pitching advertisements for what pokemon is best at taking care of your pots and pans for you.

Also, it's goddamn hilarious.

Mr. Chingchong

Mr. Chingchong Mon 15 Jul 2013 10:02:31 No.13018014 Report

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>>13017968
Potpan is very useful technique. It help you to do many thing and for this is praised by our products which are made for benefit potpan. Concept is simple.

Sakura Nippon

Sakura Nippon Mon 15 Jul 2013 10:31:09 No.13018140 Report

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POT PAN IS IDEA GOOD.
I DO GARDEVOIR TO CLEAN

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 10:35:23 No.13018173 Report

Quoted By: >>13019411

SICK THE OF POTPAN DIRT?
RUN OUT OF WASH LIQUID?
USE FROAKIE FOR GUARANTEE CLEAN
REASON TO USE FROG
1. BUBBLES MAKE NEW AS GOOD POTPAN
2. FROAKIE USE IN KITCHEN WHEN DONE, SACRE BLEU
3. LEG OF FROAKIE USE TO EAT IN CLEAN POTPAN THAT FROAKIE CLEAN
4. FROAKIE GENTLE RINSE THE STAIN
5. REJUVENATE FROAKIE POTPANS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 15:06:15 No.13019411 Report

Quoted By: >>13019489

>>13018173

Why should I pick Froakie over Spritzee or Skrelp? Do you have a Mormon protection plan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 15:22:56 No.13019489 Report

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>>13019411
FROAKIE BAD FOR POTPAN. STICKY FROG FINGER DIRTY POTPAN, RUIN LOVE LIFE, AND SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH MORMON.
SKRELP BAD FOR POTPAN AS ALSO. RED EYES FROM SEAWEED MAKE SKRELP BLIND TO POTPAN DIRTIFICATION, CANNOT CLEAN, CANNOT UNDERSTAND.

CLAUNCHER IS ONLY TRUE CHOICE FOR POTPAN GLORIFICATION. READY GRIP CLAW AND ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY CLAW COMBINED FOR HOSING OFF DIRTY POTPAN. NEVER NEED BATTERY EITHER, BECAUSE LIVES OFF WATER AND IS MADE OF WATER. THEREFORE IMMORTAL LIFETIME WARRANTY.
CRABHAMMER SMASHEMUP IDEAL FOR DISPOSAL OF MORMON MENACE AND FIXING OLD POTPAN DINGS LIKE NEW.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 15:29:55 No.13019538 Report

Quoted By: >>13019590

WHY USE SIXTH POTPAN DIRT?
DONT LIKE ANYTHING NEW?
WELL I AM HERE FOR THE SELLING OF WEEDLE
HERE ARE REASONS IN MANY TO USE
1. HAIRY BUG CAN BE USED TO CLEAN POTPANS LIKE HAIRY TOWEL
2. POISON INTRUDING MORMON
3. STABBING HORN FOR ALL STAB NEED
4. HAIRY MEANS FLUFFY AND COMFORTABLE, SLEEP WITH WEEDLE
5. WEEDLE FOR PROTECTOR OF POTPANS IN QUALITY
YOU TO GET BUYING SOON AS NOW

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 15:39:48 No.13019590 Report

Quoted By: >>13019697

>>13019538
>No mention of battery usage
>No easy-to-use handle
>No aid to love life

Do you even potpan?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 15:45:41 No.13019629 Report

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THE TELLING OF PEOPLE THINK
"AM I TO BE USING FILTH TO FILTHY CLEAN?"
I AM OF THE TELLING YES
IT IS OF GRIMER SEEKING YOU WILL KNOW
I AM OF REASONS HELPING
1. MOON X-RAY CAN DIRTY CLEAN POTPANS AS SLUDGE GRIMER IS FORMED OF
2. PRODUCE SLUDGE TO REPEL MORMONS
3. NO BATTERIES BUT LIKING OF ACID FROM BATTERY
4. IT IS TO USE IN EASINESS
5. I BRING ONLY YOU SO LIFE CAN AID IN LOVE
REGRET NOT IF BUYING YOU WANT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 15:50:07 No.13019652 Report

Quoted By:

This is a great thread.
Thank you based anons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 15:51:36 No.13019664 Report

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>>13017968
oh god, someone post the original thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 15:56:13 No.13019687 Report

Quoted By: >>13019714

MUCH OFTEN I AM ASK, "HOW IS LARGE FOX OF THE FIRE MAKE GOOD POTPAN?" I AM TELL THESE PEOPLE, LISTEN ONLY MY WORDS NOW HERE NOW AND SEE YOU WILL!
1. FOX IS MANY TAILS, COMES WITH NINE BUILT-IN HANDLES FOR USE OF CONVENIENT
2. MAKE FIRE FOR GLORIOUS HEATING OF POTPANS IN ORDER TO BIG STERILIZE AND CRISP AWAY THE YUCKS
3. FIRE USEFUL ALSO TO HEAT PANPOTS FOR PURPOSES OF COOKING ALSO
4. FOX IS FLUFFY AND GREAT CHILD CARETAKER AS WILL WATCH THEM AND ALLOW TO PLAY WITH FLUFFY FOX HANDLES
5. GLAMOROUS FLUFFY FOX FUR IS ALSO RESIST AGAINST LEAVES OF MAGIC AND SNEAKY TINY MAMMAL'S V-CREATING POWERS
6. FOX CAN NOT ONLY PUT MORMON ATTACKERS TO SLEEPING WITH POWERFUL HYPNOTIZATION ATTACK BUT ALSO FRIGHTEN AWAY BECAUSE OF MAGIC POWERS SCARE RELIGIOUS MORMONS ALSO SEVENTH-DAY ADVENTISTS
7. RUN ON ONE OF THE FIVE SIMPLE MACHINES, THE INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE, TURN AIR INTO ENERGY AND FIRE FOR WARM WINTER NIGHT CUDDLES WITH CHILD OR HEATING OF POTPANS FOR MAKE FOOD TO FEED FAMILY

BUY TODAY RECEIVE ALSO NINE LEATHER HANDLE COZIES FOR GREATER GRIPPING POWER DURING PANPOT HEATING IN DANGEROUS CONDITION THANK YOU FOR TIME

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 15:57:34 No.13019697 Report

Quoted By: >>13019731

>>13019590
>implying they all have to follow the exact same formula

Not ever product is advertised the same. Perhaps those are not weedle's selling points?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 16:01:01 No.13019714 Report

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>>13019687
>dat number 6
Snorted

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 16:04:40 No.13019731 Report

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>>13019697
Nobody be fooled; this man is doubtlessly an employee of Weedle Corporations. Look how he's trying to gloss over these glaring flaws in his product. Why, I bet Weedle doesn't get any sort of battery longevity. And carrying it looks horrendously precarious, you might even stab yourself on that TERRIBLY UN-ERGONOMIC spike on its head!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 16:12:57 No.13019804 Report

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POTPANS IN DISARRAY? NOT JUST STICK RIGHT? MAGNEMITE DISAPPOINT NOT IN WAY OF POKEMON!

1) NEVER FAIL MAGNET SECURE POTPAN IN PLACE - ANTI-SPILL GRIP, POTPANS STILLNESS!
2) MAGNET ELECTROCUTION UNDO POTPAIN STAIN AND GRIME! ALSO WORKS ON LANDLORDS
3) GRAVITY UNEFFECTIVE IN LEVITATION! EASY TRAVEL FOR ON-THE-GO
4) NOT IN HEAVY WEIGHT - COMPACT EASY SIZE IN WAY OF STORAGE!
5) STEEL IMMUNE TO STAIN! EASY WASH AND DRY - WATERPROOF NO PROBLEMS DISHWASHER CAUSE!
6) NO NEED OF BATTERY! SELF CHARGE UNIT, ECONOMICAL AND ENVIRONMENT GOOD!
7) VERY SHINY, VERY MUCH LIKE IN WOMEN! (SEXY)

ORDER WITHIN HOUR GET OFFER OF EXCLUSIVE DELUXE MAGNEMITE - THREE TIMES UNITS, THREE TIMES USEFUL! ABSOLUTELY ONLY $29.99 SHIPPING AND HANDLING!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 16:29:20 No.13019948 Report

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>>13007840
>BRAVE BIRD FOR WORK BRAVE
Lost it.
>RELENTLESSLY REMOVES BACTERIA
Killed me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 16:37:27 No.13020018 Report

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BE IN THE ORDERING NOW FOR BEST CHEAPEST GUARDIAN OF POTSPANS

1)RELENTLESS POTSPANS CLEANING FOR BEST EFICIENCY ANTI GERMS FIRE
2)ARROW OF SHAPING FOR HANGING POTSPANS ON WALL
3)ARROW SHAPING ALSO USEFUL FOR MORMON FACE SNIPING
3A)CAN USE MORMON FACE TO HANG POTSPANS IF WANT TO,NOT RECOMMENDED DUE TO MORMON BUT MIGHT USE IF CLEAN WANT. TROPHY MORMON FOR BRAGGING
4)CAN EVOLVE IN TALONFLAME MODEL FOR MORE TALON AND FLAMING BUT NO NEED TO IF WANT ECONOMIC SOLUTION FOR NEEDS OF DAILY
5)NO BATTERIES REQUIRED, LIVES OF MORMON FACE SNIPING DEFENSE ANTI MORMON SYSTEM. SELF SUSTAINABILITY GOOD FOR ENVIRONMENT
6)DUAL FIRE/FLYING TYPING TO RESIST STRING SHOT
7)FLAME CHARGING TO MAKE FASTER FOR POTSPANS HYGIENAZING OR BACK TO FAST IF STRING SHOT HIT BY
8)EASY TO HANDLING BECAUSE SMALL

ORDER NOW FOR 5 DOLLARS AND FOR 5 MORE DOLLARS TAKE FOR FREE OF CHARGE ANOTHER FLETCHLING. ADD MORE 10 DOLLARS FOR FREE OF CHARGE DELIVERY. NO INSTALLATION REQUIRED. LIFETIME WARRANTY AGAINST EARTHQUAKES.

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CHESPIN

Faggot Mon 15 Jul 2013 16:55:19 No.13020169 Report

Quoted By: >>13020190 >>13020265

HI, MILLY BAYS HERE WITH MY NEWEST PRODUCT: THE CHESPIN.
WHAT'S A CHESPIN, YOU ASK? ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN HOW IT FUNCTIONS.
1. COMPACT HEIGHT ALLOWS FOR EASY STORAGE ALONSIDE POTPANS.
2. HAS OVEN MITTS FOR HANDS SO IT CARRY ALL OF YOUR BURNING HOT POTPANS WHILE COOKING SOME STUFF.
3. IT HAS SECOND SET OF ARMS WHEN USES VINE WHIP SO IT WASH POTPANS TWICE AS FAST AS OTHER THINGS.
4. VINE WHIP ALSO GOOD FOR SMACKING PESKY MORMONS WHILE COOKING.
5. GRASS TYPE ALSO MEAN IT GROW HERBS FOR COOKING WITH POTPANS.
6. COMPLETELY ORGANIC. PLANT CHESTNUT AND GROW SECOND CHESPIN FOR POTPAN PROTECTION.
7. PLANT EVEN MORE AND HAVE ENTIRE ARMY OF CHESPIN CLEAN, COOK, PROTECT AND SMACK AWAY PESKY MORMON FROM POTPAN STASH.

ORDER NOW AND WE'LL GIVE YOU FLOWERS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 16:57:31 No.13020190 Report

Quoted By: >>13020328

>>13020169
Won't those vines damage my potpans? They seem pretty sharp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 17:07:22 No.13020265 Report

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>>13020169
HAVING DIFFICULTY OF TIME UNDERSTANDING POOR GRAMMATICAL.

Faggot

Faggot Mon 15 Jul 2013 17:16:45 No.13020328 Report

Quoted By: >>13020394

>>13020190
NONSENSE! VINES ARE BLUNT AND CAN BE SURPRISINGLY GENTLE ESPECIALLY WITH POTPANS. THEY ATTACK MORMONS BY USING VINE AS WHIP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 17:26:16 No.13020394 Report

Quoted By: >>13020449

>>13020328
NO BE FOOLED BY BACKSTABING OF MORMON. POOR GRAMMAR HE HAS SIGN OF MORMON. TRY SELL YOU CHEAP CHESPIN HURT POTPANS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 17:35:32 No.13020449 Report

Quoted By:

>>13020394
POSSIBILITY OF MORE SINISTER MORMON PLOT, FELLOW POTPAN OWNER. WHAT IF PURPOSE OF CHESPIN WHIPPYVINE IS TO STEAL POTPAN FROM BENEATH NOSE?
GUARD YOUR POTPAN
GUARD WAY OF LIFE
POTPAN GUIDE US

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 18:15:17 No.13020729 Report

Quoted By: >>13020801 >>13021118

"WHY YVELTAL IS WELL FOR HANDLING OF POTPANS?" ASKED AM I OFTEN. WELL, TELL ME YOU WILL I.

1. YVELTAL IS FLYING FOR EASE OF POTPAN TRANSPORT
2.LEARNS NEW "OBLIVION WING*" TO SEND POTPANS TO OBLIVION FOREVER
3. IS DARK SO NO REASON FOR MAKING LIGHT SWITCH GOING NOT ON
4. IS RED SO LEARNING NOT GREENNESS
5. SUPER EFFECTIVE AGAINST FLOATING STAINS ON POTPANS
6. SHAPED LIKE Y FOR MAXIMUM LEARNING OF COUNTING

ORDER NOW FOR ONLY $149.99
(*OBLIVION WING IS $49.99 NOT LESS)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 18:23:39 No.13020801 Report

Quoted By:

>>13020729
YOU NEGLECT

7. LARGE YAOI HAND WINGS ALLOWING FOR MAXIMAL TRANSPORT OF POTPAN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 18:55:28 No.13021118 Report

Quoted By: >>13021162

>>13020729
One moment, good sir. This Oblivion Wing sounds like it would, heaven forbid, take away my potpans. Why on earth would I want such a thi...

...oh my.

IT'S A MORMON! A MORMON SENT TO TAKE OUR POTPANS TO OBLIVION! IT'S THE END OF DAYS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 18:59:55 No.13021162 Report

Quoted By: >>13021826

>>13021118
You mean to say that not one of your potpans has had a stain so entrenched in it that it required searing oblivion to remove? It's as though you don't even use your potpans.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 19:30:31 No.13021533 Report

Quoted By:

WHY COFAGRIGUS IS BEST FOR POTPANS:
1. RELIABLE GENERATION 5TH MODEL; NOT UNRELIABLE GENERATION 6TH PROTOTYPE!
2. MANY HAND FOR HANDY HANDLING OF POTPANS!
3. SLEEK GOLD FINISH!
4. OPEN UP FOR GREAT STORING OF POTPANS!
5. SPOOKY DESIGN FOR SCARING OF THE MORMONS!
6. BATTERIES INCLUDED FREE OF CHARGE!

ORDER COFAGRIGUS TODAY!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 19:55:04 No.13021786 Report

Quoted By: >>13022100

MANY NEW WAYS OF CLEAN POTPANS BUT ANCIENT WAY OF OLD BEST.

1. BLASTOISE TURTLE CANNONS AT MAXIMUM POWER TO CLEANSE POTPAN OF STAIN

2. NO STEEL TYPE SO DOES NO SCRATCHING TO POTPAN.

3. IS WISE TORTOISE CAN USE IN HELP TO TEACH LEARN TO CHILDREN

4. FORCEFUL CANNON REMOVE MORMON FROM PREMISES

5. ORDER SOON AND RECEIVE FREE SQUIRTLE SOAP BUBBLE MAKER ALLY FOR $5.99

6.CONCEAL EXTRA POTPANS IN EXTRA TURTLE SHELL COMPARTMENT FOR EXTRA FEE

THESE REASONS TELL YOU I, ORGINAL POTPANS WASHER STILL SUPREME

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 19:59:09 No.13021826 Report

Quoted By: >>13022160

>>13021162
>Letting your potpans get into such bad shape that they require Oblivion Winging

It's like you've never experienced the radiant joy of a well-maintained potpan before. Mormon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 20:25:55 No.13022100 Report

Quoted By: >>13022540

>>13021786
>Buy one
>Requires a fuckton of batteries
GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 20:31:56 No.13022160 Report

Quoted By: >>13024222

>>13021826
>Keeping yourself from using your potpans for anything that would cause them to enter such a state
A reasonable precaution in the past, but with Yveltal now available, you are doing nothing but missing out on a good number of potpan uses, Mormon mole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 21:13:38 No.13022540 Report

Quoted By:

>>13022100
YES KEEPING WITH ANCIENT TRADITION BLASTOISE REQUIRES ONLY 1x4 D CELL BATTERIES

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2013 23:47:00 No.13024222 Report

Quoted By: >>13024841

>>13022160
>Not using your potpans in a way that gets the results you want while keeping them in good condition

You're worse than a Mormon. You're a kitchen novice Mormon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2013 00:14:37 No.13024465 Report

Quoted By: >>13024806 >>13027555

GREETING AND BE WELCOMED TO VIEWING OF MAGNETZONE POKEMON, BEST OPTION KNOWN TO EXIST FOR POTPAN CARE

1. MAGNETZONE IS MADE OF METALLICA, INTIMATE UNDERSTAND OF NATURE OF POTPAN MAKES FOR EXPERT HANDLING

2. IS BATTERY, NEVER RUN OUT AGAIN

3. SOME ASSEMBLING IS A REQUIREMENT, FUN FOR CHILDREN, SUPERVISION IS MANDATORY

4. MAGNETIZATION OF POTPANS FOR EASE OF TRANSPORT

5. ELECTRIC POWERS CAN BE LESSENED FOR USE DURING LOVEMAKING

6. ADDITIONAL MAGNETS MAY BE ATTACHED AS NEEDED FOR EXTRA POTPAN

THANKS TO YOU AND BE BLESSED AS WELL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2013 00:47:06 No.13024806 Report

Quoted By:

>>13024465
Dat number 5

My sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2013 00:50:52 No.13024841 Report

Quoted By:

>>13024222
>thinking that every potpan use has a way to keep them in good condition
I will not deny that I still have plenty to learn about potpans, but those are some day one misconceptions right there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2013 00:56:08 No.13024884 Report

Quoted By:

BUY KABUTOPS FOR ALL YOUR POTPAN NEEDS
1. IS WATER-TYPE AND GOOD FOR POTPAN CLEANING
2. HAS SCYTHE FOR SCARING AND SLICING OF MORMONS
3. RAIN? NO PROBLEM. KABUTOPS NO NEED FOR BRING INSIDE DURING STORM FOR SWIFT SWIM MAKE POTPAN WASHING FASTER
4. KABUTOPS SKELETONS SPOOKY. ALSO SCARE MORMON AND ATTRACT SPOOKY LADY
5. IS ROCK TYPE. RID OF PESKY FIRELIZARD TRYING TO STEAL POTPANS AND OVERCOOK CURRY
6. NO BATTERIES REQUIRED. HOW? ANCIENT INDIGO SECRET
ORDER NOW FOR $19.95 (plus shipping and handling), AND WE THROW IN ADDITIONAL KABUTO FOR KIDS FOR EXTRA $5.99 (be wary as they steal Doritos)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2013 05:32:15 No.13027555 Report

Quoted By:

>>13024465
But what if our potpans cannot break free?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2013 06:32:24 No.13027973 Report

Quoted By: >>13028415

HELLO TO MANY OF POTPAN USERS EVERYWHERE
I AM ASKED BY MANY TIME BY PEOPLE
"HOW DO I MAKE HAVE BEST POTPAN?"
WELL TODAY I WILL BE TELLING YOU
YOU SEE NOW THE SWIRLX

1) VERY CUTE OF CREATURE, MAKE WOMAN LOVING YOU
2) SMELLING GOOD TO MAKE POTPAN SMELL SO GOOD NICE
3) MORMON ARE ALLERGIC TO SWEET
4) SWIRLIX IS MADE TO SWEET
5) ONLY 2 AAA BATTERY FOR EACH TIME TO MAKE SWIRLIX MAKE POTPAN CLEAN
6) AFFORDABLE TO EVERY POTPAN LOVER- ONLY 27.65 US DOLLAR!

SO YOU ARE WAITING FOR WHO? BUYING YOUR SWIRLIX TODAY AND HAVE BEST POTPAN IN TOWN!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2013 07:47:33 No.13028415 Report

Quoted By: >>13028460

>>13027973
What happens if I eat him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Jul 2013 07:55:29 No.13028460 Report

Quoted By:

>>13028415
NOT PROBLEM
SWIRLIX IS TASTY OF POKEMON SWEET
YOUR CAN EATING AND GET NEXT SWIRLIX LESS HALF COST

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