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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:26:39 No.13126854 View View Reply Original Report

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ITT:We post part of a Bulbapedia Description of a Favorite Pokemon. BUT, Use Gizoogle.
Pic related, It's my face when reading this.
>Within tha arm-like extensions is nuff muthafuckin rounded portions, of which, like Reunicluss "ears", seem ta be "floating", wit tha farthermost shapes, colored yellow n' then red, bein most spherical. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:29:55 No.13126890 Report

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Yo, shedinjaz body is based on a cold-ass lil cicadaz shed exoskeleton. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Therefore, its body is straight-up hollow (it possesses no internal organs). Da shell consistz of chitin n' is entirely incapable of movement fo' realz. As it is tha shed shell of a gangbangin' straight-up pimped Ninjask, it has a similar shape ta tha latter n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shedinjaz entire body is brown up in color; tha abdomen iz of a thugged-out darker shade. There is four protrusions where Ninjaskz limbs was growing. What appears ta be its eyes is straight-up slits; like formerly fo' tha Ninjask tha shell housed ta look all up in cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shedinja has one pair of what tha fuck step tha fuck up ta be tattered "wings" on its back, which is straight-up where tha exoskeleton was torn by Ninjask ta break free of tha shell. Between its "wings" there be a hole, outta which tha Ninjask escaped. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Each "wing" divides tha fuck into three smalla pieces. These "wings" straight-up don't big-ass up any function, as Shedinjaz body is immobile n' levitates. Two horizontal lines circle its abdomen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. A white halo constantly floats above its head.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:31:30 No.13126912 Report

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OP why did you use an EPIC FUNNY MAY MAY for your image?

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:32:27 No.13126924 Report

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>>13126912
Don't bullshit us with that.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:32:53 No.13126929 Report

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>Reaction Image
>EPIC FUNNY MAY MAY
This is bait.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:34:06 No.13126945 Report

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I found this funny enough to share.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:36:55 No.13126973 Report

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>Crobat has a purple body as opposed ta tha blue body its pre-evolutions had. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!
>Crobat has a stubby pair of feet, n' has pimped a second pair of wings wit greenish-blue undersides n' two stubby 'fingers'.
>Crobat's pointed ears is long, n' step tha fuck up ta lack ear insides.
>Crobat's grill is smalla up in comparison ta Golbat's, n' it appears ta have its teeth constantly bared. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:39:22 No.13126999 Report

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:41:49 No.13127023 Report

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Magmar is known ta be tireless, "savage n' intelligent" Pokemon dat is prone ta unprovoked violins n' wily treachery, vengeful n' jealous by nature. Magmar is reported as bein straight-up swift n' alacritous up in high temperatures, n' rather dopey n' sluggish up in colda environments, similarly ta a cold-ass lil cold-blooded animal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Because it hates cold places, dis Pokemon typically resides up in n' round actizzle volcanoes. Magmar also seems ta be able heal its woundz by "dippin its wound tha fuck into lava" yo. Hardly submissive, dis restless Pokemon has even been known ta alter unfavorably wintry surroundings rockin its Fire-type powers. In areas it findz too frigid, Magmar will spit scorchin flames bout ta warm up tha area n' establish a environment wit a mo' conflagrant ambience. In battle, if Magmar is clearly dominant, it "blows up intense flames from all over its body" as ta intimidate its foes. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat a outmatched Magmar will quickly retreat, rockin its fiery camouflage n' its "wavering, ripplin glare" ta blend tha fuck into any present fires.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:45:17 No.13127044 Report

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Golurk resemblez a suit of armor possessed by a pimp. Well shiiiit, it is mainly teal up in color. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Well shiiiit, it has a lil' small-ass head compared ta its body, n' big-ass banglez on all its limbs. There be also a cold-ass lil crack across tha chest of tha armor which is patched diagonally up in tha opposite orientation which resemblez a funky-ass belt. Well shiiiit, it has a cold-ass lil crystal-like formation on its shoulders. Well shiiiit, it has a Roman-armor-like "skirt" n' flat feet beneath. Its eyes is pale yellow, as is spirals on its shouldaz n' hands.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:46:21 No.13127050 Report

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Mawile is short yellow n' black Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Their hairy-ass legs have yellow coverings dat give tha appearizzle of a thugged-out dress or bellbottom pants, n' they feet n' arms is black. Their most hyped feature, though, be a pair of huge, black, toothy, jaw-like horns wit a yellow spot on its surface dat grow from tha backz of they heads. They is able ta open n' close these jaws at will n' use dem ta bite or ward off potential threats, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Mawile also has droopin black extensions from tha sidez of its head which can be presumed ta be ears n' red eyes.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:47:45 No.13127060 Report

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Yo, sandslash be a tailed bipedal, ground-dwellin pholidote notable fo' its bitch ass n' defensive capabilities. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Its body is mostly covered up in sharp quills formed from its tough, dry hide. Well shiiiit, it has two big-ass claws on its paws n' Nikes. Well shiiiit, it can curl tha fuck into a big-ass bizzle ta protect its underbelly, n' up in dis posizzle it can roll ta attack or escape. Its primary weapon is tha big-ass claws on its paws, which can be used ta slash at enemies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Da claws is also useful fo' burrowin quickly n' can sometimes be poisoned. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Its claws n' spikes can both break off n' is shed regularly yo, but grow back doggystyle.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:49:57 No.13127068 Report

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>>13127060
Go away diglet

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:51:45 No.13127083 Report

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Gardevoir can sense tha vibe of playas n' other Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it can also see tha future clearly. Gardevoir has tha psychokinetic juice ta distort tha dimensions n' create a lil' small-ass black hole, up in order ta protect its Trainer n' shiznit fo' realz. Apparently, Gardevoir do not feel tha pull of gravitizzle cuz it supports itself wit psycho juice n' shit. Well shiiiit, it also has tha juice ta teleport. In addizzle ta Psychic-type moves, Gardevoir can also learn movez of a variety of types, like fuckin Energy Ball, Thunderbolt, Focus Blast, Shadow Ball, n' Charge Beam fo' realz. As a gangbangin' straight-up evolved Pokémon it can also learn Hyper Beam n' Giga Impact.

I-I can't... I don't even... What?

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:55:04 No.13127110 Report

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>>13127083
It was made by Snoop Dogg.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:58:54 No.13127136 Report

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Scolipede be a cold-ass lil centipede-like Pokemon, wit bright magenta coloration interspersed wit purple rings spaced evenly along its segmented upper body. Its horns, extendin from its head up in a similar way ta antennae, is long n' slightly twisted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Purple bandin decorates its horns, as well as its similarly-shaped dual tails. Well shiiiit, it has four pairz of purple-tipped forelegs, capable of injectin poison. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Its hairy-ass legs further down its body is longer, wit curved black patterns n' black tippin on tha extremitizzlez of tha limb.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:59:07 No.13127138 Report

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Excadrill be a thugged-out dark-colored, bipedal mole-like Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it has a tapered, pink-tipped snout n' a white face. Well shiiiit, it has large, gray-colored, jagged features on its head n' forelimbs, which may be busted lyrics bout as lookin like axes. Excadrill game red diamond patternin on tha side of its head, forelimbs, n' legs, n' larger, stripe-like patternz of red on its underside. Well shiiiit, it has foldz on tha back of its neck, resemblin a hood.

I see 2 potential memes spouting out of this.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 20:59:43 No.13127144 Report

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Jynx strutts rhythmically, swayin n' bobbin its hips as if it was ridin' dirty. Its motions is so bouncingly alluring, playas seein it is compelled ta shake they hips without givin any thought ta what tha fuck they is bustin.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:00:32 No.13127151 Report

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>Double Crew
>After Yo Ass
>This Pokémon did not step tha fuck up durin Generation IV

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:01:28 No.13127161 Report

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>>13127138
Fo'get pic.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:01:52 No.13127164 Report

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Honchkrow is based on a crow or raven. Cuz of its bulkier, mo' bangin appearance, Honchkrow looks much mo' similar ta a raven than its pre-evolution do, n' it also bears a resemblizzle ta tha hooded crow. While Murkrow appears ta be based on witchez of westside folklore, Honchkrowz appearizzle is reminiscent of a crime boss, givin a freshly smoked up interpretation ta Murkrow as a gang member under it, n' havin a cold-ass lil crest dat resemblez a wide-brimmed fedora hat, a article of threadz often associated wit mobsters. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Honchkrowz tail do bear a resemblizzle ta a broom, which has long been connected wit witchcraft, n' its basebizzle cap n' beard like crests also give tha impression of a sorcerer or wizzle.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:05:16 No.13127198 Report

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>A cursed juice permeated tha stuffin of a gangbangin' finger-lickin' discarded n' forgotten plush doll, givin it freshly smoked up game as Banette. Da Pokémonz juice would escape if it was ta eva open its grill.

>One of Sirdz main Pokémon be a Banette, which she used up in her battle wit Silver ta take his ass tha fuck into custody on Giovanniz behalf fo' realz. Against its short fight against tha latterz Red Gyarados, it proved ta be a gangbangin' force ta be reckoned wit as it easily overpowered its opponent.

>Harley used a Banette against May up in tha Grand Gangbang durin Deceit n' Assist.

>A Banette is set ta step tha fuck up in BW137.

>It aint nuthin but no good... My fuckin grudge can't sustain itself...

Welp.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:06:41 No.13127214 Report

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>>13127151
I forgot
>Diet
>Main article: Pokémon chicken

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:08:42 No.13127242 Report

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>>13126854
Pansage is tha straight-up original gangsta of tha elemenstrual monkeys up in Nationizzle Pokédex order n' tha Grass-type of tha group. Well shiiiit, it evolves tha fuck into Simisage when exposed ta tha Leaf Stone. Pansage made its first appearizzle alongside Axew on toys pimpin back ta July 2010, makin it tha straight-up original gangsta of tha monkeys eva peeped by fans.
Pansage be a chronic colored monkey wit a tan colored face, arms, n' upper body. Well shiiiit, it has a tree-like formin on its head n' a pair of leaves on its tail. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simisage be a primate-like Pokémon dat is primarily chronic up in coloration. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it has a pointed, bush-like crest on its head similar ta a Pompadour n' broad ears ta tha sidez of dat shit. Well shiiiit, it has lil fluff on its shouldaz n' a thorny tail. Pansage is likely based on "Speak no Evil" from tha three wise monkeys motif.
As Grass types, Pansage n' Simisage is capable of peepin' various Grass-type moves like fuckin Seed Bomb, Leech Seed, n' even Grass Knot, n' is capable of havin Overgrow as they Hidden Ability. Pansagez leaves is known ta cure exhaustion n' Simisage attacks wit its thorny tail if angered.
Pansage can be obtained up in Pokémon Black n' White either as a gift Pokémon all up in tha Dreamyard if tha player chose Tepig as his or her starter, or via Rustlin Grass up in Pinwheel Forest or Lostlorn Forest. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometimes, Oran Berry or Occa Berry can be found on wild Pansage.
If tha playa picked Oshawott as his/her starter, then tha playa will grill against Cilan wit a Pansage up in tha Striaton Gym.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:10:25 No.13127254 Report

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Possibly da most thugged-out frequently implemented mobilitizzle of Forretress is its mobilitizzle ta freely move without tha use of limbs. This is done by spinning, bouncin n' likely rolling. It’s also possible dat like nuff Steel-type Pokémon, it aidz its movements wit electromagnetic waves, which would also explain its mobilitizzle ta float up in tha air fo' like some time.

What the hell?

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:11:18 No.13127260 Report

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Despite tha fall up in popularitizzle of hail crews, Walrein is nonetheless dunkadelic cuz it can switch tha fuck into any Chizzle Specs-boosted Ice-, Fire- or Water-type battle n' be fine. Encore be a pimped out supportin move, n' Walrein make pimpin use of dat shit. Encorin tha opponent tha fuck into a stat-boostin move can give another crewmate tha opportunitizzle ta set up, changin tha momentum of tha battle.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:11:21 No.13127262 Report

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At first glance, it might seem like Simisage has almost no advantages over other NU Grass-types, bein less bangin than some, like fuckin Exeggutor, n' slower than others like fuckin Serperior. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Simisage has useful tools dat help it preform up in tha NU tier n' make it worth rockin over other Grass-types fo' realz. A useful base 101 Speed n' access ta Nasty Plot make it a effectizzle sweeper, n' a gangbangin' fast Leaf Storm backed up by its decent Special Attack can straight-up put tha hurt on tha opponent. Well shiiiit, it also has access ta Focus Blast, which helps it git past Steel-type Pokemon, as well as beatin tha livin shiznit outta Sap Sipper Sawsbuck n' Miltank, which is immune ta Grass-type moves.

Despite this, Simisage has straight-up notable flaws beyond simply havin competition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Grass be a wack STAB ta have up in a metagame filled wit Pokemon dat resist it like fuckin Braviary, Vileplume, n' Skuntank. In addition, Simisage aint gonna be takin hits straight-up well, as it is pretty frail n' has a mediocre defensive typing. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat despite these drawbacks, if you have tha right support, Simisage be a Pokemon ta consider fo' yo' crew.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:14:14 No.13127285 Report

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Possessin four domes, Metagross be a mad wise Pokémon wit unmatched intelligence. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat it is known ta be a vicious predator-usin its weight, it traps its prey under its body n' devours em. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some is straight-up aggressive n' territorial of they cribs n' aint gonna hesitate ta battle intrudaz dat trespass.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:16:07 No.13127305 Report

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Cinccino be a gangbangin' furry, gray-colored chinchilla-like Pokemon, lookin like Minccino except fo' tha pure gray color n' long white fur. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Like Minccino, it still retains its big-ass ears, located ta tha sidez of its head, wit red insides kinda covered by tha aforementioned tuftz of fur. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Its eyes is big-ass n' brown, wit a small, rounded nose. Its limbs is somewhat rounded n' small, n' its tail is long, fluffy n' incredibly white up in color. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Well shiiiit, it also has two big-ass long fluffs on its head dat wrap round its back. Its long fur was what tha fuck Minccinoz tuft of fur below its neck has become long fur dat it uses as a scarf.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:16:22 No.13127306 Report

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:18:06 No.13127331 Report

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Wow, I suck. I didn't know linked to a thread automatically quoted OP. Copy the thread URL and paste it after http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:19:17 No.13127339 Report

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Espeon has pimped psychic powers cuz of a cold-ass lil combination of pimped out loyalty ta its Trainer n' sunlight, wit nuff muthafuckin signature special abilitizzles attributable ta its fine, sensitizzle fur. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. This straight-up fine fur, which has tha look n' feel of velvet, is so sensitive, dat as air currents pass all up in it, Espeon be able ta sense thangs like fuckin minute shifts up in tha air, n' predict chizzlez up in tha drizzle or tha opponentz next move.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:22:23 No.13127367 Report

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>>13127144

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:25:39 No.13127405 Report

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Thank you OP.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:27:57 No.13127434 Report

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Vaporeon is highly adapted ta aquatic game. Unlike its pre-evolution, it has tha mobilitizzle ta breathe underwater n' shiznit fo' realz. As stated previously, they gotz a unique molecular structure. They have tha mobilitizzle ta "melt" tha fuck into a funky-ass body of gin n juice n' disappear straight-up from view. They can also manipulate gin n juice molecules, givin dem tha mobilitizzle ta learn Water-type attacks they previous evolution could not. Vaporeon also have tha mobilitizzle ta strutt on gin n juice n' shit. Vaporeon can also glide up in tha air fo' moments cuz of its fins.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:30:29 No.13127463 Report

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>>13127083
>Psycho juice

Oh god lol

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:32:42 No.13127480 Report

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Zigzagoon be lookin like a lil' small-ass brown n' white/cream raccoon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Its bristly fur alternates up in layerz of cream n' brown, and, cuz of tha jagged outline, tha fur has a zigzag pattern, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Zigzagoon’s head is brown wit spiky ears n' a jagged muzzle. Well shiiiit, it also has a funky-ass black ‘mask’ pattern over its brown eyes n' a funky-ass black nose. Zigzagoon’s feet have three claws, tha forefeet colored cream n' tha hind feet brown, wit pink paw padz on tha underside. It also has a spiky, bristly brush tail. Da upper portion of Zigzagoonz grill is jagged up in outline, n' when Zigzagoonz grill is open, two fangs can be peeped on its lower jaw.

Rubbin its nozzle ta tha ground, Zigzagoon restlessly wandaz back n' forth up in search of somethang fo' realz. As Zigzagoon shows a interest up in every last muthafuckin thang it happens ta see, it always zigs n' zags, even leavin distinguishable zigzag footprints, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Zigzagoon also rubs its bristly back afro against trees ta leave territorial markings, n' may play dead ta fool foes up in battle. Like real-life muthafuckas, when thirsty it will lap up gin n juice wit its tongue.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:34:43 No.13127508 Report

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Masquerain is tha only Pokémon wit a funky-ass base stat total of 414.
Masquerain n' its pre-evolution is tha only Pokémon ta be up in both tha Bug n' Gin N Juice 1 Egg Groups.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:37:11 No.13127553 Report

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It has been holla'd dat you can't judge a funky-ass book by its cover yo, but Galvantula didn't seem ta git tha memo, cuz what tha fuck you peep is what tha fuck you git wit dis electrifyin arachnid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Sportin phat Special Attack n' Speed stats backed by a unique dual STAB, Galvantula be a potent special attacker n' shit. This potential is further reinforced by its ability, Compoundeyes, which grants it a gangbangin' fucked up 91% accurate Thunder n' shit. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat not unlike tha itsy bitsy spider, Galvantula be as dainty as they come, failin ta shrug off even resisted hits fo' realz. A weaknizz ta Stealth Rock compoundz this, often forcin it under tha rug fo' mo' self-sufficient Pokemon like Manectric. While there be a no denyin dis voltaic spiderz potential, it needz proper support ta truly shine.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:37:17 No.13127556 Report

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Physiology
Yo, slakin is large, bulky, ape-like Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Most of they fur is brown up in coloration, along wit tha semi-circle patternin encirclin they eyes yo, but they face, chest, handz n' feet is lighter up in color. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Their brows is thick n' jutting. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Slakin gotz a white collar of fur round they necks, extendin towardz tha top of they head up in a lil' small-ass tuft, somewhat resemblin a funky-ass bonnet. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Slakin also gotz a large, pink, pig like nose.
Gender differences
None.
Special abilities
While dis Pokémon don't step tha fuck up ta do much most of tha time, it has immense physical strength, stamina, n' surprisingly enough, speed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Much like other Normal types, it can be taught like a fuckin shitload of elemenstrual attacks.
Behavior
Yo, slakin is tha laziest of all Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They spend most of they time lyin up in grassy fieldz ta eat, barely bustin anything; however, when threatened, they will suddenly git up n' strike wit pimped out juice n' shit. If tha grass they've smoked round dem is gone, they move ta a freshly smoked up spot wit mo' grass.
Habitat

Forest Pokémon
Yo, slakin live up in dense forests yo, but is straight-up hard as fuck ta find.
Diet
Main article: Pokémon chicken
Yo, slakin probably smoke grass dat is up in reach of em. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Slakin also smoke fruit yo, but they just wait until tha fruits fall down from tha trees instead of just climbin up n' pickin em

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:38:05 No.13127568 Report

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>>13127480
>51%-100% HP I wonder whatz up in store here, biatch? This is so bangin!
>26%-50% HP Listen, half mah HPz gone.
>1%-25% HP No more... I couldn't run if I wanted to...
>Level up I leveled up! Ooh, dis is so bangin!

Zigzagoon officially has this personality now.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:39:28 No.13127583 Report

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>>13127553
>a gangbangin' fucked up 91% accurate Thunder n' shit.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:48:34 No.13127682 Report

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When trained n' exercised properly, Snorlax can bust supreme strength n' ability. They can throw incredibly bangin punches n' cause immense earthquakes. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Snorlax gotz a phat digestion system, allowin dem ta smoke anythang (even moldy chicken) without gettin a upset stomach.

Yo, snorlax spend tha majoritizzle of they time chillin, survivin on they stored fat. Many Snorlax only awaken once a month, bustin they wakin time findin mo' chicken n' you know I be eatin up dat shizzle all muthafuckin day, biatch. I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! A hungry Snorlax aint satisfied until it consumes 900 pounds of chicken, n' then it goes back ta chill. If one eva sees a chillin Snorlax, he or her big-ass booty should not wake it up, cuz these Pokémon become straight-up grumpy if they laid back trips become interrupted. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Several Psychic-type Pokémon rockin Dream Eater find dis up tha hard way fo' realz. Aside from this, they is straight-up docile n' even allow lil pimps ta bounce on they big-ass bellies.

Yo, snorlax is not picky, n' will smoke anythang n' every last muthafuckin thang dat is edible---even other Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (as evidenced by a Snorlaxz attempt ta smoke Mistyz Goldeen up in Snack Attack) Some Snorlax chill fo' a month at a time, so 900 lbz of chicken is enough ta sustain dem fo' at least one month whilst asleep.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:55:25 No.13127758 Report

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>>13127083
>51%-100% HP Yo ass must clear tha path ta yo' own future!
>26%-50% HP This aint good... Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I lost a phat half of mah HP already.
>1%-25% HP I be soopa-doopa near ta fainting... I can't peep tha fuck into tha future at all...
>Level up Leveled up! I can peep tha future wit mo' betta clarity!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 21:58:44 No.13127810 Report

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:01:14 No.13127840 Report

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Vaporeon be a cold-ass lil composite creature pluggin physical traitz of fish, dolphins, cats, dawgs, n' possibly other muthafuckas. Well shiiiit, it aint nuthin but a quadruped wit three lil' small-ass toes on each foot. Vaporeonz body is light blue n' it has a white ruff round its neck just behind its head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Vaporeon has cream-colored ears made of webbin n' has a gangbangin' fin on its head resemblin its ears. Vaporeon has a pointed pattern of dark blue on its head dat encompasses tha backz of its ears n' head-fin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it also has blue ridges dat run down tha length of its spine n' on ta its tail-fin, n' tha paw padz on its hind feet is dark blue like tha ridges. Vaporeonz finned tail is holla'd ta look similar ta dat of a mermaid's. Vaporeonz molecular structure is close ta water, so its body glittas when sunlight hits at certain angles.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:05:08 No.13127878 Report

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>Smogon trying to use a "cooler" writing style than bulbapedia makes this translation even funnier

Haxoruss name aint tha only def thang bout his muthafuckin ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sportin a massive base 147 Attack, Haxorus has tha mobilitizzle ta OHKO or 2HKO nearly every last muthafuckin thang up in tha game, even without entry hazard support. In addition, access ta dunkadelic moves like fuckin Dragon Dance, Swordz Dance, Outrage, n' nuff muthafuckin pimped out coverage moves includin Superpower n' Aqua Tail, make his ass both devastatin n' unpredictable. Unfortunately, dat schmoooove muthafucka has meager defenses n' a gangbangin' finger-lickin' disappointin Speed stat which can sometimes cause his ass ta be brushed aside up in favor of his Dragon-type brethren, namely Garchomp, Salamence, Dragonite, n' Kyurem-B yo. Haxorus faces considerable competizzle from Kyurem-B up in particular, as both Pokemon is strikingly similar; possessin overkill Attack stats n' similar Speed stats yo, but Kyurem-B possesses far pimped outer durabilitizzle n' a pimped out Special Attack stat. Despite these shortcomings, Haxoruss sheer juice n' incredible bitch ass coverage often merits his ass a spot on a crew, as straight-up lil can safely switch tha fuck into dis behemoth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:06:26 No.13127897 Report

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Silvio Berlusconi, tha Italian prime minister, will grill trial on chargez of abuse of crib n' payin fo' sex wit a underage hoe up in April.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:07:50 No.13127913 Report

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shz main goal up in tha game, as busted lyrics bout up in the first episode, is ta be tha ghettoz top billin Pokémon Master fo' realz. Ash fuckin started his journey all up in tha age of 10 as a warm-hearted n' well-intentioned but stubborn, rash n' amateur Pokémon Trainer yo. Dude was forced ta accept tha cheeky Pikachu from Pimp Oak as his starter Pokémon cuz his schmoooove ass carelessly broke his thugged-out alarm clock up in his chill n' raised up late on tha dizzle da thug was set ta git his wild lil' first Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude was determined ta big up his wild lil' freakadelic goal, however, n' when Pikachu saw dat da thug was willin ta compromise his own safety ta keep it safe he formed a phat bond of thang wit Pikachu fo'sho. This would set his course fo' tha future.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:35:31 No.13128249 Report

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I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:40:39 No.13128307 Report

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Milotics appearizzle is similar ta dat of a sea serpent, n' it is likely based on a Oarfish. Milotic’s body is mostly cream up in coloration, wit red eyes n' three black dots down its neck, which might be gills. Da top of its head is long, wit a point all up in tha end, n' long, thin red ‘eyebrows’ extendin from above its eyes n' thicker, also red-colored hair-like fins drapin from tha sidez of tha head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Its lower tail is covered wit blue n' pink scales, wit striationz of black, n' four big-ass scales, blue wit red spots up in tha middle, overlap all up in tha tip of tha tail ta be lookin like a gangbangin' fan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Milotic is busted lyrics bout up in tha Pokédex as breathtakingly dope.

>Chicken n' gravy
fucking lost it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:43:00 No.13128324 Report

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Dunsparce is pale yellow, serpentine Pokémon wit two small, white-colored wings dat is capable of liftin tha Pokémon all dem inches off tha ground. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They also possess a thugged-out drill on tha end of they tail, which resemblez a rattlesnakez rattle, n' is used fo' digging. Besides they main pale yellow coloration, they have accentuationz of blue, like fuckin tha rang patternin encirclin they eyes, tha thick stripes on tha pattern on they back, n' they underside. They also have beige accentuations, like fuckin they eyelidz n' back. Dunsparcez eyes seem perpetually closed n' goggle-like up in appearance, n' there be pointed prongs on tha underside of they chin. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

>Dunsparce has a thugged-out drill fo' its tail. Well shiiiit, it uses dis tail ta burrow tha fuck into tha ground backwards

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:46:19 No.13128355 Report

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>>13126854
>Roselia be a lil' small-ass Pokémon wit a light chronic body. Roselia has a leaf skirt n' holdz a rose on each of its hands, a red one up in its right n' a funky-ass blue one up in its left. Roselia has leaves extendin from its shouldaz like epaulettes, n' a pointed streak of yellow extendz from its neck down tha forefront of its leaf skirt. Visible from tha back be a lil' small-ass stretch of yellow coloration round its neck much like a cold-ass lil collar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Roselia also has three thorns on top of its head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:46:20 No.13128356 Report

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>>13126854

> Yo, scizor has a similar appearizzle ta its evolutionary predecessor Scyther, except wit a thick, red metallic exoskeleton. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Instead of scythes, Scizor now has crab-like claws, wit yellow-and-black eye-like patterns on em. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Scizor has two-toed feet wit one clawed toe up in front n' tha other up in tha back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:47:56 No.13128378 Report

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>>13128249
>gin and juice
Gets me every time

Gallade

Gallade Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:47:59 No.13128379 Report

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Dude can also learn punchin attacks like tha elemenstrual punches, n' tha rare Drain Punch yo. Dude has one of tha top billin varietizzlez of moves. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since Gallade be a gangbangin' fully-evolved Pokémon, his schmoooove ass can learn Hyper Beam or Giga Impact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:49:10 No.13128394 Report

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Farfetch'd be on the 420 shit.

>If it smokes tha plant stick it carries as emergency rations, it runs off up in search of a freshly smoked up stick.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:50:13 No.13128411 Report

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Da markings on its body make it be lookin like a Muay Thai fighter, n' its juttin teeth make it step tha fuck up ta be bustin a grillguard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da black round its eyes n' tha white bandz make it be lookin like a fucked up fighter wit black eyes n' fucked up ribs. Its orange cheeks is filled wit a poison dat runs ta its fingers, allowin it ta poison opponents by stabbin em.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:53:22 No.13128456 Report

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Mothim has four tan-colored wings, two big-ass n' two small, wit orange ovals adornin em. Da wings split ta three all up in tha tip of tha larger wings n' splits up in two all up in tha tipz of tha smalla wings. Mothim has a funky-ass black head, wit orange eyes n' two red n' gray antennae above his head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Mothimz body be also black wit a patch of orange on tha underside n' his hairy-ass legs is gray yo. Dude also has a lil' small-ass black tail dat splits tha fuck into two. Well shiiiit, it don't matter what tha fuck form Burmy was up in before it evolved; Mothim will always look tha same. They also gonna git a lil' small-ass gray stripe hustlin down they back. Mothim looks strikingly similar ta its pre-evolution Burmy without a cold-ass lil cloak yo, but its big-ass wings takes much focus off its body, much like its cloak do before it evolves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:53:29 No.13128458 Report

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Jynx is straight-up dependent, n' if suttin' wack happens, they try ta fix dat shit. Jynx can also become straight-up mad salty if suttin' has chizzled or gone wrong. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat when all is right again n' again n' again Jynx ludd ta give props ta tha playas whoz ass helped by givin dem a funky-ass big-ass kiss. Jynx is a kind speciez of Pokémon.

It seductively wigglez its hips as it strutts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Well shiiiit, it can cause playas ta ride dirty up in unison wit dat shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 22:58:47 No.13128528 Report

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>Yo, swampert possesses immense physical strength, wit enough juice ta easily drag a funky-ass boulder weighin mo' than a ton. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

Not like I needed my sides.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 23:01:29 No.13128575 Report

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>Until he kicked it wit Darkrai n' Reuniclus, dat schmoooove muthafucka had been wanderin round Wish Park n' searchin fo' playaz his schmoooove ass could rap ta bout dis ghettoz history n' future.

>In tha past, Sigilyph guarded a ancient hood. Cuz of tha fact dat todizzle they is solely found up in a desert region, dis may mean dat tha ancient hood was previously located there.

Oh my god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 23:02:10 No.13128582 Report

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Gliscor hang upside down while chillin, much like other bat-like Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In addizzle ta dis Gliscor, unlike Gligar, is nocturnal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. While Gligar smoke durin tha dizzle they glide back ta tha colonyz nest at night so tha Gliscor can go up n' hunt. Gliscorz wings cannot be flapped ta tha same extent dat other Pokémonz wings can. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Like Jumpluff n' Wingull, Gliscor uses windz n' updrafts ta glide from place ta place. Therefore it aint technologically "flying". When there is no wind, Gliscor climbs ta tha top of tall trees rockin its sharp raptorial claws n' then glides from place ta place. This practice is similar ta flyin squirrels.

>I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 23:07:34 No.13128638 Report

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Mista Muthafuckin Mime has a round, white body wit a red spot up in tha middle. Its light pink arms n' legs is connected ta its body by red spheres. Mista Muthafuckin Mime has white, five-fingered handz n' black feet dat curl upward all up in tha end yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Mista Muthafuckin Mime has a pink head wit red cheeks n' a pair of blue horns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 23:08:05 No.13128642 Report

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Most Bulbasaur is domesticated Pokémon, raised by breeders ta be distributed as starter Pokémon up in tha Kanto region. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Cuz of this, they is regarded as mostly well-behaved Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They is tha easiest Pokémon ta start with, cuz of tha fact dat they gotz a type advantage over tha straight-up original gangsta two Gym Leaders up in Kanto.
Bulbasaur tend ta git a phat loyalty ta they playaz n' Trainers. In Da Mystery Menace, fo' example, a Bulbasaur was abandoned by its Trainer up in tha sewerz of Trovitopolis n' remained there fo' decades yet was still aiiight ta peep his ass when finally brought up from tha sewer by Ash n' his wild lil' playas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 23:09:28 No.13128657 Report

Quoted By: >>13128681 >>13128788

Y'know what's better? Go to serebii while using gizoogle.

my sides have gone nuclear

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 23:11:08 No.13128680 Report

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Fucking. Gold.
Eevee be a mammalian creature wit brown fur, a funky-ass bushy tail dat has a cold-ass lil cream-colored tip, n' a big-ass furry collar dat be also cream-colored. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!
>Vaporeon when exposed to a Gin N Juice Stone.
Eevee is holla'd ta have a irregularly shaped genetic structure, enablin it ta evolve tha fuck into multiple Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 23:11:12 No.13128681 Report

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>>13128657
Today, we is coverin a Pokemon introduced up in tha second generation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it lives up in caves on tha seafloor n' creates giant whirlpools every last muthafuckin time it moves.It be holla'd dat it probably hides up in underwater caves. Well shiiiit, it can create whirlpools by yawning. . Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So here it is, tha one hundred & thirty-third entry, Mackdaddydra.

>Mackdaddydra
That officially my Kingdra's new nickname now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 23:14:29 No.13128716 Report

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>>13128681
Peepin on from tha porno yesterday, a pornogoer playa of mine has managed ta do a mo' accurate rendizzle of Oorotto, tha Pokemon dat has been peeped up in a traila fo' tha porno, which differs slightly from tha original gangsta sketch we posted yesterday. It make me wanna hollar playa! This image shows dat tha Pokemon be a cold-ass lil cyclops wit nuff muthafuckin stripz of its bark havin been removed round tha arms. Well shiiiit, it has foliage on tha head n' on tha arms. It aint nuthin but not currently known when dis Pokemon is ghon be straight-up revealed wit straight-up legit art n' screenshots yo, but when it is, we'll post it here.

>Peepin on from tha porno
FUCKING COMEDY GOLD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 23:21:15 No.13128788 Report

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>>13128657
Smogon analysis are pretty good too

For nuff muthafuckin generations, Charizard has been regarded as da most thugged-out bangin of Pokemon...by yo' six-year-old neighbor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Charizard has never straight-up been a pimpin Pokemon, even plungin tha fuck into tha depthz of NU afta tha introduction of Stealth Rock, which cut its game by 50% on each switch in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Game Freak finally took pitizzle on its forgotten lil pimp wit tha freshly smoked up Dream Ghetto abilitizzles up in BW, grantin Charizard tha bangin mobilitizzle Solar Juice n' shit. With Solar Power, Charizard finally has suttin' mo' than 10 extra base Speed ta set it apart from Moltres. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Solar Juice allows Charizard ta hit wack hard up in phat sunlight, bein able ta at least 2HKO practically every last muthafuckin thang up in tha RU tier n' shit. While Charizard still has ta peep up fo' Stealth Rock, it finally can catch up ta its fearsome sun sweeper brethren.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 23:22:07 No.13128802 Report

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>It absorbs a spirit, which it then burns. By wavin tha flames on its arms, it puts its foes tha fuck into a hypnotic trance.
>Bein consumed up in Chandelurez flame burns up tha spirit, leavin tha body behind.
>Da spirits burned up in its ominous flame lose they way n' wander dis ghetto alllll muthafuckin day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 23:29:15 No.13128874 Report

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>It creates a unlimited supply of juice inside its body, which it shares wit dem playas whoz ass bust a nut on dat shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 23:35:13 No.13128934 Report

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>Houndoom is generally straight-up protective, alert, headstrong, intelligent, n' straight-up focused. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!

>But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat when properly trained, they can be mad loyal, gangbangin, n' carin Pokémon, as well as straight-up phat pets, n' you can put dat on yo' toast.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2013 23:41:01 No.13128994 Report

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>"Hoes call me Ghetsis. I be here representin Crew Plasma. Today, ladies n' gentlemen, I wanna rap ta you bout Pokémon liberation."

>"My fuckin word, if it aint tha Gym Leader, Burgh."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 00:20:32 No.13129486 Report

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>>13128575
best/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 00:26:59 No.13129558 Report

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Jolteon be a thugged-out dog-like Pokemon wit a straight-up short tail, surrounded by a gangbangin' fringe of spikes on its rear. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Well shiiiit, it has four slender legs, each wit a three-toed foot n' a pink paw pad. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Well shiiiit, it has large, pointed ears wit black insides. Jolteon is covered up in yellow fur, n' has a white, spiky collar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Well shiiiit, it can make its fur sharp like needles; dis is similar ta Glaceon, which also has fur dat can be made sharp. Jolteon has dark, fox-like, black eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 00:31:02 No.13129620 Report

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Before battle
>"I be Karen of tha Elite Four. Yo ass is <player>, biatch? How tha fuck amusing. I gots a straight-up boner fo' Dark-type Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I find they wild, tough image ta be all kindsa appealin fo' realz. And they so strong. Think you can take them, biatch? Just try ta entertain mah dirty ass. Letz go."

When defeated
>"Well, aren't you good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! I wanna bust a nut on dat up in a Trainer."

After bein defeated
>"Strong Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Weak Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. That is only tha selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try ta win wit they favorites. I wanna bust a nut on yo' style. Yo ass KNOW whatz blingin. Go on "the Champion is waiting."

I cannot contain my sides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 00:55:16 No.13129920 Report

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Much larger than they previous evolutions, Nidokin now have tha mobilitizzle ta stand on they hind legs. Unlike its pre-evolutions, Nidokin is purple instead of fuchsia, it do not possess spots, n' it now has distinct reptilian features alongside its mammalian ears. Nidoking’s most prominent feature is its large, pointed, venomous horn which it uses extensively fo' battlin purposes. Nidoking’s ears have lil' small-ass pointed extensions on tha tips, n' tha insidez of its round ears is green-colored. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Nidokin have five teeth on each side of they lower jaw, tha fifth protrudin outta tha jaw n' thus visible when its grill is closed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Nidoking’s eyes is shaped like scalene triangles, n' there is fur growin off tha bottom of its jaw. Da spines growin down Nidoking’s back is mad large, as is its tail, which is decorated wit nuff muthafuckin thin stripes. Its chest n' abdomen, gray up in coloration, seem ta be like muscular. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Nidokin has white-colored ridges on its three-clawed arms n' a single, large, hoof-like toe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:29:16 No.13130387 Report

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"Oh! How tha fuck interesting! Yo crazy-ass <Pokémon> seems ta display mo' self-confidence than otherz of tha same species fo' realz. And you a Trainer wit merely three Badges… Dunkadelic! I aint shizzle how tha fuck you bustin it yo, but you brangin up tha juice of yo' Pokémon!"
"Oh, excuse me biaaatch! I be a scientist yo. Hoes call me Colress. Da theme of mah research is: "Bringin up tha juice of Pokémon." Bringin up tha juice of Pokémon! Is it possible ta brang up they maximum juice all up in tha bond they share wit they Trainers, biatch? Or is there some other, different method, biatch? I'd like ta test mah theory by battlin up in yo' faaaaaace biaaatch! Do you find dis acceptable?" (regardless of answer) "Either way, I be bout ta be waitin on Route 4. It aint nuthin but just beyond here!"

E/sp/eon

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Dragonite

E/sp/eon Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:32:36 No.13130447 Report

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Despite bein phat as fuck, this nigga actually fast and agile. If you get him heated, he gon' go on a rampage like he Dave Chapelle or some shit. He can fuckin know Thunder, Ice Beam, Flamethrower and Water Pulse, so I dare you to act a fuckin fool.

He flies and he got speed like LeBron, but he can break sound barriers that not even yo neighborhood ratchet ho can break. He can fly cross the globe in 16 hours like Yeezy on a world tour. He three times faster than an airplane, so ride him instead of throwing bands for first class.

He be resilient at a fault like niggas who fight on WorldStar. He may seem like he gentle and frail, but he bang on fuckbois when they down like Chris Brown with Rhianna.

On some real shit, you been ridin wit dis nigga since 1996. And still he stay stuntin. Word to Dragonite.

Xakgary

Xakgary Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:36:48 No.13130513 Report

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Gengar is straight-up mischievous, n' at times, malicious. They trip off playin practical jokes, like fuckin pretendin ta be onez shadow, then behavin erratically. When tha quarry notices, tha Gengar takes delight up in its victimz terror. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat Gengar done been known ta be loyal ta Trainers dat treat dem well; tha smile is less mischievous n' playalier up in dis case. Gengar may also cast curses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:37:56 No.13130532 Report

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>Kricketune be a mainly, red cricket-like Pokémon dat resemblez both a cold-ass lil conductor n' a stringed instrument. Well shiiiit, it has gray-colored eyes, black feelaz up in tha shape of a mustache, n' a thugged-out dark-red segment between tha ‘mustache’. Kricketune has two lil' small-ass feet, black wings shaped like a cold-ass lil conductorz cape, n' scythes fo' hands. Its long antennae is shaped somewhat like scythes, n' there be three black dots on its lower body wit two beige stripes hustlin down its neck ta tha centermost of tha black dots, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Below tha centermost dot be a pattern wit a thugged-out dark-red upper section n' beige lower section.

Sounds about accurate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:40:46 No.13130586 Report

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Marowak is well known fo' ferocitizzle wit they bone clubs, from which they derive they title as tha Bone Keeper Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Because Marowak has a limited pool of abilities, tha species became well acquainted wit rockin bones is weapons. Often up in battle, Marowak will viciously swin tha bone at foes, n' they done been known ta throw tha bones like boomerangs fo' long range attack.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:44:11 No.13130642 Report

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Lucario be a funky-ass bipedal, jackal-like Pokémon, wit fur dat is predominantly blue n' black. Well shiiiit, it possesses a short, round spike on tha back of each forepaw, up in addizzle ta a third on its chest. Lucarioz snout n' ears is longer than dem of its pre-evolution, Riolu. Well shiiiit, it possesses cream-colored fur on its torso, n' blue fur on its fat-ass thighs dat resemblez shorts, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Like its pre-evolution, Lucario standz on its toes rather than on its entire foot. Well shiiiit, it has pimped four lil' small-ass black appendages on its head, which rise when Lucario readz or manipulates aura.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:45:03 No.13130658 Report

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"Talonflame is avian Pokemon closely resemblin falcons. Their plumage is predominantly reddish-orange, wit gray underparts n' black tips on they long, pointed wings. Ovular orange spots adorn they undersides, n' flame patterns mark tha boundaries between flavas on they bodies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! Big-Ass yellow talons extend from tha shaggy feathers on they legs. Talonflame have pointed crests atop they headz n' black n' yellow mask-like patterns round they eyes. Their black beaks is hooked wit a yellow cere, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. They also have long black tailfeathers marked wit three yellow "v"-shapes. Da tail endz up in two points n' has a another feather stickin outta tha base on each side, givin tha impression of tha fletchin on tha end of a arrow.".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:45:33 No.13130667 Report

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Abomasnow is large, white creatures covered up in thick, shaggy, white fur. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Their feet n' handz is dark chronic n' they have short, dark chronic tails fo' realz. As Abomasnow evolve from Snover, they grow two mo' chronic spikes on they backs fo' a total of four. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. These spikes resemble mountains or pinecones fo' realz. Abomasnow have shaggy fur coverin they grills, light-purple eyes n' large, bushy eyebrows dat stick up like antennae.

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Melon !iQtMoist2U Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:51:31 No.13130760 Report

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Lilligant dons a red flower wit white spotted petals upon her head; holla'd flower has golden filament wit red anther, resemblin a cold-ass lil crown. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch possesses dark green, linear leaves under tha flower, n' light green, linear leaves underneath tha darker leaves. One of tha light chronic leaves, on tha back of her head, be bout as long as her body n' resemblez hair. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Two light chronic leaves loosely hang down from her head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Her head n' abdomen is white n' her eyes, which resemble seeds, is a light shade of red. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Biatch has dark green, linear leaves fo' arms, n' a golden sepal under her neck. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch wears a large, light green, tulip shaped collection of leaves, resemblin a thugged-out dress. There is two long, dark green, linear leaves comin from her back ta round tha bottom of her "dress". Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch also possesses another golden, sepal-shaped extension underneath her "dress", resemblin Nikes.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 01:56:39 No.13130853 Report

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Sableye lead on tha down-low lives deep inside caverns. They is feared, however, cuz these Pokémon is thought ta loot tha spiritz of playas when they eyes burn wit a sinista glow up in tha darkness.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 02:03:28 No.13130945 Report

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 02:09:17 No.13131018 Report

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Dusknoirz body is mostly black, wit two almond shaped eye-like markings n' a yellow horizontal zigzag line on dis Pokémonz torso which can open like a grill (bustin tha illusion of a gangbangin' face) n' fire bangin attacks. On its back is markings resemblin a gangbangin' face. Dusknoir now has straight-up pimped arms. Two yellow bandz is near its black wrists n' its gray handz is similar ta Dusclops's. Dusknoir has a gray, cylinder-shaped head wit another yellow crew near tha top n' a single glarin eye wit a yellow iris n' a red pupil. Da tattered fringez of Dusknoirz lapels converge tha fuck into a shawl collar on its upper chest. Dusknoir has a pimply tail rather than feet, reminiscent of a genie, or a stylized 'cartoonish' depiction of a pimp. Dusknoir has a yellow antenna on top of its head up in which allows dis Pokémon ta receive transmissions from tha spirit ghetto, which tell it ta brang playas there.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 02:11:49 No.13131043 Report

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 02:13:26 No.13131064 Report

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>>13131018
>spirit ghetto

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 02:16:36 No.13131106 Report

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>Golurk resemblez a suit of armor possessed by a pimp. Well shiiit

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 03:01:52 No.13131710 Report

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>Y'all KNOW that shit muthafucka
/vp/'s new slogan

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 03:55:51 No.13132518 Report

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I wanna be tha straight-up best
Like no one eva was
To catch dem is mah real test
To train dem is mah cause

I'ma travel across tha land
Searchin far n' wide
Each Pokemon ta understand
Da juice thatz inside

Pokemon, its you n' me
I know itz mah destiny
Pokemon, oh, you mah dopest playa
In a ghetto we must defend
Pokemon, a ass so true
Our courage will pull our asses through

Yo ass teach me n' I be bout ta teach you
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 04:12:36 No.13132764 Report

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>>13131710
I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

Anonymous

SWEET DIVINE THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 04:16:13 No.13132818 Report

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Gliscor is large, mainly bluish-purple vampire bat-like Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In evolution, tha Gligarz leg-like claws have become mo' defined as legs, wit two toes n' a slightly darker circular coloration on tha underside, n' its tail now has two barbs, as opposed ta Gligarz one, givin its tail tha resemblizzle of vampirez fangs. Its arms is red wit thin striations, n' have also become straight-up detached from its wings, which is now black up in coloration. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it has two big-ass pincers. Gliscorz ears now have discernible, red-colored n' apparently chambered ear insides, n' its eyes is yellow. Gliscor appears much toothier than Gligar, havin six visible fangs up in its grill instead of two, n' its waist, like its arms, is red n' striated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Gliscorz body resemblez a open grill, wit tha pointed protrusions comin from its upper torso appearin ta be fangs, further illustratin its vampiric qualities.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 04:19:18 No.13132873 Report

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>>13132818
>Continued
>Special abilities
Gliscorz abilitizzles is tha same as Gligar's, except Gliscorz attacks is mo' bangin n' it can now learn tha Elemenstrual Fang attacks fo' realz. As a gangbangin' straight-up evolved Pokémon, Gliscor can learn Hyper Beam n' Giga Impact. Well shiiiit, it is capable of soundless flight.
As shown up in Ridin tha Windz of Chizzle biaatch!, Gliscor, along wit its unevolved form Gligar, can emit a sort of sound wave up in order ta detect obstaclez n' fly round them, similar ta echolocation. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat they hairy-ass legs step tha fuck up ta be not suitable fo' struttin n' can only big-ass up short hops when on tha ground.
>Behavior
Gliscor hang upside down while chillin, much like other bat-like Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In addizzle ta dis Gliscor, unlike Gligar, is nocturnal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. While Gligar smoke durin tha dizzle they glide back ta tha colonyz nest at night so tha Gliscor can go up n' hunt. Gliscorz wings cannot be flapped ta tha same extent dat other Pokémonz wings can. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Like Jumpluff n' Wingull, Gliscor uses windz n' updrafts ta glide from place ta place. Therefore it aint technologically "flying". When there is no wind, Gliscor climbs ta tha top of tall trees rockin its sharp raptorial claws n' then glides from place ta place. This practice is similar ta flyin squirrels.
>Habitat
They is mad rare yo, but sometimes is found up in thick pine forests n' swamps.

Thank you for showing me this OP for once you are not a raging faggot

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 04:25:58 No.13132946 Report

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Drifloon has a round, purple body wit two stringy arms dat gotz a yellow heart-shape on tha end of em. Drifloon has black, dotlike eyes n' a yellow "X" on its face; as Drifloon may be interpreted as tha pimpz of popped balloons, dis "X" may represent two piecez of tape intended ta cover tha hole dat would have caused tha balloon ta deflate fo' realz. A white mass of fluff dat be lookin like a cold-ass lil cloud sits on top of Drifloonz head.

Drifloon, pimp of the popped balloons.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 04:26:20 No.13132952 Report

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Archeops be a large, flyin creature dat bears similaritizzles ta both birdz n' reptiles. Its featherless, scaly head is colored chronic on top n' red on tha bottom. Its body is covered wit frayed-looking, yellowish feathers. Well shiiiit, it has blue feathers designed fo' flight on its arms n' hairy-ass legs enablin all four of its limbs ta act as wings, along wit a rang of smalla chronic feathers on tha anklez fo' realz. All of these "wings" bear sharp claws. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Similar ta its head n' neck, its tail is straight-up red n' featherless except fo' a gangbangin' hustla of blue feathers all up in tha end, n' as wit tha Archaeopterygiformes, it has fully-movable vertebrae up in its tail instead of a pygostyle. Its grill is filled wit sharp teeth. Its eyes is white wit black pupils n' no irises.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 04:26:31 No.13132956 Report

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Poliwrath looks superficially similar ta Poliwhirl. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat it has gained mo' muscle, especially round its arms, which is now like thick. In addition, it is much larger, standin a gangbangin' foot talla than its pre-evolution. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Its eyes have chizzled from havin wide pupils ta lil' small-ass ones n' it appears ta shiznit a permanent scowl. Its belly also now resemblez a gapin grill rather than bein straight-up circular yo, but retains tha white coloration n' spiral it had as a Poliwhirl. It evolves from Poliwhirl when exposed ta a Gin N Juice Stone. Well shiiiit, it is one of Poliwagz final forms, tha other bein Politoed.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 04:28:21 No.13132996 Report

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All right locked n loaded ta go, biatch? i'm ready. ready, biatch? letz go.
Da digi-valution is up n' runin'
Did yo dirty ass see, did you hear, did ya know dat shiznit was comin'?
Our digi-destiny starts todizzle, let me hear you say

Digimon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. digimon digital monsters, digimon is tha champions
Digimon digital monsters, digimon is tha champions

When digi win, tha digi-vice up in hand, its a gangbangin' finger-lickin' digi dynamic force up in digi land
When tha digi past n' digi present collide time ta digi-phy

Digimon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. digimon digital monsters, digimon is tha champions
Digimon digital monsters, digimon is tha champions

Da digi ghetto is digi safe, n' now will hook up its digi fate,
Dope digimon ta protect whatz right, we'll gotta digi-phy

Digimon digital monsters, digimon is tha champions
Digimon digital monsters, digimon is tha champions

Digimonz makin' tha scene they kickin' up, kick it up ta tha big-ass screen
Digimonz makin' tha scene they kickin' up, kick it up ta tha big-ass screen
Digimonz makin' tha scene they kickin' up, kick it up ta tha big-ass screen
Digimonz makin' tha scene they kickin' up, kick it up ta tha big-ass screen

Da digi dudes will digi rule wit digi nobilitizzle digi school (?)
Save tha ghetto from a gangbangin' finger-lickin' digital fuck up.
Then right from tha net hook up tha digital master

Digimon digital monsters, digimon is tha champions
Digimon digital monsters, digimon is tha champions

Digimon digital monsters, digimon is tha champions
Digimon digital monsters, digimon is tha champions

Letz rap dis up. letz rap dis up.
Da digi-valution aint gonna be stopped, digimon rule. digimon rock.
Remember tha digi thangs i say n' digi save tha day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 05:47:32 No.13133762 Report

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>>13132518
(Pokemon, Pokemon Pokemon)
Letz do it!
I wanna be tha straight-up best,
Like no one eva was muthafucka! (ever was, eva was)
To catch 'em is mah real test,
To train 'em is mah cause!

My fuckin whole game has hustled ta this,
Time ta test mah game!
I know I just can't miss, gonna show tha ghetto!

Born ta be a funky-ass balla! (Joh-to!)
Born ta be a cold-ass lil champion!
Born ta be a funky-ass balla, born ta be tha straight-up best!
(Pokemon! Joh-to!)

Born ta be a funky-ass balla... Pokemon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 05:51:52 No.13133780 Report

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>Flygon be a big-ass insect-like dragon Pokémon resemblin a slightly reptilian bipedal dragonfly, primarily light chronic up in color. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Flygon has a pair of big-ass chronic rhombus-shaped wings wit a red trim, toeless hind hairy-ass legs n' skinny arms wit three-clawed hands. Flygonz tail has nuff muthafuckin dark chronic stripes n' three lil' small-ass chronic rhombus shapes wit red trims all up in tha end yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'. Flygon has red-lensed "goggles" coverin its eyes n' a pair of chronic antennae which point back.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 05:54:45 No.13133795 Report

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>>13133762
(Pokemon!)
No time ta question mah moves!
I stick ta tha path dat I chizzle!
Me n' mah playaz is gonna do it right...
You'll never peep our asses run away from a gangbangin' fight!

To be a masta is mah dream...
All I gots ta do is believe!

I've gots a cold-ass lil chizzle ta win!
I be on mah way ta victory!
(Pokemon!) Gonna be a cold-ass lil champion if I just believe!

I be on a masta quest son! (masta quest!)
I've gots tha whole ghetto ta peep biaaatch! (I believe!)
Gonna be tha straight-up best...
'Cause all I gots ta do is believe up in me biaaatch! (Pokemon!)

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 05:56:06 No.13133803 Report

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>Landorus be a male-only species wit no biatch counterpart.

Holy fuck that got me bad

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 05:59:10 No.13133818 Report

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>>13133803
>biatch counterpart
oh god, now catching female pokemon will never be the same again...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:08:21 No.13133886 Report

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>Scald's description with Gizoogle
>Da user blasts boilin bangin' gin n juice at its target. Well shiiiit, it may also leave tha target wit a funky-ass burn.
I'm fucking dying here

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:09:38 No.13133899 Report

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>Magnezone can sometimes be found livin up in juice plants yo, but they is hella rarer than either Magnemite or Magneton. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometimes, Magnezone take up permanent residence at Mt. Coronet yo, but they is still hella hard ta find.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:14:41 No.13133945 Report

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Typhlosion hides behind a shimmerin heat haze dat it creates rockin its intensely bangin' flames. Well shiiiit, it can even generate enough heat ta make any object go up in flames when angered. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Well shiiiit, it can rub its blazin fur together ta cause huge, devastatin explosive blasts dat is also capable of burnin anythang ta cinders, n' its Flame Wheel is second ta none fo' realz. As a gangbangin' fully-evolved Fire-type starter, Typhlosion is capable of rockin Hyper Beam, Giga Impact n' Blast Burn, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:20:24 No.13133993 Report

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>They say da thug was a mackdaddy a long, long time ago yo. Dude feels as if he is still a mackdaddy n' is like naive.

Anonymous

Dat swampert be swag as fuck

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:20:52 No.13134001 Report

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>>13133945
Yo, swampert possesses immense physical strength, wit enough juice ta easily drag a funky-ass boulder weighin mo' than a ton. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it can apply its strength ta its bangin handz ta use Hammer Arm. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Swampert has bangin vision, enablin it ta peep even up in murky gin n juice n' shit. It, like nuff Water-type Pokémon, be a gangbangin' fast swimmer n' can swim as fast as a jet ski. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Swampert also has tha mobilitizzle ta predict storms, sensin subtle differences up in tha soundz of waves n' tidal windz wit its fins fo' realz. As a gangbangin' fully-evolved Pokémon (and tha final evolution of a Water-type starter Pokémon), Swampert can learn Hyper Beam, Giga Impact, n' Hydro Cannon. Well shiiiit, it can also learn any battle dat its pre-evolutions can learn, albeit stronger.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:22:11 No.13134008 Report

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>An Iron Leg Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. When two Beldum combine, they evolve tha fuck into Metang. In tha same way, Metagross is tha result of two Metang combining. It aint nuthin but holla'd ta have tha intelligence ta match a supercomputer n' shit. Though it weighs 1,212.5 pounds, it is somehow able ta fold up its hairy-ass legs n' float.
>Chicken n' gravy biatch
>CHICKEN N' GRAVY BIATCH

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:23:42 No.13134022 Report

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>Highly aggressive, it uses tha claws near its neck ta dig tha fuck into its opponents n' poison em.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:24:45 No.13134030 Report

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I wanna bust a nut on shorts, they comfy n' easy as fuck ta wear!

Yafeanon !!0gyqyWnM5ti

Yafeanon !!0gyqyWnM5ti Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:29:47 No.13134074 Report

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In tha Best Wishes series, Ash came wit Pimp Oak n' his crazy-ass momma on a trip ta tha Unova region. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. After losin up in a funky-ass battle ta Trip n' seein tha juice of tha legendary Zekrom, Ash became horny bout travelin Unova ta hook up freshly smoked up Pokémon, as well as freshly smoked up playaz yo. Dude is now currently up in journey up in Unova, first brangin along only his Pikachu as da ruffneck did up in Hoenn.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:31:53 No.13134090 Report

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Hi! It aint nuthin but me Joey dawwwwg! My fuckin Rattata is up in tha top cementage of all Rattata! Well, gotta show some other playas how tha fuck pimped out mah Rattata is muthafucka! See ya!

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:41:07 No.13134159 Report

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Misty be a friend n' forma travelin partner of tha animez main character, Ash Ketchum fo' realz. After da perved-out muthafucka stole her bike n' proceeded ta accidentally destroy it up in Pokémon - I Chizzle You!, Misty followed his ass round tha Kanto region, Orange Archipelago, n' Johto region, rockin tha time her dope ass dropped wit his ass ta further her goal of bein tha top billin Gin N Juice Pokémon Trainer.

At tha end of tha original gangsta series, Mistyz bike was returned n' repaired by tha Nurse Joy of Viridian City, n' as her sisters was leavin on a ghetto tour, Misty stayed all up in tha Cerulean Gym as its leader up in order ta keep it open.

Despite dis drawback, her big-ass booty still visits Ash from time ta time, meetin up wit his ass durin tha Mirage Mackdaddydom n' Battle Frontier arcs of tha Advanced Generation series.

Yafeanon !!0gyqyWnM5ti

Yafeanon !!0gyqyWnM5ti Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:43:12 No.13134169 Report

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Lenora is great.

"When I was lil, mah daddy hit dat shiznit up in a mine, n' da thug would always brang home bones da ruffneck dug up. I was just a cold-ass lil lil pimp yo, but I was brought under tha spell of bones. What did tha bones be lookin like when they was part of a livin being, biatch? Why is they shaped tha way they are, biatch? Things like dat captivated mah dirty ass."

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:44:55 No.13134182 Report

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>>13134030
>I wanna bust a nut on shorts
My fucking sides.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:48:33 No.13134201 Report

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Jirachi be a small, white humanoid Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it has short, stubby limbs n' prefers ta float rather than strutt. Its arms have flaps dat give Jirachi tha appearizzle of havin long-sleeves. On its belly be a cold-ass lil curved seam, which conceals a third eye, its "true" eye. Well shiiiit, it rarely opens its third eye, which has tha mobilitizzle ta absorb tha juice it needz fo' hibernation. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it has trianglez on its grill under its eyes. These trianglez resemble tears or clown makeup. Well shiiiit, it appears ta be bustin a three point yellow/light gold headdress dat has a metallic gleam n' resemblez a star. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. On each of tha three points be a tag, each of which is known as "wish tags". On its back is two streamers, which flow behind it like tha tail on a cold-ass lil come

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:49:29 No.13134210 Report

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Despite they pimped out size, these Pokémon is laid back up in nature n' trip off smokin da sticky-icky-icky wit otherz of they own kind, preferrin ta bask up in sunlight as they do not like ta fight. When immobile, they look as if they is part of tha ground upon which they rest, not as though they was a chillin Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Because of dis appearance, there be occasions when lil' small-ass Pokémon will gather n' build nests on tha shell of a stationary Torterra, whoz ass don't seem ta notice or mind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! When Torterra do move, they often migrate up in herdz up in search of gin n juice n' shit. These herdz give tha impression of a movin forest.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:52:57 No.13134235 Report

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>Psyduck, as well as Golduck, has appeared up in every last muthafuckin regionizzle Pokédex, cuz of tha Unova Pokédexz expansion up in Black 2 n' White 2.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 06:59:15 No.13134290 Report

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"I’ve been waitin fo' yo thugged-out ass. I knew dat you, wit yo' game, would eventually reach me here, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. There’s no need fo' lyrics now, nahmeean, biatch? Us thugs will battle ta determine whoz ass is tha stronger of tha two of our asses fo' realz. As da most thugged-out bangin trainer n' as tha Pokémon League Champion… I, Lance tha dragon master, accept yo' challenge!"

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 07:03:04 No.13134326 Report

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Milotic is holla'd ta be da most thugged-out dope of all tha Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it has tha juice ta becalm such emotions as anger n' hostilitizzle ta quell bitter feuding.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 07:11:18 No.13134403 Report

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>Victini was first shown up in a peepshow fo' tha 14th Pokémon porno all up in tha end of Zoroark: Masta of Illusions.
>It creates a unlimited supply of juice inside its body, which it shares wit dem playas whoz ass bust a nut on dat shit.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 07:14:33 No.13134430 Report

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>Haunter be a purple, pimp-like Pokémon wit a roundish body wit a pair of disembodied hands wit three digits floatin up in front of it yo.
>In Da Electric Tale of Pikachu, Ash encountas a giant Haunter called tha Black Fog, notorious fo' rockin its Dream Eater battle ta bust a cap up in playas n' Pokémon by jackin they souls.
>Morty used a Haunter ta battle Ash up in From Pimp ta Ghost.
>In Fear Factor Phony, a Haunter was livin up in a abandoned mine wit nuff muthafuckin other Pimp Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da Ghost Pokémon was havin hang-up wit tha partyin Psychic Pokémon livin nearby.
>In total darkness, where not a god damn thang is visible, Haunter lurks, silently stalkin its next victim.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 07:14:55 No.13134436 Report

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>Aggron dat have gained gouges from previous battlez apparently wear dem as mementos, n' it is suggested dat tha woundz do not heal, or do not heal rapidly, as Aggronz Black 2 n' White 2 Pokédex entry states dat tha mo' woundz it has tha mo' battlez it has fought. If tha woundz healed quickly or at all, they would not be visible ta record these battlez fo' tha prolonged time tha Pokédex implies. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha Pokédex may be hintin dat Aggron constantly battle n' git nuff woundz up in a short period of time, although tha forma seems mo' plausible.
>If they environment is damaged by a gangbangin' flood or a gangbangin' forest fire, they will restore tha area by brangin up in topsoil n' plantin trees fo' realz.
>Much like they pre-evolutions, Aggron smoke iron.
>While seekin iron fo' chicken
>Yo ass can tell its age by tha length of its iron horns.
>It fronts a big-ass mountain as its sole territory.
>Bossgodora may be a cold-ass lil combination of boss n' dragon, or may be a cold-ass lil combination of boss n' Kodora (Laironz Japanese name). Well shiiiit, it may also involve god.

>I don't forgive mah playas dat messes wit mah territory!

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 07:19:12 No.13134461 Report

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>Krookodile be a big-ass terracotta-colored crocodile. Well shiiiit, it has gray-black stripes round its stomach, arms, tail, n' snout. Each foot is black n' has three claws. Its handz have three fingers dat end up in a cold-ass lil claw on each digit fo' realz. Around its eyes, there be a funky-ass black area resemblin a funky-ass banditz mask, or a stylized pair of sunglasses. Krookodile has a periwinkle belly.

Anonymous

Dat based Ludicolo doe

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 07:29:44 No.13134535 Report

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>Ludicolo can use nuff muthafuckin attacks like fuckin Nature Power n' Mega Drain. Its attacks become even mo' bangin if it hears festizzle noize as its musclez is filled wit juice n' tha particlez up in its body begin ta move faster, amplifyin its juice n' shit. Ludicolo also has tha juice of happiness; its ridin' dirty influences other playas n' Pokémon ta join tha dizzle as well fo' realz. As a gangbangin' fully-evolved Pokémon, it can use Hyper Beam n' Giga Impact.

Ludicolo be aiiight ta a gangbangin' fault. Well shiiiit, it dances round without a cold-ass lil care up in tha ghetto all day. It make me wanna hollar playa! If a Ludicolo hears loud, aiiight beatz, it will come hustlin ta ride dirty along ta dat shit. Well shiiiit, it cannot resist joinin up in wit playas havin a phat time.

Well shiiiit, it is tha final evolution of Swinub.

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Well shiiiit, it is tha final evolution of Swinub. Thu 25 Jul 2013 07:40:47 No.13134617 Report

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>Mamoswine (Japanese: マンムー Mammoo) be a thugged-out dual-type Ice/Ground Pokémon.
>It evolves from Piloswine when leveled up while knowin AncientPower. Well shiiiit, it is tha final evolution of Swinub.

One of the Move Tutor's moves for it is "Ghetto Power".

I don't want to copy and paste too much, so I'll stop.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 07:45:24 No.13134651 Report

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>Accordin ta artists up in Unova, Meloettaz dope noize n' dizzle inspired nuff workz of art, beatz, n' joints, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. This made tha Pokémon ghettofab among both musical muthafuckas n' dancers.

>Meloetta be able ta chizzle forms when it uses tha move Relic Woo-wop, which chizzlez its form from Aria Forme ta its Pirouette Forme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 07:46:07 No.13134654 Report

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>>13134617
This shit is comedy gold
>Ruby: Ludicolo begins ridin' dirty as soon as it hears cheerful, festizzle beatz. Drop dis like itz hot! This Pokémon is holla'd ta step tha fuck up when it hears tha rappin of lil pimps on hikin outings.
>Sapphire: Upon hearin a upbeat n' cheerful rhythm, tha cells up in Ludicoloz body become straight-up energetic n' active. Even up in battle, dis Pokémon will exhibit a dunkadelic amount of power.
>dunkadelic
>DUNKADELIC

Well shiiiit, it is tha final evolution of Swinub.

Well shiiiit, it is tha final evolution of Swinub. Thu 25 Jul 2013 07:47:32 No.13134667 Report

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>>13134654
>DUNKADELIC
That's just great.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 07:48:02 No.13134670 Report

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Location: Mista Muthafuckin Whoz Den

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 08:08:09 No.13134845 Report

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>Ruby: Wailord is tha phattest of all identified Pokémon up ta now, nahmeean, biatch? This giant Pokémon swims languorously up in tha vast open sea, smokin massive amountz of chicken at once wit its enormous grill.
>B2/W2: It can sometimes knock up opponents wit tha shock pimped by breachin n' crashin its big-ass body onto tha water.
>Pokepark 2: Wondaz Beyond: Dude has traveled all round PokéPark yo. Dude likes ta learn suttin' freshly smoked up yo. Dude recently hustled tha taste of honey up in a Honey Jar, like a muthafucka.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 08:19:41 No.13134954 Report

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Minun be a cold-ass lil cheerful n' supportizzle Pokémon, always encouragin comrades up in battle by rockin tha spark pouches up in its cheeks. Well shiiit, it is straight-up comhorny towardz its playas, n' is known ta cry upon witnessin a gangbangin' playa lose a funky-ass battle. They is commonly referred ta as cheerleadaz fo' these actions fo' realz. Also, it seems ta trip off battlin wit a Plusle. If a gangbangin' playa is losin a funky-ass battle, sparks will fly outta its cheeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 09:16:51 No.13135325 Report

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>>13127083
IM ON DAT SAME CRAZY ASS PHYSCO JEWZ CUHZ FO REEL MUTHA FUKKA

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 09:24:19 No.13135364 Report

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Golurk be a thugged-out dual-type Ground/Ghost Pokémon.
It evolves from Golett startin at level 43.
Golurk resemblez a suit of armor possessed by a pimp. Well shiiiit, it is mainly teal up in color. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Well shiiiit, it has a lil' small-ass head compared ta its body, n' big-ass banglez on all its limbs. There be also a cold-ass lil crack across tha chest of tha armor which is patched diagonally up in tha opposite orientation which resemblez a funky-ass belt. Well shiiiit, it has a cold-ass lil crystal-like formation on its shoulders. Well shiiiit, it has a Roman-armor-like "skirt" n' flat feet beneath. Its eyes is pale yellow, as is spirals on its shouldaz n' hands.
Despite its big-ass size, Golurk is capable of flying. By insertin its handz up in its arms n' insertin its hairy-ass legs n' feet up in its body, it can take off like a rocket fo' realz. An undefinable juice burns inside it, n' if tha seal on its chest is taken off, tha juice will go outta control.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 09:24:58 No.13135367 Report

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Lugia be a genderless species. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis! But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat unlike most legendary Pokémon, lil' Lugia done been observed (though only up in tha anime), suggestin dat there be a funky-ass humpin population of these creatures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 09:30:30 No.13135395 Report

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>>13133795
Oh oh oh
I be unbeatable

Lookin down dis endless highway
Nothang but mah playaz beside me
We bout ta never give in
We bout ta never rest
Advanced battle is tha illest test
From tha earth, tha land
Da sea, n' sky
They can never win
But they shizzle can try

Oh oh oh
I be unbeatable
Pokemon (Advanced Battle)
Oh oh oh
I be undefeatable
From tha stars n' tha ancient past
They come ta play but they'll never last

Oh oh oh
I be unbeatable
Pokemon (Advanced Battle)
Oh oh oh
I be undefeatable
Yo ass be thinkin you gonna win
But soon you gonna see
Yo ass may be tough
But you can't be me

I be undefeatable

Therez a gangbangin' feelin deep inside me
And itz always there ta guide me
It aint nuthin but up in mah ass n' up in mah soul
Leadin me ta tha illest goal
Yo ass can try yo' dopest dis might be fun
You'll go down up in defeat before you've begun

Oh oh oh
I be unbeatable
Pokemon (Advanced Battle)
Oh oh oh
I be undefeatable
Every move each battle you chizzle
Yo ass be thinkin you can win but you gonna always lose

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 09:35:39 No.13135416 Report

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Part of te op's post was blacked the fuck out so i cant where this shit is.
Help a nigga out cuhz

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 09:37:40 No.13135427 Report

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Yo, sneasel be a funky-ass bipedal Pokémon which vaguely resemblez a mix of pussaaaaay n' weasel. Its body is predominantly bluish-black (or dark teal chronic up in some artworks) yo, but it possesses bright red feather-like growths on its left ear n' lower back. Its most strikin features is tha two retractable claws on its front n' back paws. Well shiiiit, it also has distinctizzle yellow markings on its grill n' chest. Well shiiiit, it has unusual facial markings which resemble eyelashes, which is found on both malez n' females. They have a agile body, n' is well skilled up in quick movements n' intricate steez.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 09:38:57 No.13135429 Report

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>Infernape
"It uses unique fightin moves wit fire on its handz n' Nikes. Well shiiiit, it will take on any opponent."

Also, relevant:
"Mt. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sorbet"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 09:51:21 No.13135465 Report

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>>13135427
>Yo, sneasel be a funky-ass bipedal Pokémon which vaguely resemblez a mix of pussaaaaay n' weasel.
oh, my mirth

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 17:48:58 No.13138397 Report

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>>13134651
>Relic Woo-wop

Anonymous

Yo nigga Venomoth

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 18:43:00 No.13138903 Report

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51%-100% HP I be bout ta dump venomous powder on foes wit every last muthafuckin flap of mah wings!
26%-50% HP My fuckin game is half gone.
1%-25% HP I be bout ta crash... I can barely flap mah wings...
Level up Yes muthafucka! I leveled hommie biaaatch! My fuckin toxins powered up, too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 18:47:22 No.13138940 Report

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Serperior be a primarily pale-green, snake-like Pokemon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Serperior has curled pale-chronic patterns on tha sidez of its grill n' snout, n' small, pointed yellow extensions on tha back of its head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Its grill n' upper neck is white-colored, n' curled, tendril-like darker chronic extensions spread up from tha sidez of its lower neck, formin a cold-ass lil curlin pattern lower down tha body, resemblin a gangbangin' fancy collar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Well shiiiit, it has narrow red eyes, n' small, pointed teeth on its lower jaw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 18:47:59 No.13138951 Report

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Voltorb is spherical Pokemon wit no arms or legs. They be lookin like a Poke Ball wit a gangbangin' face, minus tha button; they top half is red, while they bottom half is white. They was first peeped up in tha plant where modern Poke Balls was invented. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Voltorb n' they evolution, Electrode, could be formz of juice yo, but it is unknown where dat juice came from or how tha fuck it pimped em. Because of tha similaritizzles wit tha Poke Ball, it has been suggested dat Voltorb is artificial Pokemon, pimped wit some form of human involvement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 18:53:41 No.13139023 Report

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Yo, scrafty be a funky-ass bipedal lizard-like Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Its oval-shaped eyes, dat have droopy, gray eyelids, is set ta tha sidez of its head n' its teeth step tha fuck up ta be constantly exposed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Well shiiiit, it game a red crest on its head, similar up in appearizzle ta a mohawk. Da yellow skin dat once covered its head as a Scraggy has molted off n' hangs on its shoulders, similar ta a jacket hoodie. Its body is orange-colored, wit thin arms n' a gray, scaled belly. Well shiiiit, it carries its lower bodyz molted, yellow skin round its legs, makin dem resemble pants, although a shitload of tha skin seems ta trail off ta form or cover a tail. On its tail be a single red scale, similar ta tha one Scraggy had on its head.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 18:56:22 No.13139050 Report

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These Pokémon arose from tha spiritz of playas interred up in graves up in past ages. Each retains memoriez of its forma game.
Each of dem carries a mask dat used ta be its grill when dat shiznit was human. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Sometimes they peep it n' cry like a muthafucka.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 18:56:29 No.13139053 Report

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Alakazam is characterized by its human-like structure n' its big-ass mustache. Well shiiiit, it has grown slightly since evolvin from Kadabra n' has become much lankier n' shiznit fo' realz. Alakazam now has brown sections over its forearms n' knees. Well shiiiit, it has lost tha Zener markings n' tha tail it had as a Kadabra. Its head (and mo' blinginly, its dome) has become much larger, givin it mad bangin menstrual powers. Well shiiiit, it is bipedal wit three toes on each foot, each of which has a white claw. Well shiiiit, it wieldz a silver spoon up in each hand, each of which acts as a amplifier fo' its special abilities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 18:58:39 No.13139080 Report

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Da flower on its back has a pleasant aroma dat may attract other Pokémon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 19:01:40 No.13139114 Report

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>>13139050
>Sometimes they peep it n' cry like a muthafucka.

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Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 19:03:24 No.13139128 Report

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>>13139023
>Ruby: Electrode smokes electricitizzle up in tha atmosphere, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. On minutes when lightnin strikes, you can peep dis Pokémon explodin all over tha place from smokin too much electricity.
>Emerald: They step tha fuck up in pimped out numbers at electric juice plants, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Because they feed on electricity, they cause massive n' chaotic blackouts up in nearby ghettos.

51%-100% HP: Whoa! Don't bust a nut on me biaaatch! I be liable ta blow up!
26%-50% HP: Watch it son! My fuckin HP is down ta half.
1%-25% HP: I can't hold dat shit... I be bout ta blow up.
Level up: Yo dawwwwg! I leveled up!

>Electrode n' his wild lil' playaz came ta explore tha Haunted Zone when they hustled what tha fuck a ghettofab place dat shiznit was becoming.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 20:13:36 No.13139980 Report

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>Part of tha armor on its forefeet be a sword; one swin of it can beat opponents, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Well shiiiit, it can silence foes wit its glare ridin' solo n' can dominizzle foes simply by howling. When up in battle, Samurott can stand on its hind hairy-ass legs n' use one of its blades as a sword ta fight. In tha time it takes a gangbangin' foe ta blink, it can draw n' sheathe tha seamitars attached ta its front legs.

Anonymous

Mah nigga Aerodactyl

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 21:06:45 No.13140611 Report

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>Ruby/Sapphire: Aerodactyl be a Pokémon from tha age of dinosaurs. Dat shiznit was regenerated from genetic material extracted from amber n' shit. Well shiiiit, it is imagined ta done been tha mackdaddy of tha skies up in ancient times.

>FireRed: Dat shiznit was regenerated from a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dinosaurz genetic matter dat was found up in amber n' shit. Well shiiiit, it flies wit high-pitched cries.

>First PokePark game: Aerodactyl, along wit Staraptor, is tha Caretaker of tha sky up in tha Granite Zone. Look up n' marvel at his thugged-out dunkadelic skill at Salamencez Air Ace.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 25 Jul 2013 22:29:17 No.13141672 Report

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>Oddish searches fo' fertile, nutrient-rich soil, then plants itself. Durin tha daytime, while it is planted, its feet is thought ta chizzle shape n' become similar ta tha rootz of trees. Oddish grows by absorbin moonlight, n' tha mo' fertile tha soil, tha glossier its leaves become fo' realz. As only its leaves is exposed above ground when it is buried tha fuck into tha soil, up in order ta avoid detection by enemies, it is holla'd ta be lookin like a cold-ass lil clump of weeds. Well shiiiit, it be also holla'd ta scream loudly if mah playas tries ta yank it out. Oddish is nocturnal, n' awakes upon bein exposed ta moonlight. Upon awakening, it roams bout actively, struttin nearly 1000 feet n' scatterin its seeds.

SMOKE ODDISH ERRYDAAAAY~

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