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ALRIGHT BITCHES HERE'S THE RUNDOWN:
>Turtwig says 'sup to Mankey
>Mankey starts throwing poo at Turtwig
>Turtwig eventually kills Mankey
>IT WAS ALL A DREAM
>Turtwig rolls over in bed to see Mankey's wife
>Time-traveling Wailord comes looking for his penuts and anus
>He is trying to eat Turtwig and Mrs. Mankey
>Past wailord comes and saves them
>Mrs. Mankey is pregnant
>Turtwig evolves into Turtferno
>Arceus arrives
>Mrs. Mankey leaves him
>Weepinbell (Turtferno's cousin) phones him asking if he wants to go bowling
>He joins Weepinbell's bowling team along with Arceus and a Lampert
>The rival team "The Pin Pals" come along
>The Pin Plas consist of Snorlax, Slaking, Kecleon and Mow Rotom
>Arceus kills Slaking for trying to make a move on it
>Lampert evolves and gains a French accent
>Wailord forgot his wallet and accidentally crushes weepinbell
>The now joined group of Pin Pals and Turtferno's group head to Kalos and gain sunglasses (Also Mrs. Mankey joins)
>Arceus remembers it has shit to do and leaves but not before tyrning Turtferno into a gay Cleffa for being an atheist
>Kecleon and Mow Rotom disappear for no reason
>Mrs Mankey finds this sexy and comes on to Cleffa but is rejected because he is gay
>SNORLAX WAS MANKEY THE WHOLE TIME
>Makey starts throwing poo everywhere
>Mrs. Mankey was actually pregnant with Mankey's children
>She gives birth to babies Kecleon and Mow Rotom
>Mankey gets mad and starts eating her
>Some more weird shit happens involving wailords, fire and diglett-girafarig
>TURTWIG WAKES UP AGAIN!

But the question still remains /vp/, What happens next?