>>13004360but anon, you're forgetting the part where you have to beat the Elite Four from left to right then right to left alternatingly 100 times.
After you do that, then if you go into your room at your house on a Sunday at 11:11 PM while having a Relicanth, Wailmer, and Regigigas as the first three pokemon in your party then try to use dig, you'll fall through the floor into the Distortion World where Looker takes you for a ride on his Giritina to an island guarded by every single legendary in the game (including another Giritina). Once you defeat them all, Looker challenges you to a Double Battle along with Red (who rides out of Hell on another, shiny Arceus) and May, who arrives at the last second to be your partner. She has a Manaphy, a perfect IV Blaziken, a Gardevoir with blue eyes, and a shiny Solrock.
When you beat Looker and Red, Looker recognizes that you are indeed worthy to behold the secret and releases a large truck from a pokeball in his coat. You need to use Strength on it 138 times while holding L and R or it will not work.
Once you succeed, there will be an item underneath called the God Stone. A swarm of Dragonites then tries to attack you. Red and Looker flee on their mounts while the Eon Duo appear to carry you and May to safety.
When you get out of the Distortion World, you must save in front of your house and then introduce May to your mother. If she disapproves of her as a friend for you, you must keep resetting the game and introducing her to your mother until she says yes otherwise this will not work.
When you've successfully done that, you must capture May in a Master Ball and put her and a Tauros in the Daycare.
After exactly 32 hours, an egg will be present in the Daycare which will hatch into a Tauros that can evolve at max friendship into a Boufellant by using the God Stone on it.
additionally you can release May, at which point she will be so thankful that you and Yancy have a three-way on the Ferris Wheel 
