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Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:27:11 No.13066935 View View Reply Original Report

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Who would win?

One of every Pokemon or a billion fucking lions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:28:05 No.13066949 Report

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This thread is new and exciting!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:28:21 No.13066952 Report

Quoted By: >>13066993

if we're going by game logic here, one EQ and they're all dead.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:29:08 No.13066971 Report

Quoted By: >>13066994

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:30:48 No.13066993 Report

Quoted By: >>13067113 >>13067162 >>13067216

>>13066952
Has there ever been an earthquake in human history that killed a billion people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:30:46 No.13066994 Report

Quoted By: >>13067016

>>13066971

>image

That doesn't make any sense...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:31:55 No.13067016 Report

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>>13066994
>filename.

I think that's what anon was going for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:32:36 No.13067021 Report

Quoted By: >>13067060 >>13067099

Couldn't Arceus just make the lions cease to exist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:33:09 No.13067028 Report

Quoted By: >>13067058

>earthquake
>surf
there you go!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:35:33 No.13067058 Report

Quoted By: >>13067074 >>13067235

>>13067028
The pokemon would run out of PP well before even denting the lion population.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:35:46 No.13067060 Report

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>>13067021
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:36:29 No.13067074 Report

Quoted By: >>13067105

>>13067058
ok, perish song then
everybody dies
yay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:36:53 No.13067084 Report

Quoted By: >>13067102 >>13067114 >>13068037

I don't think the lions could even hurt something like steelix

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:37:56 No.13067099 Report

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>>13067021
couldn't god just make pokemon cease to exist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:37:59 No.13067101 Report

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Assuming there is no pp, any flying type would kill them all eventually.

T.O

T.O Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:38:16 No.13067102 Report

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>>13067084
Steelix's a harmless pokemon anyway...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:38:34 No.13067105 Report

Quoted By: >>13067229

>>13067074
I don't think you fully comprehend how many a billion is.

There would surly be some lions out of earshot and if some much as one ends up unaffected by perish song then the lions win by default.

That is assuming the pokemon are in a group as opposed to scattered around a massive field of lions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:39:00 No.13067113 Report

Quoted By: >>13067139

>>13066993
Has there ever been a billion people at the epicentre of an earthquake in human history?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:39:02 No.13067114 Report

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>>13067084
this, lions ain't got shit on steel types, as well as ghost and poison types.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:40:30 No.13067139 Report

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>>13067113
Could you even fit a billion lions on an epicenter of an earthquake.

You also seem to forget that EQ also affects other pokemon so they'd end up killing most of their own as well. Same with surf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:41:24 No.13067153 Report

Quoted By: >>13067168

OP here with a new rule: no legendaries allowed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:41:27 No.13067157 Report

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The lions would destroy a lot of the Pokemon but:

>flying Pokemon
>most legendaries
>Ghost types
>Metagross

There are a whole lot of Pokemon that wouldn't get fucking touched. Dialga alone would wreck shit on absurd numbers of lions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:41:53 No.13067162 Report

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>>13066993
>if we're going by game logic here
It would hit everything on the field, retard. How do you manage to miss half of a one sentence post?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:42:39 No.13067168 Report

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>>13067153
Lions still die and lose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:42:50 No.13067171 Report

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>all that exp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:43:16 No.13067175 Report

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Lions can't even reach flying pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:44:50 No.13067200 Report

Quoted By: >>13067271

>Porygon enters the digital world
>waits for all the lions to die

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:45:47 No.13067212 Report

Quoted By: >>13067243

what if lions had wonderguard?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:46:05 No.13067216 Report

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>>13066993
No, but a billion lions? Nigga you know lion's some pussy-ass bitches.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:46:24 No.13067218 Report

Quoted By: >>13067233 >>13068192

Better question.

How many pokemon would remain after a battle like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:46:39 No.13067224 Report

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>Flying/Levitating Pokemon go into the air where lions can't touch them
>Eventually all the lions die out from starvation

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:46:56 No.13067229 Report

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>>13067105
i dont think that you fully comprehend game mechanics
if all billion lions are in the same battle then they all would be affected, no matter where on the globe they are

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:47:04 No.13067230 Report

Quoted By: >>13067269

Just imagine a circle of lions slowly closing in on a a single audino, the terrified look on its face as it desperately attempts to doubleslap its way out, but eventually being overwhelmed and torn to pieces as its other pink squishy friends watch in horror

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:47:15 No.13067233 Report

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>>13067218
all the water one and all flying ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:47:18 No.13067235 Report

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>>13067058
>PP
>implying that just because a gyarados no longer has any PP for Crunch doesn't mean it can't snap you in half with its jaws

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:47:37 No.13067243 Report

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>>13067212
then they are not lions

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:49:40 No.13067269 Report

Quoted By: >>13067287

>>13067230
audino used dig
audino dug it ass away from the lions

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:50:03 No.13067271 Report

Quoted By: >>13067353

>>13067200
Mauled by all the digimon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:51:11 No.13067287 Report

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>>13067269
>implying Audino would be able to dig a hole before a Lion got a hold of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:51:17 No.13067289 Report

Quoted By: >>13067299

a pokemon with drizzle will destroy their habitat after a few weeks

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:53:03 No.13067299 Report

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>>13067289
>Sandstorm
>Excadrill's Sand Rush activates
> Lions Massacre

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Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:53:38 No.13067309 Report

Quoted By: >>13067333

Would a carnivore such as a lion eat pokemon such as Roselia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:55:25 No.13067333 Report

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>>13067309
>gif
>not animated
:c

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 18:56:38 No.13067353 Report

Quoted By: >>13068208

>>13067271
Digimon aren't real, idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 19:58:38 No.13068037 Report

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>>13067084
A hundred or so normal attacks could still take it down, provided it doesn't have rest. And even then, it would run out of PP. That's the real issue in this fight. The Pokemon would run out of steam and start to struggle before they killed all of the lions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 20:06:48 No.13068140 Report

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Pokemon. The lions are too busy fucking to fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 20:11:09 No.13068192 Report

Quoted By: >>13068212

>>13067218
well realistically, what can a Lion do to Agron, Gigalith or Steelix? Pretty much any Rock or Steel Pokemon will be unaffected by a lion's claws/teeth.

However, Rock Pokemon could parish from the residual effects of Surf/Earthquake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 20:12:05 No.13068208 Report

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>>13067353
Lions aren't real, idiot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 20:12:40 No.13068212 Report

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>>13068192
perish*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 20:22:35 No.13068369 Report

Quoted By: >>13068517

Ahem.

>Tropius grows a lot of Leppa Berries on its neck
>There's also recycle AND harvest, so berries aren't a problem and we never run out of PP
>Ditto just breeds the most powerful pokemon infinitely
>Heal Pulse on hurt pokemon
>Surf would probably kill plenty at a time and wouldn't run out thanks to infinite Leppa Berries
>Pokemon with telekinesis all band together to raise a swathe of land out of the ground, creating a floating island for all the pokemon to safely reside on until the lions are all dead
>Smeargle carries Fissure and makes the earth repeatedly swallow the Lions whole
>Psychic types have enough intelligence to plan all this out, and can facilitate communication well because they're telepathic
>Parasect just makes all the lions fall asleep with its spores

Yeah the pokemon have too much going for them.

The Lions are fucking dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Jul 2013 20:34:11 No.13068517 Report

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>>13068369
oh and also,
>Smeargle also carries Dark Void, so all the Lions are put to sleep all at once

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