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Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 04:04:39 No.13049467 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13049474 >>13049477 >>13049542 >>13049553 >>13053376 >>13053761

Would you eat a Tauros Burger?

How about some grade A Milktank Steak?

What about a Filet o' Goldeen?

I want to be in the Pokemon world for the sole reason of all the great meat/seafood I would be able to eat. All these edible species just waiting to be consumed. I want a Blaziken Taco.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 04:06:10 No.13049474 Report

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>>13049467
I imagine the wide variety of powerful fish would pack some great flavour for sushi.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 04:06:19 No.13049475 Report

Quoted By: >>13049571

I'd eat ur mom out, if u kno what I'm saying.

I mean I'd have oral sex with her, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 04:06:34 No.13049477 Report

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>>13049467
Since I only really eat chicken.

It'd be mostly combusken meat, with the only occasional buffalo torchic wings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 04:16:10 No.13049542 Report

Quoted By: >>13049562

>>13049467

I want to eat Whitney's Milk Tanks if you know what I mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 04:17:30 No.13049553 Report

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>>13049467
Retconned

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 04:18:20 No.13049562 Report

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>>13049542
And by that, he means suck on her breasts, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 04:18:30 No.13049565 Report

Quoted By: >>13049830

Pokemon Food thread?
How about dat K.F.C.
>Kanto Fried Combusken

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 04:19:15 No.13049571 Report

Quoted By: >>13049629

>>13049475
>>13049562
Ponce is dead, just a reminder.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 04:25:45 No.13049629 Report

Quoted By: >>13049844 >>13050010

>>13049571
HE LEFT ME HIS PANTS.

THEY'RE PONCE'S PANTS

...Ponce's pants....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 04:43:01 No.13049830 Report

Quoted By: >>13050037 >>13053740 >>13053745

>>13049565

>Kanto
>Combusken

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 04:44:42 No.13049844 Report

Quoted By: >>13049870 >>13050010

>>13049629
That epsidoe had me crying and laughing at the same time.
Who knew littering was so deadly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 04:48:25 No.13049870 Report

Quoted By: >>13050010

>>13049844
All the episodes were great.

The raisins episode was the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 04:49:45 No.13049878 Report

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Fuck you OP, I haven't eaten in three days because my broke ass isn't getting payed until tomorrow and I spent my money on a 3DS. I'm hungry as hell and now I want to eat a fucking tauros burger but that can never happen so just fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 04:54:23 No.13049911 Report

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I wouldn't. It'd be beyond weird to train something like a Tauros then chow down on something made from the body of what could have been a close relative or friend of your bro.

Also, trying to catch and eat a Magikarp would be seriously hazardous to your health if Mama Gyarados was around...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 05:00:33 No.13049960 Report

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>currently making ROM hack
>have helped with many noteworthy hacks and created a few side-projects just for fun, so this will get done
>older NPCs acknowledge that Pokemon eat other Pokemon, and that the food they feed their families with is also Pokemon, but no one really speaks of it so as to not scar the kiddos
>evil team's leader's goal is to collect one of every Pokemon for the sole purpose of eating them
>everyone's upset about this because...
>wait for it...
>some Pokemon just shouldn't be eaten
>got the idea from an Anon forever ago
>no fucks given
>coming soon with a link for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 05:00:49 No.13049965 Report

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Would vegetarians eat Grass types? Mmm, Cherrim pie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 05:01:51 No.13049973 Report

Quoted By: >>13050001 >>13050069

Would vegetarians eat Grass types? Mmm, Cherubi pie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 05:04:50 No.13050001 Report

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>>13049973
vegetarians probably would, it would depend on the person and their acceptance of eating a living creature, albeit plants are living things in general

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 05:06:16 No.13050010 Report

Quoted By: >>13050063

>>13049629
>>13049844
>>13049870
My god, I didn't know so many other people liked Clone High.
My actual niggas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 05:09:21 No.13050037 Report

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>>13049830
you can ship pokemon, and I guess with the Kalos region added it can be Kalos fried combusken

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 05:14:51 No.13050063 Report

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>>13050010
You mean the best thing out of MTV ever?

I had a heavy crush on Joan of Arc.

In high school we had a presidents day and I was Kennedy and basically did JFK from the show.
>Check out that Marilyn Monroe. I'd, uh, invade her bay of pigs, if you catch my meaning.
>And I mean SEX.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 05:15:42 No.13050069 Report

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>>13049973
Tropius' bananabeard grows back.

I assume others do to.

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 05:25:24 No.13050122 Report

Quoted By: >>13053357

I could not help but think if Toriko reading this thread, goddamn that would be one sweet crossover. Every Pokemon getting a "capture level" would be fucking perfect. And just imagine everyone's terror at Toriko going to the Safari Zone and treating it like a roadside diner on his quest to find and eat Arceus

>Chansey fried eggs
>Venusaur caesar salad
>Kingler legs
>Rayquaza sushi

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 14:31:38 No.13053112 Report

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How about some Torchicken nuggets?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:06:40 No.13053357 Report

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>>13050122
>ding this thread, goddamn that would be one sweet crossover. Every Pokemon getting a "capture level" would be fucking perfect. And just imagine everyone's terror at Toriko going to the Safari Zone and treating it like a r

Yeah but, to be fair, Toriko is a shit tier animu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:09:58 No.13053376 Report

Quoted By: >>13053420

>>13049467
I'm a vegetarian so I wouldn't

inb4 Americlaps who can't comprehend limiting their food choice

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:13:48 No.13053420 Report

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>>13053376
>limiting your food choice
Why the fuck would you do that?

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:13:58 No.13053423 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:20:05 No.13053503 Report

Quoted By: >>13053510

I wouldn't eat Pokemon , I would probably be a vegetarian. Eating tropius' Bananas and drinking miltank's milk but no actual Pokemon meat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:20:54 No.13053510 Report

Quoted By: >>13053569

>>13053503
Pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:27:35 No.13053569 Report

Quoted By: >>13053593

>>13053510
>pussy
I don't eat animals i life why would i eat fucking Pokemon? There are no positives and i don't see how being a "pussy" has anything to do with it. For this same reason i don't eat pig.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:31:43 No.13053593 Report

Quoted By: >>13053619 >>13053712

>>13053569
>tfw you'll never have an orgasm while eating a motherfucking burger.
Sucks to be you, m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:35:20 No.13053619 Report

Quoted By: >>13053643 >>13053647

>>13053593
no wonder why you are a fatass piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:38:18 No.13053643 Report

Quoted By: >>13053777

>>13053619
>177cm
>54kg
Shit son, look at all that fat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:38:36 No.13053647 Report

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>>13053619
>buttmad vegetarian resorts to "hurr fatass" argument
lolvegetarians

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:47:02 No.13053712 Report

Quoted By: >>13053721

>>13053593
I actually eat meat for the sake of bulking but "orgasm while eating a motherfucking burger"
I'm not sure i even follow

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:48:19 No.13053721 Report

Quoted By: >>13053732

>>13053712
have you never eating a burger so good that you had to go jack off halfway through?
I feel sorry for you britfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:50:22 No.13053732 Report

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>>13053721
'Murrikan here and I have to say that I actually have never had to do that. Though I've had some DAMN good burgers (this one place in Fargo, ND-- sheeeeit) I've never felt the need to masturbate while eating them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:51:36 No.13053740 Report

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>>13049830
Not letting it slide because it was a 9/10 made me laugh in a quiet library joke.

Get that Barboach out ta your ass, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:52:16 No.13053745 Report

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>>13049830
>Not letting it slide because it was a 9/10 made me laugh in a quiet library joke.

Get that Barboach out ta your ass, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:54:50 No.13053761 Report

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>>13049467
Do people eat dairy cows?

Sky

Sky Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:57:27 No.13053777 Report

Quoted By: >>13053791

>>13053643
Yer preddy short
lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2013 15:59:16 No.13053791 Report

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>>13053777
Anon, pls.
;_;

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