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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 01:34:34 No.13071564 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13072577

Why are some pokemon born with clothing and accessories? "It's their skin" excuse is terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 01:35:16 No.13071571 Report

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Because it's fucking pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 01:35:25 No.13071576 Report

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Bender you're drunk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 01:35:25 No.13071577 Report

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They're monster not animals, monster sometimes do wear stuff. Deal with it pleb

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 01:39:36 No.13071636 Report

Quoted By: >>13073267 >>13073299

Why is Cubone born with its dead mother's skull even though its mother is a ditto I have right here in my party?

Why is Kangaskhan born with a baby already in its pouch?

Why are Sawk and Throh born with their vine belts already attached?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 01:40:16 No.13071642 Report

Quoted By: >>13071656 >>13071657

Inb4 some faggot misunderstanding the OP's text and starting a genwar by stating that gen I pokemon had clothes too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 01:41:06 No.13071651 Report

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Because they're too human-like to be shown nude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 01:41:50 No.13071656 Report

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>>13071642
JYNX HAD CLOTHES TOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 01:41:53 No.13071657 Report

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>>13071642
That wouldn't happen. Stop trying to make trouble

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 01:42:28 No.13071662 Report

Quoted By: >>13072667

Why is kangaskhan born with a baby in its pouch?

Why is vulpix born with all its tails at once?

Why are newborn pokemon their maximum size already?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 01:43:40 No.13071673 Report

Quoted By: >>13071710

The real question.

Why is Ditto such a slut.

I had a Ditto in Diamond that I'd literally walk off-screen, EGG EVERY TIME.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 01:44:00 No.13071676 Report

Quoted By: >>13072485

I never really understand this problem people have with clothed pokemon. We have pokemon that can somehow summon meteors, others that somehow release gallons of water despite being the size of a house cat. But yet a pokemon wears something that looks like clothes and everyone screams in disbelief.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 01:45:34 No.13071690 Report

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ITT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 01:46:45 No.13071710 Report

Quoted By: >>13071732 >>13071747 >>13072651

>>13071673
Ditto are pink blobs that attach to a Pokemon's genital regions and impregnate/take sperm from the parents. I'm not sure that's "slutty", exactly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 01:47:44 No.13071732 Report

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>>13071710
No you fucking moron.

Ditto transforms into the other Pokémon with the opposite gender and then have sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 01:49:16 No.13071747 Report

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>>13071710
it is when the best nickname for a Ditto is "Slutputty"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 03:10:15 No.13072485 Report

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>>13071676
Being born with clothes is retarded and much worse than monsters with unbelievable abilities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 03:13:10 No.13072509 Report

Quoted By: >>13072520 >>13072548

I find it amusing that every single cubonr went through the traumatic experience if their mother dying and decided to wear her skull for comfort. Why can't one cubone be all like "fuck it" and not wear a skull?

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 03:14:26 No.13072520 Report

Quoted By: >>13072586

>>13072509
>cubonr

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 03:17:14 No.13072548 Report

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>>13072509
>I find it amusing that every single cubonr went through the traumatic experience if their mother dying

That's not very nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 03:20:26 No.13072567 Report

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I just take it as their armor or skin

but the skin adapts to what it wants

i don't know what i'm saying, but Pokemon have shown us that their DNA is VERY malleable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 03:22:40 No.13072577 Report

Quoted By: >>13072601 >>13072637

>>13071564
This is the reason why I hate fighting types.
Throh - Sawk

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 03:23:39 No.13072586 Report

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>>13072520
Hahaha a typo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 03:24:53 No.13072598 Report

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Makes you wonder what would happen if you tried to tear of Sawk/Throh's 'clothes'.
Would the clothes be part of their skin or something?
This is pretty gross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 03:25:10 No.13072601 Report

Quoted By: >>13072620

>>13072577
Hitmonchan is born with literal boxing gloves and machoke with a speedo and power belt. They've been retarded from the beginning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 03:27:04 No.13072620 Report

Quoted By: >>13072759

>>13072601
I said I hate fighting types.
Throw and sawk are just examples.
PLEASE learn to read.

Thanks.

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oscarey W1: 2150 7993 0326 Sat 20 Jul 2013 03:28:55 No.13072637 Report

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>>13072577
Why do I wear clothes??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 03:30:27 No.13072651 Report

Quoted By: >>13072666

>>13071710
>Pokemon
>genitals

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 03:32:01 No.13072666 Report

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>>13072651

Just because they aren't drawn on doesn't mean they don't have them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 03:32:02 No.13072667 Report

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>>13071662
>Why are newborn pokemon their maximum size already?
Technically they're not. It's implied that a Pokemon's level is linked to its size.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 03:37:16 No.13072707 Report

Quoted By: >>13073220

I always figured it was just the in game representation of the pokemon in the game and nothing more, I'm sure if you caught a machop in the anime you'd have to bring it to a TJ Maxx once it evolved to hide its giant boner

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 03:42:47 No.13072759 Report

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>>13072620
I was just adding on. Relax

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 04:47:14 No.13073220 Report

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>>13072707

>I'm sure if you caught a machop in the anime you'd have to bring it to a TJ Maxx once it evolved to hide its giant boner

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 04:52:55 No.13073267 Report

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>>13071636
They're all not. They just don't make separate sprites for egg hatches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 04:58:31 No.13073299 Report

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>>13071636
it's called using your imagination, you have to pretend it looks like a baby.
though, pokemon like cubone weren't exactly designed with breeding in mind. Just as "monsters with a legend"

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