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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 09:57:08 No.13074899 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13074931 >>13074937 >>13074976 >>13074992 >>13078328 >>13078907 >>13079007 >>13079147 >>13085901 >>13091414

Gordon Ramsay makes a dish out of you're favorite pokémon

WOuld you eat it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:00:16 No.13074909 Report

Quoted By: >>13079763

I'm not sure eating steel is healthy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:03:59 No.13074925 Report

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>WOuld

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:05:29 No.13074931 Report

Quoted By: >>13074936

>>13074899
>you are

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:07:17 No.13074936 Report

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>>13074931
>Being this new

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:07:21 No.13074937 Report

Quoted By: >>13074942 >>13074944 >>13078058

>>13074899
he probably doesnt even have to prepare him...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:08:17 No.13074942 Report

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>>13074937
>YOU CAN'T SERVE THIS REUNIDISH
>IT'S RAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:08:26 No.13074944 Report

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>>13074937
You mean it would be RAW?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:15:26 No.13074976 Report

Quoted By: >>13074994 >>13084704 >>13095151

>>13074899
>Torterra
Dirt and wood doesn't sound very appealing no matter who cooks it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:18:27 No.13074992 Report

Quoted By: >>13075000

>>13074899

>dragonite steak

must be big and juicy, why the hell not

i want it well done and with ketchup

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:18:43 No.13074994 Report

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>>13074976
I doubt it will taste like that. It would probably be turtle meat but much larger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:20:09 No.13075000 Report

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>>13074992
>i want it well done and with ketchup
You better run before /ck/ catches wind of this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:29:11 No.13075057 Report

Quoted By: >>13079763

>Tentacruel
Japs would eat it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:44:33 No.13075125 Report

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>this steak is so goddamn torterrawfull

no i would not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:51:59 No.13075171 Report

Quoted By: >>13075175 >>13075358 >>13075433

Mawile Soup

>A delicious blend of Mawile meat and a wide variety of herbs and spices served in a Mawile's horns.

I kind of want this. Kind of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:52:34 No.13075175 Report

Quoted By: >>13075193 >>13075202

>>13075171
Dude, it would be melted metal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:55:22 No.13075193 Report

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>>13075175
>you have two and a half minutes to finish the soup before it solidifies, after which point refunds will not be available.

HAHA I LOVE A CHALLENGE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:56:46 No.13075202 Report

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>>13075175
>>13075193
mercury for blood

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 10:59:16 No.13075215 Report

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>Alakazam
That just sounds squicky no matter how I think about it.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 11:00:35 No.13075221 Report

Quoted By: >>13075231 >>13075275

You can't eat a ghost, my favorite pokemon will be spared.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 11:01:44 No.13075231 Report

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>>13075221
>he never had Gengar in a pan with olive oil. thyme and butter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 11:04:03 No.13075243 Report

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>cooking a magnezone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 11:08:48 No.13075275 Report

Quoted By: >>13075348

>>13075221
>never tasted iced gengars

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 11:23:37 No.13075348 Report

Quoted By: >>13075403

>>13075275
I don't think eating frozen poisonous gas is really a smart idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 11:25:30 No.13075358 Report

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>>13075171
>Steamed Mawile tongue
Yes, please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 11:34:37 No.13075403 Report

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>>13075348
say that to the chef, not me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 11:40:19 No.13075433 Report

Quoted By: >>13076248

>>13075171
Wasn't there an image of a Mawile in a first stage of being prepared on Pixiv?

Either way...

Even if the implications of his egg group were to be stretched out as far as possible, it would have been a dreadful experience.

At this point I might as well ask for a tenderized N.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 13:50:34 No.13076218 Report

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>Sableye
dem jewel sides man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 13:54:59 No.13076248 Report

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>>13075433
I want to eat Gallade too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 18:33:18 No.13078058 Report

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>>13074937
looks liked jellied olives or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 18:34:01 No.13078060 Report

Quoted By: >>13079763

what does Tyranitar taste like? sandy rocks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 18:38:38 No.13078087 Report

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>Togekiss
Probably delicious. It's like eating pure happiness in turkey form

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 19:06:32 No.13078315 Report

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>magnezone
well I do need more iron in my diet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 19:08:56 No.13078328 Report

Quoted By: >>13079116 >>13079167

>>13074899
>blaziken
i'd hate to eat my bro... but i do like a spicy chicken sandwich

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 19:58:35 No.13078817 Report

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>Chandelure
Alright, how do you make a dish out of a chandelure? There is no way this would taste good. I certainly am not eating any wax.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 20:06:35 No.13078907 Report

Quoted By:

>>13074899
>Jolteon

well...if I wanted to be adventurous. it wouldn't be too shabby imo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 20:15:54 No.13079007 Report

Quoted By: >>13083841

>>13074899
Porygon-Z
I'm not even sure what the hell it's even made if. And even if I did know, I still wouldn't eat my bro.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 20:17:16 No.13079024 Report

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I might be hard to chew...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 20:18:38 No.13079038 Report

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It might be hard to chew...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 20:27:49 No.13079116 Report

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>>13078328
My bro-to-be Talonflame would probably be similar, I suppose. Zesty and self-cooking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 20:30:57 No.13079147 Report

Quoted By:

>>13074899
I would never eat an Espeon ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 20:32:35 No.13079167 Report

Quoted By:

>>13078328
>implying Blaziken wouldn't be absolutely delicious

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 20:32:59 No.13079169 Report

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>Blastoise
Big ass blue turtle soup? Maybe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 20:40:30 No.13079266 Report

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>you're

no, I would not. it would be like eating a dog (which I don't object to if it's cultural, but I choose not to do it)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 20:43:19 No.13079302 Report

Quoted By: >>13079356

Maybe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 20:44:16 No.13079314 Report

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How would you even cook a Froslass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 20:44:50 No.13079320 Report

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I feel like Wobbuffet tail would be some sort of delicacy in the really shitty third world areas of the Pokemon world.
I also feel like Wobbuffet would be extremely unappetizing.

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 20:47:33 No.13079356 Report

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>>13079302
It'd taste like oysters I bet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 20:55:41 No.13079475 Report

Quoted By: >>13079510

>Croconaw Tail Steak

Croconaw tail that's been basting in butter and slowly cooked to perfection in a croc pot

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 20:58:27 No.13079510 Report

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>>13079475

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 21:03:25 No.13079585 Report

Quoted By: >>13083556 >>13098754

Hmm... Starmie meat?
Doesn't sound too tasty, probably really bitter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 21:16:20 No.13079763 Report

Quoted By: >>13079780

>>13074909
But anon, how else would you get an iron stomach?

>>13075057
Leave it to the Japanese to do something so cruel

>>13078060
>sandy rocks
I'd imagine it'd taste more like a sand stream

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 21:17:34 No.13079780 Report

Quoted By:

>>13079763
oh god carlos plz

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 20 Jul 2013 21:20:13 No.13079809 Report

Quoted By: >>13095470

"THIS TAUROS MEAT IS SO RARE, IT'S GOT A FUCKING HOLOGRAPHIC FIRST EDITION CARD"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2013 01:57:40 No.13083534 Report

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Pokemon I would eat:
Tauros
Basculin
Kingler/krabby
Kangaskhan
Octillery
Flaafy (not mareep because its too cute, and not Ampharos cause Im sure it loses its flavor when it gets all weird looking.)
Stantler
Combusken
Ludiculo
Carvanha
Grumpig
Barboach/Whiscash (if they arent too gross)
Corphish/Crawdawnt
Milotic/Feebas (eating a milotic would probably be sad, but really tasty)
Tropius bananas
Grottle
Spheal
Cherrim
Mammoswine
Emboar/Pignite
Unfeazant
Icecreamcone pokemon
sawsbuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2013 02:00:25 No.13083556 Report

Quoted By:

>>13079585
Staryu meat?

Hmm... does it even classify as meat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2013 02:11:51 No.13083632 Report

Quoted By: >>13083700

>Entire Eevee line
>Eevee tastes like chicken
>Vaporeon like fish
>Jolteon's meat is fizzy
>Flareon is spicy
>Leafeon has earthy flavor
>Glaceon has permanent freezer burn
>Umbreon is sweet and chocolatey
>Espeon is vanilla flavored
>Sylveon has sparkles embedded in its flesh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2013 02:19:01 No.13083700 Report

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>>13083632
tfw eevee line is actually more like airheads candy, and each type of eeveelution is a different flavor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2013 02:30:58 No.13083841 Report

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>>13079007
Y̜̲͖͓o̸̗̞͍͙̖u̬͙̜̠̪̦'̮͓̖̜̘̬͠l͏l̴̰̯̟ ̫b͔͚̥͕͍ͅͅe̞̻̕ ͇̲͇͓̩̟f͠i̞̬͘n̪̜̠͇͉̥e̡̹̟ ͏̹͕̪̞ạ̧̞͙̟n̛͉̱̩̯͙ͅo͜n͏̜̩̣̬̗ͅ. ̵͉̠͓ ̠I'̘̟͎̩v͕͔e̳̺̯ͅ ̛e͏̦̲̠͙̤a̘̰̰̩͙t̢̗e̹̥͉̣̣n̫ ̳̼̗t̝̜̠͟h͎̗ḛ̱̗̞͔ͅm̕ ̹̲̟̺̣̯ͅb͚̣̭é̳͔͇̹͎͍f̟̱͕o͉̥r͝e̲̮̝͠ ̭̩a̷͔͖n̰̠͖̱̠d͙̪ ͈I҉̺̤'͓m̰̕ ͈͉̥͚́ͅc̖͔̝̥̯̯̬͠o̯̩͟m̶̘̗̤͔̩p̟l̼̗̟̬e̪͝t͚͍̹͎͎̳̞́e͏̙͔̹̯l̘̙̝͈̞͉y̺͠ ̹̞̤f̶͙̝̞̗i̪̪͇n̟͎̩̩̪e̡̤̰. ̙͓̳ ͙͙̳̻̠̀S̱̰͉e͔͘e̗͍̝̳͕̠̠?̛̳̪̫͚

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2013 02:32:07 No.13083853 Report

Quoted By:

>Genesect

Probably taste like lobster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2013 03:47:56 No.13084704 Report

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>>13074976
It'd taste like turtle meat, but the catch would be that it would always taste as though it were cooked in a wood stove and marinaded in several different kinds of berry juices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2013 03:49:40 No.13084727 Report

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I would eat a Pikachalupa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2013 06:38:11 No.13085901 Report

Quoted By:

>>13074899
mmm roast gyarados for a whole year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2013 08:23:53 No.13086596 Report

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What the fuck would an Infernape taste like?
I always imagined monkey tasting like however humans taste.

But the meat would be so fucking lean its unbelievable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2013 08:43:01 No.13086717 Report

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Ho-Oh would taste like chicken or turkey and give me eternal happiness

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2013 20:05:36 No.13091414 Report

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>>13074899
Roasted Zapdos sounds delicious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 21 Jul 2013 20:09:00 No.13091453 Report

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Shedinja shell stew.

Sure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 01:05:41 No.13094762 Report

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Delicious talonflame

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 01:42:58 No.13095124 Report

Quoted By: >>13095169

>fried squirrell
im not ok with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 01:46:15 No.13095151 Report

Quoted By:

>>13074976
massive cut of the best of turtle meat
natural vegitation topping
would eat

my favorite however is bronzong and i cant imagine how that works
i would totally eat some soup from an umop apisdn bronzong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 01:47:35 No.13095169 Report

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>>13095124

it's been done for that squirrell overpopulation thing in london or wherever it was

too lazy to google it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 02:16:49 No.13095470 Report

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>>13079809
What, you like yours well done?
What are ya, some kind of faggot?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 07:25:04 No.13098235 Report

Quoted By: >>13098754

>Crobat
Eating any Poison type would be bad news. And I can't imagine bat meat is any good anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 08:12:16 No.13098481 Report

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Dinosaur rabbit ragout? Sorry Nidoking, I totally would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2013 09:03:14 No.13098754 Report

Quoted By:

>>13098235
Bat meat causes dementia.

>>13079585
Starfish meat doesn't really taste like much.

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