Why do the JIDF paid shills on this board support the unamerican "Pokémon" of gens III-VI so vehemently while bashing the original (highly American) 251 Pokémon? What is Israel's stake in this? Did Israel pay the Japanese communists to design unamerican communistic Pokémon to brainwash American youth into fighting for Israel? /vp/, allow me to help you to identify and denounce these paid shills who have heavily infiltrated this board. They may claim to be Pokémon fans like you or me, but they are NOT your friend. An anonymous poster may be a paid shill of the JIDF if he:

>claims that anything after the original 251 is still Pokémon
>says that he enjoys all of the gens
>maintains that Hoenn is his favorite region
>claims he has purchased a Nintendo 3DS device to play the new highly unamerican games "Pokémon X & Y"
>posts degenerate threads about Gardevoir or Lopunny waifu, or in "Pokégirl" child pornography threads
>enjoys any of the new, highly unamerican "Pokémon" games introduced from gen III onward
>thinks that gen II is the worst of all gens despite all objective peer-reviewed studies that prove the contrary
>propagates images of the disgusting pedophilic Pokémon of the current generation
>claims he is excited for the introduction of "fairies" in the new games and feels that this is an important victory for gay rights
>makes outrageous claims about how the gen I and II games promoted the patriarchy and they were racist, misogynistic, or capitalist.

Now, my fellow /vp/oreons, I have armed you that you may confront the depraved and effeminate JIDF shills for yourselves. Keep in mind all that I have taught you of their tactics, and do not hesitate to out them and denounce them for what they are when you recognize them on this board. Let's fight to keep this board free of their perversions and to maintain the original intent of the founding fathers of /vp/: that we could discuss the wholesome Pokémon games released before the year 2002 in perpetuity.