/vp/ - Pokémon » Thread #13036789

[52 / 11 / ?]

69KiB, 730x366, 1374017251935.jpg

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 00:41:21 No.13036789 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13036813 >>13037208 >>13037466 >>13037501

Your choise?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 00:42:41 No.13036796 Report

Quoted By:

If I catch a psychic Pokemon, can it fuck my mind instead?

Kemo !!HoqRviDWWk2

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO brcl_absol.jpg, 66KiB, 281x400

Kemo !!HoqRviDWWk2 Wed 17 Jul 2013 00:42:57 No.13036799 Report

Quoted By:

is that supposed to be a bad thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 00:44:20 No.13036813 Report

Quoted By:

>>13036789
inb4 Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 00:53:04 No.13036927 Report

Quoted By: >>13037041

You need to stop making this. It causes things that make us look bad. If you're expecting a mountain of people to get into a tizzy, it hasn't happened, but your days may be numbered.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1330893782043.png, 1MiB, 888x1390

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 00:58:14 No.13036980 Report

Quoted By: >>13037202

>at least once a week
>at least

whoever wrote this knows what's up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:01:41 No.13037013 Report

Quoted By:

Define sex and for how long. And how many individual pokes must partake?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:02:59 No.13037030 Report

Quoted By:

Where is the downside. Do I have to have sex with all of them? All the ones I use? Just one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:04:59 No.13037041 Report

Quoted By:

>>13036927
>Caring about looking bad
There isn't a fanbase out there that looks good. Try not to care so much about what people you'll never meet think.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO image.jpg, 9KiB, 172x170

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:05:33 No.13037051 Report

Quoted By: >>13037092

inb4 muh Gardevoir

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1371436271373.png, 187KiB, 800x600

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:06:41 No.13037057 Report

Quoted By:

How is that bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:09:42 No.13037078 Report

Quoted By: >>13037092

I'm going to have my Gardevoir just give me sex dreams. That counts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:11:42 No.13037092 Report

Quoted By:

>>13037078

Yup
>>13037051

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:11:54 No.13037094 Report

Quoted By: >>13037121

The real question is, once I am in the Pokéworld, what kind of entity should be able to enforce that rule?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:12:24 No.13037101 Report

Quoted By:

If one or the whole team of six, then cool. If it's my entire box of mons, this may be a little difficult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:14:29 No.13037121 Report

Quoted By: >>13037197

>>13037094
Your Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:17:32 No.13037144 Report

Quoted By: >>13037156 >>13037182

So, am I to understand that as long as I don't post porn, I can talk about pokesex in any sense that I want?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1365737838159.jpg, 930KiB, 963x1500

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:19:13 No.13037156 Report

Quoted By:

>>13037144
Hopefully

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:22:09 No.13037182 Report

Quoted By:

>>13037144
I wish. Mods will probably shut this thread down eventually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:23:33 No.13037197 Report

Quoted By: >>13037224

>>13037121
...I will not be forced into sex. Granted, I'd love to be able to have sex with them, but she would have to want it as much as I do. I don't think I should force it, and I don't think they should either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:23:56 No.13037202 Report

Quoted By: >>13037410

>>13036980
I really like the way Suni draws Mienshaos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:24:48 No.13037208 Report

Quoted By:

>>13036789
That only makes me want to go more.
Can it be daily instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:26:05 No.13037224 Report

Quoted By:

>>13037197
Obviously. This scenario would be assuming they would want it at least once a week though. If you can't put out, it might actually be a problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:27:46 No.13037246 Report

Quoted By: >>13037314

You spelt 'choice' wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:34:21 No.13037314 Report

Quoted By: >>13037385

>>13037246
Can't believe no one noticed that yet. Too busy think about Pokemon sex I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:42:09 No.13037385 Report

Quoted By: >>13037464

>>13037314
Pokemon sex is fun to think about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:42:22 No.13037395 Report

Quoted By:

If it's a male bara as fuck Pangoro, then yeah.
I'm in.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO cce9d939a0f45098fea1b866fad69bb5.png, 316KiB, 800x1000

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:43:32 No.13037410 Report

Quoted By:

>>13037202
same, but i wish he wasn't so prone to giving them big floppy tits

i love boobs and all, but they don't work well with mienshao's form

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:48:12 No.13037459 Report

Quoted By:

would it have to be with all my pokemon, or could i just have one as my sex pokemon and just chill with the rest?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:49:00 No.13037464 Report

Quoted By:

>>13037385
Yes. Yes it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:49:05 No.13037466 Report

Quoted By: >>13037512 >>13037990

>>13036789
Why would that be a bad thing? That's like saying "you can eat this cake... but if you do, you have to eat this ice cream too".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:49:57 No.13037470 Report

Quoted By:

And apparently pokemon can't have sex with each other or that cheeses them off too. I say you'll never get the mature part of the fandom if you keep insisting pokemon can only be childish. That is unless you find that we chose to MAKE pokemon have other themes against the prevailing canon. That's okay, though. I'm still not going to hang out with people who pick apart other peoples' writing for a living, though.

Abzu

Abzu Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:53:43 No.13037501 Report

Quoted By:

>>13036789
I choose ditto so I can have sex with myself.

Clouded Dawn !!RIyKvtVAc9i

Clouded Dawn !!RIyKvtVAc9i Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:54:41 No.13037512 Report

Quoted By: >>13037615

>>13037466
Basically its one of those questions for those that aren't into sex with pokemon, in other words everyone outside of /vp/

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 5961.gif, 726KiB, 446x251

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 01:57:58 No.13037567 Report

Quoted By: >>13037594

I wouldn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:00:21 No.13037594 Report

Quoted By:

>>13037567
It's okay anon, it's not for everyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:01:59 No.13037615 Report

Quoted By:

>>13037512
That still doesn't make sense

Casuals like sex more than people on /vp/, and Pokemon are just humans with powers that look like animals. Who WOULDN'T want to live

IN A POKEMON WORLD (PO-KAY-MON)
I WANNA BE, THE GREATEST MASTER OF THEM AAALL

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1358895714491.png, 531KiB, 848x1305

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:05:30 No.13037655 Report

Quoted By: >>13037668

OP, did you honestly think that almost every /vp/ user wouldn't pick this JUST for the pokesex

you put too much faith in this board

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:07:03 No.13037668 Report

Quoted By: >>13038008

>>13037655
I don't know about JUST the sex.
That's just icing.
Delicious, sticky icing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:20:17 No.13037796 Report

Quoted By:

>implying people wouldn't be doing this anyway

that is, the ones who aren't fat and hideous

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:39:39 No.13037990 Report

Quoted By: >>13038021 >>13038085

>>13037466
>eating ice cream with cake

That's disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:40:23 No.13038008 Report

Quoted By:

>>13037668
>icing

Just how important is icing to this board? I can't go a single thread without seeing someone mention it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:41:08 No.13038021 Report

Quoted By: >>13038045 >>13038092

>>13037990
>i've never eaten ice cream cake

it's like you were locked in a box from the ages of 7 to 12

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:43:29 No.13038045 Report

Quoted By: >>13038096

>>13038021
Pretty much, yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:47:00 No.13038078 Report

Quoted By:

Would it be like, not taboo there? To the point that it wouldnt mess up relationships? and are we talking shit like Gardevoir, or fucking Shroomish? I might say no, it's too shady of a deal.

Xenobiologist

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ENTIRE TEAM IS WAIFU.jpg, 207KiB, 620x877

Xenobiologist Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:47:21 No.13038085 Report

Quoted By: >>13038117

>>13037990

Ice cream and cake are the best combination! Cake by itself is too dry, and ice cream by itself is too cold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:47:51 No.13038092 Report

Quoted By:

>>13038021
Well I wasn't and agree it's gross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:48:17 No.13038096 Report

Quoted By:

>>13038045
they got you too?

rough times, man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:49:49 No.13038117 Report

Quoted By: >>13038129 >>13038130

>>13038085
>still considering Lopunny a waifu

I'd rather Audino or Chansey

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:51:03 No.13038129 Report

Quoted By:

>>13038117
i consider lopunny a top tier husbandu

Xenobiologist

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Froslass + Scizor.png, 61KiB, 405x199

Xenobiologist Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:51:07 No.13038130 Report

Quoted By:

>>13038117

Yeah, it's rather far down my own preference list, but it's still on the list, so the name fits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2013 02:51:20 No.13038135 Report

Quoted By:

>All this Gardevoir.
Man, I dunno about you.
But I'd do it with either: any of the eeveelutions, or with a Lucario, that's one sexy beast.
.
.
.
What the fuck have you done to me, /vp/.
I wasn't like this before.
You've vorrupted me beyond repair.

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches