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I apologize in advance, but I've gotta talk about this. I'm seriously happy right now. I know this sounds like bullshit, so again, I apologize.>Have girlfriend who is also my best friend >We show each other our interests and stuff >She's really into Lord of the Rings, so she's showing me that >I'm really into Pokémon, so that's what I'm showing her >When she was a kid, her parents were the "POKÉMON IS THE DEVIL" type and would never let her play >She was also homeschooled, so there were no classic playground rumors and such. >She always wanted to join in Pokémania, but she missed out, and now feels like it's too late for her to join >This deeply bothers her >She wants to play all of the games, tried emulating, but it's really just not the same >Today, we're going to replace the batteries in my Red and Blue versions and dust off my old Game Boy Colors and start files together >We're gonna play through every game together, trading and battling >She even wanted to start with Red and Blue, not the remakes, so she could see the gameplay develop also >She's a true blue Pokémaniac at heart, but never had a chance to really do it >We're doing it together >I get to watch as the person I love most in the world experiences the entire Pokémon series for the first time I can't even handle how perfect this is, you guys. Sorry for >OP's personal diary
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It's cool OP. I like shit like this. Have fun. I just replaced the battery in my Gold, starting fresh. Got another 15 years in it now. You're lucky your GF plays Pokemon with you, mine still thinks I'm kind of a creep because I play it. Oh well. She's one of those "dumb" facebook girls, but fuck she's not bad looking. The relationship itself probably won't last tho.
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>>13089160 Grats, OP. Are ya'll going to play the remakes also?
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>>13089188 Absolutely! We're doing every game, probably a few spin-offs too. Mystery Dungeon comes to mind.
>>13089191 Dude, you know it. We're unofficially engaged.
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Wake up, OP. Wake up.
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>>13089207 Including the N64 and Gamecube games?
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>>13089222 I figure we'll tackle the Stadiums after we finish their respective games, yeah. Can't wait to show her Collosseum and Gale of Darkness.
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>>13089160 She sounds really ugly.
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>>13089236 There it is. Surprised it took this long.
Activating name field. I didn't really expect anyone to care. Ask me anything, I suppose?
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>>13089277 How bad is (s)he?
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>>13089160 >have girlfriend stopped reading there
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>>13089274 Incorrect, sir. I won't be posting any pictures, but you are unequivocally incorrect.
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Nice to know that, OP. Does she like anal?
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Just got the batteries in my Silver, Red, and TCG games replaced. Man, Johto is the shit.Congrats, OP.
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OP, the things you made me feel with that. I don't care dammit that was touching, enjoy the comming experience with her, it sounds like a shit ton of fun
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>>13089160 congratz OP
c:
my story is similar
>I grew up only playing in emulators because my parents are agains gaming, so they never spent a single coin in any console/game >get boyfriend >boyfriend have that first red gameboy in perfect conditions, but never played a single pokemon game (but allways found pokemon interesting) >one good friend had 2 gameboy colors and decides to give me one so I can finally play a real game and not on an emulator >i buy blu for him, crystal for me >we have lots of fun playing together (even if the trading between blu and crystal is limited, but I could evolve his kadabra c: ) >he eventually starts loving pokemon as much as I was >X and Y is annouced >I'm super hyped because new pogeymanz >I drag him into the hype, he likes a lot of the new pokes >he gets me a 3ds for birthday so I can play Y when it releases, >I have my own money now i get a copy of SS, my favorite (also, r4 for all the other games i still cant buy) >we agree to get him a 3ds and X so we can fresh start together a game >best feelings to share pokemons experience with the person you love ~ >cant be more hyped to X and Y OP
>>13089288 I know no one's gonna believe me, I barely believe it myself. But there's nothing wrong. I seriously found the perfect woman.
>>13089300 Haven't tried, but she's interested.
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>>13089333 I meant at pokemon.
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>>13089333 So she is interested in anal but you haven't tried it...
Do you like having sex with girls?
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>>13089160 >Have girlfriend OP
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>>13089339 Oh, gotcha. She's actually a natural. She's memorizing the type matchups and learning the effects of moves, and she even waited to evolve a Nidorino until she was sure it had the moves she wanted.
>>13089346 Nothing wrong with taking things slowly, man. We've got the entire rest of our lives for that stuff.
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>have girlfriend Calm down guys, he might be rich or have a big penis.
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>>13089419 OR, dare I say agood personality, but that's not possible for someone on /vp/.
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>>13089419 Well...I'm not rich.
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>>13089431 women don't care about that
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That's nice op. My girlfriend of 4 years (we are getting married next year) doesn't give a shit about pokemon and hates rpg games, unfortunately. Also, anal is awesome.
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>>13089431 A good personality won't get you bitches.
Treating them like shit will get you in bed with them quicker.
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I bet you're both fat and ugly but you think you have the perfect relationship so I guess thats alright then
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Fake and homosexual.
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>>13089436 >isn't rich Have fun posting on /vp/ while your gf fucks her her rich lover on the side.
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>>13089446 Yes we do you ignorant shit head
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>>13089472 Confirmed for virgin beta neckbeard
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>>13089472 A good personality gets you a good relationship. Just saying, quality is way better than quantity here.
>>13089493 I'm like 140 pounds, she's maybe 115. Nice try.
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>>13089559 >has never picked up chicks at a night club Anonymous
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>>13089566 >good relationship Not everyone is looking for a long term relationship.
Having fuck buddies is better for me.
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>>13089575 >Picking up random meaningless women at nightclubs Anonymous
>>13089575 Why would I when I have a girlfriend?
>inb4 fat girlfriend >inb4 ugly girlfriend >inb4 op can't inb4 >inb4 any other sort of meaningless insult >>13089603 Good on you OP, and congrats on finding a woman worth your time.
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>>13089551 if you're a woman and you're on here you're not really that great to begin with
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>>13089603 >not having fun while you're still young Anonymous
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>>13089612 >girlfriend Because there are things your girlfriend won't do that random chicks will.
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>>13089626 Yes, because having a vagina and liking pokemon automatically makes me terrible, fat, ugly, etc.
Please, continue to insult me because I enjoy a certain franchise. It really, truly bothers me.
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>>13089551 >woman that looks good >woman that cares about personality pick one
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>>13089653 Post weight.
If you don't, we're assuming you look like this.
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>>13089566 Doesnt leave out the ugly part lol
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that's very cute, OP, i'm really happy for you
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>>13089653 these days, people can be a woman without a vagina.
apparently.
i've seen men with implants on the beach with no top on. my penis had to go through therapy.
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Do you hate your girlfriend? Why would you start her off with the worst games in the series? Way to go, OP. She's going to be bored out of her mind while you get off on this imaginary fairytale of her liking what you like. If you wanted her to dig it, you should've started with Black 2 or White 2.
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>>13089626 >all women with interest in gaming are fat you could not be more retarded if you tried
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Is her name Alexi?
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>>13089715 >>13089653 >implying he meant Pokemon and not 4chan in general Anonymous
>>13089715 >Not posting a pic You sure proved him wrong
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>>13089715 >ctrl+f >fat >not found It sounds like you're the retard here for automatically associating 'fat' with 'not that great'
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>>13089723 I agree with him and I am 23, R/B are dated garbage, give her the gba remakes.
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>>13089758 R/B/Y have music 10 thousands time better than FR LG.
The overworld and sprites look better in Yellow than in FR LG.
>old games are shit. Only new games are cool >Why play the original SMB when you can play the shitty SMB of the SNES This is how you look like.
BTW, those games are still the most sold ones of the franchise. And the ones that got more people into pokemon
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>>13089324 >enjoy the comming experience with her Now really, if she was putting out do you think they'd be playing Pokemon all day? OP confirmed for blue balls.
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>>13089707 >She even wanted to start with Red and Blue, not the remakes, so she could see the gameplay develop also >so she could see the gameplay develop also Anonymous
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>>13089653 >>13089696 She looks like that.
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>>13089696 If I posted I was 105 I'd still be called fat, so what's the point? Just assume I look like that to make yourselves feel better.
>>13089752 In fact, I'll post a pic if he does.
(Which he won't)
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So cute. OP thinks a lasting relationship will surface from the fact that the bitch enjoys Pokemon. The innocence of youth. Enjoy that shit while it lasts OP, you'll soon learn how relationships are hell, marriage is awful, and divorce is just a pain in the fucking ass. Then you'll learn never to get involved again.
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>>13089786 Selling a lot does not make things good. the games mechanics are highly outdated now
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>>13089786 The most sold games are black and white you fucking autist.
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Can't any of you assholes just be happy for OP? I mean seriously, fuck.
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>>13089830 This.
I'm only 20 and I've learned this years ago.
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>>13089821 >In fact, I'll post a pic if he does. Anonymous
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That sounds nice for you OP
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>>13089867 inb4 any insults because everyone knows I'll get them because of the assholes on this site.
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>>13089902 You realize the pic you're replying to is a pic of Joe Serebii yes?
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>>13089915 If that's true then I was right anyway.
Oh well.
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>>13089902 I didn't read the entire thread, why are people posting pics of douchebags and whores? Who are these people supposed to be?
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My girlfriend is a gamer girl genwunner. I've been dating her for a year and pokemon has been the only thing we've argued about, but I've been slowly getting her to try the newer games. When she was playing emerald for the first time, that's when I realized she had never played a pokemon game before. This personality type bothers me so fucking much but she's a 9/10 and I think I can convert her, so we'll see.
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>>13089942 Long story short:
>OP posts cute story >Betas bitch and insult him >Various people stick up for him >Girl does as well >People start insulting her >She says she'll post a pic if the guy insulting her does >He does (?) >She does >People still can just be fucking happy for OP because they're too bitter about their own lives Anonymous
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>>13089990 Thank you kind sir.
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>>13089990 >People still can just be fucking happy for OP because they're too bitter about their own lives I think it's mostly because instead of opening up a blog or posting this on facebook, the faggot goes to 4chan and posts his shit lie like if the people here care.
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>>13090028 >Confirmed for bitter beta And maybe he just prefers 4chan to the other websites? Holy fuck what a possibility.
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>>13090043 Except 4chan isn't a fucking diary for him to write about his silly life.
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>>13090028 Maybe some of us aren't completely heartless and enjoy a story like this now and again
Maybe you're the problem in this thread
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>>13090052 It isn't a diary he was sharing a story. People do it all the fucking time. Damn you must have a sad life if a story if something that upsets you, regardless of whether or not it's true.
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>>13090065 >ABLOO ABLOO, NO STORIES ON MY 4CHANS, I DECIDE WHAT PEOPLE CAN LIKE, ABLOO ABLOO Anonymous
OP
Fun thread, guys. I'm gonna go hang out with her now and get the games fixed. Later.
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>>13090107 seriously though, im happy for you man
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>>13089867 You're not Serebii Joe.
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>>13089637 It looks like he's having plenty of fun, though