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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 09:39:38 No.13005749 View View Reply Original Report

Can we get a Pokérap thread going?
Go to a random Pokémon generator, get your Pokémon, and write a rap based on the one you received.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 09:52:54 No.13005793 Report

Quoted By: >>13005850

MY NIGGA STANTLER SO HARD HE FUCK YOUR WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
TELL YOU SISTER TO LOOKOUT CAUSE HE'S GONNA FUCK HER GOOD
BITCH
HIS HOOVES ARE HARD AS SHIT
HIS DICK IS HARD AND SHIT
WHEN HE CALLS THE PHONE ALL THE HOT PUSSY ANSWERS
THIS FUCKER IS SO PIMP HE GOT GOLD RIMS ON HIS ANTLERS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 09:55:44 No.13005802 Report

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>>13005749
rap is shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 09:56:28 No.13005805 Report

Quoted By: >>13005850

>>13005749

Aight, aight
This shit is tight
I'll start us off cuz i'm Dragonite
First dragon in the game I caused so much hype
All day and night
Wanna fight me? Mate you're not very bright
I would let you but you're too fucking light to pull it off you puny prick what makes you tick is that throbbing dick cuz you're gay and that's what's gonna end today like your life, call me edgy and i'll stab you with the back end of a knife!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 10:02:34 No.13005827 Report

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You roll with me, i'm cat-erpieee
poison point? nah i roll a joint.
blazing is my weakness?
nah i suffer from realness
I'll be flying like a butterfree
so come roll wid me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 10:05:15 No.13005840 Report

Quoted By: >>13005850 >>13005854

My name is Darkrai
My Dark-type dick so big make your bitch cry
But I fuck her so good that she can't lie
She keeps coming back cause you make her pussy dry
I give her incredible sex, you don't even try
I get these bitches more hyped than X and Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 10:06:56 No.13005850 Report

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>>13005793
>>13005805
>>13005840
dick, dick, dick

holy shit these fucking furfags

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 10:08:11 No.13005854 Report

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>>13005840
Now let me post a pic
To prove you want my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 10:17:26 No.13005892 Report

Quoted By: >>13005897

Whiscash gets cash
Fuck with him you'll need help from the MASH
Water-Ground tanks thunder without a sound.
Whiskers so big you'd think I evolved from Magikarp
You just keep trying to go LIGHTNING BOLT like fat autists that LARP
I'll still be chillin' like a villain
So high I broke the ceiling.
Wider smiler then Joker.
School your ass in poker.
I get bitches and Fire-types with like a super soaker.
So diverse, nigga call me invoker.
Splish-splash
Tag-Hash.
Try to Grass Knot me, Focus Sash.
Face it don't hate it you're dealing with the king
Somebody tell Swampert and Gastrodon to fucking kiss the ring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 10:17:36 No.13005894 Report

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you think y'all are tough? wait till you see this shit
the big jaw pokemon throwin down some dope lyrics
the sheer force of my attacks make you little bitches wet their pants
and if you think you can withstand it just check out my dragon dance, bitch!
coming down in the storm just like an angry waterfall
when they're checkin for your body they won't find nothin at all
you little bitches be quivering afraid of the killer croc
while your bitches come to me cause I got that killer cock

OH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 10:18:13 No.13005897 Report

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>>13005892
*wet like a super soaker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 10:18:38 No.13005899 Report

Quoted By: >>13005904

>12999999
>13000000

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 10:19:08 No.13005904 Report

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>>13005899
>>12999999
>>13000000

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 10:19:12 No.13005905 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 10:27:12 No.13005956 Report

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Yo nigga I'm a poliwrath

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 10:27:15 No.13005957 Report

Quoted By: >>13005958

Bow down to me, human scum
I am the almighty, give me your cum.
That's right motherfuckers, I'm a fag
The notorious glitch, want's a gag.
Bend over, glittering pussies,
while I hammer my No
into your expanded ano.

I am the best,
better than all the rest
I am the gen wun supreme
I take it to the next extreme

GEN 1 MASTER RACE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2013 10:27:54 No.13005958 Report

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>>13005957

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