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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:31:50 No.13126367 View View Reply Original Report

If this thing is a fire flying

Its probably going to be minimaxxed to fuck because of double super effective.

Its got "v"s on it like a rank in the air forces,
Will this thing use steel attacks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:34:14 No.13126382 Report

Quoted By: >>13126409

It will be able to use Steel Wing just like every other bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:34:58 No.13126389 Report

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>because of double super effective.

you make no sense. Go to bed, or kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:38:14 No.13126409 Report

Quoted By: >>13126424 >>13126428 >>13126431 >>13126469

>>13126382
>It will be able to use Steel Wing just like every other bird.
What is Blaziken
What is Golduck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:38:42 No.13126412 Report

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>if

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:40:34 No.13126424 Report

Quoted By: >>13126497 >>13126508

>>13126409
Golduck isn't a bird, and blaziken doesn't have wings at all.
GEE I WONDER WHY THEY DONT GET STEEL WING

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:40:42 No.13126425 Report

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It'll compete perfectly fine save for against Stealth Rock abusers. So enjoy it in game, but forget about the competitive scene. Same goes for any Fire/Bug/Flying/Ice combo really.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:41:00 No.13126428 Report

Quoted By: >>13126487

>>13126409

>Implying bipedal land creatures with no wings are birds

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:41:11 No.13126431 Report

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>>13126409

Neither of them have wings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:45:41 No.13126469 Report

Quoted By: >>13126578

>>13126409
>What is Blaziken
>What is Golduck
Balziken is a mix of Blaze from street of rage and Ken from street fighter. Blaze had a great kick play and Ken is known for his fire attacks.
Golduck is gold + puck , in reference of the gold puck it holds in its mouth.
None are bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:48:02 No.13126487 Report

Quoted By: >>13126553

>>13126428
>implying wings are what make a bird a bird
Feathers are what make a bird a bird.
Blaziken has feathers, therefore it's a bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:48:52 No.13126497 Report

Quoted By: >>13126804 >>13128819

>>13126424
>Golduck isn't a bird
Wat
Also
>Pokemon without arms using punch/scratch
>Land based pokemon using aerial ace
>Pokemon that have no business knowing harden being able to harden
>Metapod used tackle
Etc.

BXL

BXL Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:50:03 No.13126508 Report

Quoted By: >>13126532 >>13129823

>>13126424
stop arguing that golDUCK doesnt have at least something bird about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:53:13 No.13126532 Report

Quoted By: >>13126550 >>13126566 >>13129599

>>13126508
>implying platipus are birds
>implying birds invented beaks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:54:45 No.13126550 Report

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>>13126532
>Implying platapy don't have pouches
>Implying Misty didn't refer to Psyduck as a "dumb duck" on several occasions
>Implying a duck evolves into a platypus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:55:06 No.13126553 Report

Quoted By: >>13126560 >>13126599

>>13126487
velociraptors had feathers, does that make it a bird?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:55:33 No.13126557 Report

Quoted By: >>13126605

Am I the only one excited to see the evolution of this fucker ? He's definitely a bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:56:28 No.13126560 Report

Quoted By: >>13126593

>>13126553
You realize birds evolved from dinosaurs like raptors and archeopteryx right?

BXL

BXL Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:56:58 No.13126566 Report

Quoted By: >>13127356

>>13126532
psyDUCK and golDUCK don't look too much like a platypus. besides, they have duck in the name. there species name for both is "duck pokemon"

they are ducks, if they were platypus i can guaratee that GF would have given them some poison moves.

BXL

BXL Wed 24 Jul 2013 19:58:57 No.13126578 Report

Quoted By: >>13126631 >>13129992

>>13126469
you are so wrong wtf...

Blaziken is Blaze + Chicken

Golduck is Gold+Duck

psyduck and golducks name are swapped for whatever reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:00:14 No.13126591 Report

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>>13126367
TalonFlame will be the next Charizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:00:31 No.13126593 Report

Quoted By: >>13126601 >>13126608

>>13126560
yes, but was the velociraptor a fucking bird?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:01:28 No.13126599 Report

Quoted By: >>13126608 >>13126626 >>13126676 >>13129622

>>13126553
Yes. They are early birds. Birds evolved from them.
As a matter of fact, the chicken is a direct descendant of the t rex.

BXL

BXL Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:01:33 No.13126601 Report

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>>13126593
arguably its just an ancient bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:01:49 No.13126605 Report

Quoted By:

>>13126557
i think it will be 2 stage. like in gen II and III. And I too if you count Fearow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:02:11 No.13126608 Report

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>>13126593
see
>>13126599

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:03:21 No.13126626 Report

Quoted By: >>13126637 >>13126640 >>13126646 >>13126662

>>13126599
>people literally claiming fishes are birds.
There's a limit when ironic shitposting is just shitposting and you crossed it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:03:34 No.13126631 Report

Quoted By: >>13126640

>>13126578
I have to assume this was a decision made by Nintendo of America's translation team since they knew psyduck would be a big part of the anime and "Psy-yaiyai" (like the Spanish "ayayai") works a lot better as a catch phrase than "Gol-lolol"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:03:53 No.13126637 Report

Quoted By: >>13126694

>>13126626
>fishes are birds
wat?

BXL

BXL Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:04:21 No.13126640 Report

Quoted By:

>>13126631
makes sense.

>>13126626
>Velociraptors
>fish

what dude?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:05:48 No.13126646 Report

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>>13126626
nucka just went full retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:07:28 No.13126662 Report

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>>13126626

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:09:32 No.13126676 Report

Quoted By: >>13126700

>>13126599
just because they evolved into something doesn't make a velociraptor or a T-rex a fucking bird
that's like saying ancient primates are all homo sapiens, "because they evolved to it"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:11:33 No.13126694 Report

Quoted By: >>13126707

>>13126637
>being ancestor of XXX means you are XXX
Enjoy your logical error back to amino acids are birds too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:12:23 No.13126700 Report

Quoted By: >>13126712

>>13126676
>comparing homo sapien, a single species, to birds, an entire class
do you even biology?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:13:29 No.13126707 Report

Quoted By: >>13126851

>>13126694
>attacks authority of writer
>provides no counterargument

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:14:17 No.13126712 Report

Quoted By: >>13126755

>>13126700
you just defended the claim that T-rex and velociraptors were birds
shut the fuck up

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:18:57 No.13126755 Report

Quoted By: >>13126792 >>13126829 >>13126880

>>13126712
early birds
If they're not birds, what are they?
>inb4 dinosaurs
Dinosaur can mean any ancient creature (fish, bird, etc.) from the Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous period.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:22:10 No.13126792 Report

Quoted By: >>13126829 >>13126839 >>13126862

>>13126755
no it cant
Dinosaur refers to ancient reptiles and literally means "terrible lizard"
PLesiosaur is ancient fish etc.
Pterosaur is the flying ones

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:22:58 No.13126804 Report

Quoted By: >>13126930 >>13128843

>>13126497
when are you fucktards gonna learn that sucker punch is not a fucking punch but instead it means surprise attack
and diglet can learn scratch because he is a fucking mole

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:24:49 No.13126829 Report

Quoted By:

>>13126755
>>13126792
>Dinosaur can mean any ancient creature (fish, bird, etc.) from the Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous period.
>PLesiosaur is ancient fish etc.
Just stop talking about things you obviously don't know, it will be better for everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:25:56 No.13126839 Report

Quoted By:

>>13126792
Under phylogenetic taxonomy, dinosaurs are defined as the group consisting of Triceratops, Neornithes (modern birds), their most recent common ancestor, and all descendants.
Birds, like chickens and sparrows, and their ancestors, like t rex and velociraptor, are dinosaurs.
So yes, velociraptor is a bird, though it's not a modern bird like a turkey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:26:29 No.13126851 Report

Quoted By: >>13126874

>>13126707
>get told like a bitch
>pretend blindness

You sound 12 as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:27:38 No.13126862 Report

Quoted By:

>>13126792
>plesiosaur
>fish
Are you retarded? Plesiosaur was a reptile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:28:29 No.13126874 Report

Quoted By:

>>13126851
>calls other 12
>sages
Your newfag is showing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:28:31 No.13126875 Report

Quoted By: >>13126901

so what I want to know, could a velociraptor use steel wing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:28:57 No.13126880 Report

Quoted By:

>>13126755
Ok I really want to support your claim but I can't do that when you're being fucking stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:30:29 No.13126901 Report

Quoted By:

>>13126875
By real life logic, no.
With pokemon logic, yes. Hell if wooper can use ice punch, i'd be surprised if a velociraptor couldn't use steel wing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:32:54 No.13126930 Report

Quoted By:

>>13126804
Nobody mentioned sucker punch. Stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:47:11 No.13127057 Report

Quoted By:

Remember when this post was about Talonflame? Me neither.

>i love /vp/, so random, so angry, so smart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:14:44 No.13127288 Report

Quoted By: >>13127435 >>13128181

Has no one said that Golduck is a fucking Kappa? Seriously. It's not a fucking bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:21:12 No.13127356 Report

Quoted By:

>>13126566
>psyDUCK and golDUCK don't look too much like a platypus

you're absolutely right. they totally look like birds

10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:28:03 No.13127435 Report

Quoted By: >>13127900

>>13127288
>thinking golduck is a kappa

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:06:48 No.13127900 Report

Quoted By: >>13128004

>>13127435
>Thinking it isn't a kappa.
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:16:05 No.13128004 Report

Quoted By: >>13128057 >>13128405

>>13127900
It's a duck-billed platypus

Lombre is a kappa

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:20:36 No.13128055 Report

Quoted By:

>seriously thinking golduck isn't a duck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:20:41 No.13128057 Report

Quoted By: >>13128111 >>13128135 >>13128168 >>13128405

>>13128004
Why can't it be a Platypus AND a Kappa?

Just because Lotad's line is supposed to be Kappas doesn't mean that Psyduck's can't be too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:25:35 No.13128111 Report

Quoted By: >>13128405

>>13128057
Its not that it "can't be"

its simply because it is not. Just arbitrarily putting a label on every human shaped pokemon does not mean that is what they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:27:32 No.13128135 Report

Quoted By: >>13128164 >>13128174 >>13128405

>>13128057
>psyduck
>golduck
>DUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:29:57 No.13128164 Report

Quoted By: >>13128193

>>13128135
Duck as in crouch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:30:10 No.13128168 Report

Quoted By: >>13128966

>>13128057
>Just because Lotad's line is supposed to be Kappas doesn't mean that Psyduck's can't be too.

Just because Squirtle's line is supposed to be turtles doesn't mean that Mudkip's can't be too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:30:35 No.13128174 Report

Quoted By:

>>13128135
And yet it isn't a bird

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:31:02 No.13128181 Report

Quoted By: >>13128405

>>13127288
>Golduck is a fucking Kappa
wot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:31:44 No.13128193 Report

Quoted By:

>>13128164
wat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:49:57 No.13128405 Report

Quoted By:

>>13128004
>>13128057
>>13128111
>>13128135
>>13128181

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 23:23:23 No.13128819 Report

Quoted By:

>>13126497
aerial ace was just translated poorly and has nothing to do with flight

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 23:25:48 No.13128843 Report

Quoted By:

>>13126804
>what is Ghastly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 23:37:48 No.13128966 Report

Quoted By:

>>13128168
this is the dumbest argument i have ever read

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 00:29:59 No.13129599 Report

Quoted By:

>>13126532
Why would golduck have a pouch visible? The pouch on a platypus isn't visible.
They might be ducklike too, but they sure as fuck aren't just ducks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 00:31:20 No.13129622 Report

Quoted By: >>13129778

>>13126599
People need to stop claiming that.
T-rex went extinct. It has no decendents.
Chickens and all other birds came from the small therapods, and are mostly unrelated to the big therapods.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 00:33:28 No.13129660 Report

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>fire/flying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 00:45:34 No.13129778 Report

Quoted By: >>13130051 >>13130972

>>13129622
>T-rex went extinct. It has no decendents.
Do you even science?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 00:49:23 No.13129823 Report

Quoted By:

>>13126508
Golduck is a kappa/platapi

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:02:32 No.13129992 Report

Quoted By:

>>13126578
>thatsthejoke.png

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:07:01 No.13130051 Report

Quoted By: >>13130109

>>13129778
If anyone ever creates a time machine in our lifetime I'm going to use it to go back and see if a T-Rex tastes like chicken

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:11:15 No.13130109 Report

Quoted By: >>13130119 >>13130155

>>13130051
Probably will taste like Ostrich. Ostrich tissue is very similar to a sample of T rex tissue that was recovered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:12:12 No.13130119 Report

Quoted By: >>13130133

>>13130109
What if an Ostrich tastes like chicken?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:13:02 No.13130133 Report

Quoted By:

>>13130119
Then fuck me up the ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:15:03 No.13130155 Report

Quoted By: >>13130174

>>13130109
>a sample of T rex tissue that was recovered
Tissue doesn't last 65 million fucking years

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:16:20 No.13130174 Report

Quoted By: >>13130231 >>13130295

>>13130155
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/03/0324_050324_trexsofttissue.html

Yes it can, and it has.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:20:17 No.13130231 Report

Quoted By: >>13130319

>>13130174
Fuck me sideways with a baseball bat, it has
Sorry for doubting you, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:25:46 No.13130295 Report

Quoted By: >>13130345 >>13130353 >>13130360

>>13130174

So how close are we to getting a Jurassic Park?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:26:48 No.13130319 Report

Quoted By:

>>13130231
Yep. And the structures in the t-rex tissue bear a great resemblance to ostrich blood cells and vessels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:27:44 No.13130345 Report

Quoted By:

>>13130295
Pretty close. In a few years we may be able to clone real life Tyranitar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:28:02 No.13130353 Report

Quoted By: >>13130411

>>13130295
Pretty damn close. Maybe not with dinosaurs, but two extinct species have already been cloned, and there's a location all ready to house the woolly mammoths that will be in the near future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:28:12 No.13130360 Report

Quoted By:

>>13130295
about three years dev time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:30:15 No.13130411 Report

Quoted By: >>13130440 >>13130515

>>13130353
>two extinct species have already been cloned
Which two extinct species would that be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:32:06 No.13130440 Report

Quoted By: >>13130499 >>13130743 >>13130776

>>13130411
Trilobite and Neanderthal

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:35:54 No.13130499 Report

Quoted By:

>>13130440
They've cloned Trilobites? And NEANDERTHALS?
Man, I want a pet Trilobite now.
Also, NEANDERTHALS?
I wonder if we could teach them to talk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:36:51 No.13130515 Report

Quoted By: >>13130547

>>13130411
Pyrenean Ibex and Gastric-brooding Frog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:38:51 No.13130547 Report

Quoted By: >>13130796

>>13130515
Oh, well in that case, what a disappointment.
I mean, it's great, but damn I wanted a trilobite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:50:26 No.13130743 Report

Quoted By: >>13130759

>>13130440
wait

We have trilobites again?

Link?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:51:27 No.13130759 Report

Quoted By:

>>13130743
He's lying, it's the ibex and frog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:52:31 No.13130776 Report

Quoted By:

>>13130440
0/10
For the record, trilobites can never be cloned. The DNA is gone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:53:26 No.13130796 Report

Quoted By:

>>13130547
Yeah, not as exciting as you'd hope. They are working on cloning mammoths though, which is a bit more exciting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 02:05:36 No.13130972 Report

Quoted By:

>>13129778
Relatives=/= descendants, lrn2science
T-rex does not have any living descendants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 16:12:34 No.13137605 Report

Quoted By:

>>13126367
Slap on close combat, give it rock head or magic guard and 115 Att and 125 Spe.
Or it could get huge power and allocate those other stats to make it more durable.

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