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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:08:35 No.13162475 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13162499 >>13162530 >>13162580 >>13162622 >>13162927 >>13162956 >>13162957 >>13166574 >>13166802 >>13167202 >>13167327

A Kaiju is now attacking the Pokemon World, how fucked is humanity?

>No Legendaries
>1 hit KO moves dont work nor moves like Perish Song and Curse
>No status ailment
>Pokeballs dont work either
And other shit like that so you don't pull something "clever" to make it seem easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:10:54 No.13162498 Report

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Use my bros and kick its ass.
Then get a lifetime insurance, millions of dollars, and pussies everyday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:10:55 No.13162499 Report

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>>13162475
>see your shitty list of rules
So no fun allowed?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:11:45 No.13162508 Report

Quoted By: >>13162518

>every poison pokemon uses poisonpower, slowing it down
>while its slowed down articuno and kyogre use sheer cold
>after being hit it can easily be captured in a pokeball

problem solved

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:13:25 No.13162518 Report

Quoted By: >>13162538 >>13162540 >>13166742

>>13162508
>No Legendaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:14:22 No.13162530 Report

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>>13162475
Fuck you and your shitty list of rules.
Leave it to OP to be a huge raging faggot like always.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:15:18 No.13162538 Report

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>>13162518
keep trying

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:15:18 No.13162539 Report

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Missing No.

Kaiju's save file is corrupted. Deal w/ it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:15:21 No.13162540 Report

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>>13162518
The Joke.
------------------------------
Your Head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:15:46 No.13162543 Report

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Have a Group of Dittos transform into legendaries and one transform into Kaiju

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:16:36 No.13162549 Report

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Send out my team of legendaries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:16:59 No.13162551 Report

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>Spam earthquake
>Win

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:17:26 No.13162555 Report

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I-I can't paraflinch it to death with my Jirachi? Smogon said it would work!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:18:12 No.13162564 Report

Quoted By: >>13162578

The Pokémon world isn't real, so I'm sure humanity would be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:18:35 No.13162567 Report

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>A Kaiju is attacking
>humanity is fucked
>pointless rule set

This is got to be a troll

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:20:02 No.13162578 Report

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>>13162564

w-w-what?? N-not real??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:20:21 No.13162580 Report

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>>13162475
The fuck is Kaiju doing in the Pokemon world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:20:43 No.13162585 Report

Quoted By: >>13166790

Send out a Rattata with a focus sash.
Use endeavor.
Use quick attack.
Problem solved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:20:53 No.13162586 Report

Quoted By: >>13162620 >>13162932 >>13163484 >>13163790 >>13166721 >>13166925

>mfw this is apparently from a movie I am about to see today
What is /vp/'s opinion on it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:22:20 No.13162603 Report

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Kaiju vs 50 Steelix.
Gg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:22:24 No.13162608 Report

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Spam Hyper Beam on the kaiju, it's pretty much confirmed dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:23:16 No.13162620 Report

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>>13162586
The fights are amazing, it's pretty. The story is lacking but you're going to see a movie about giant robots punching the shit out of monsters, you really think story is a major factor in this? My only complaint is that it didn't show enough of some of the side characters. They're literally in it for like one fight. 'Oh hey look it's these super special awesome characters....aaaand that's all you see folks'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:23:19 No.13162622 Report

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>>13162475
Neverending Sky Drops
Neverending Protects & Substitutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:49:50 No.13162851 Report

Quoted By: >>13162880

>Conkeldurr used Low Kick!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:52:44 No.13162880 Report

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>>13162851
This honestly makes the most sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:59:08 No.13162927 Report

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>>13162475
Well I would use a superior pokemon powered Jaeger.
Pretty sure they can make ones that work a lot better in the pokemon world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 17:59:53 No.13162932 Report

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>>13162586
it's fucking great

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 18:01:47 No.13162943 Report

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send out lvl 1 nosepass
it has strudy
use toxic
survive hit
eat oran berry regain 10 hp making it full hp again
use pain split every time kaiju attaks
let toxic finish it off
let OP suck my dick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 18:03:28 No.13162956 Report

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>>13162475
Is it holding a Babiri berry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 18:03:30 No.13162957 Report

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>>13162475
I think some Pokemon like Metagross could old their own.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 18:05:39 No.13162985 Report

Quoted By: >>13163029

SUBPROTECTSUBPROTECTSUBPROTECTSUBPROTECTSUBPROTECTSUBPROTECTSUBPROTECTSUBPROTECTSUBPROTECTSUBPROTECTSUBPROTECTSUBPROTECTSUBPROTECT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 18:09:21 No.13163029 Report

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>>13162985
>this kills the Kaiju.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 18:57:07 No.13163474 Report

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>a monster attacks monster tamers
>how fucked are they

Not very. Even a few Skarmory could defeat a kaiju. Hell, I bet I could defeat a Kaiju with a tank to keep me safe and a chansey with Seismic Toss. People dealt with pokemon before there were master balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 18:58:16 No.13163484 Report

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>>13162586
Story is assbag cookie cutter but it's a gorgeous movie and that Always Sunny squirrely guy is funny in it. Watch it in 3D or don't watch it at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 19:02:51 No.13163549 Report

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Aron used Endeavor!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 19:24:19 No.13163790 Report

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>>13162586
Story is kinda flat but the fights are visual orgasms and the characters are likable and colorful.

Don't leave at the beginning of the credits

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 19:30:33 No.13163863 Report

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>FEAR Rattata

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 21:48:37 No.13165435 Report

Quoted By: >>13165507

>Hyper Beam TM is sold at the fucking store

>TMs are indefinitely reusable since gen V

>fucking everybody can learn hyper beam

>not to mention that the world is full of billions of already powerful creatures that have altruism fetishes

>even the bugs are fucking powerful

>kaiju be fucked son.

>just another day in the pokemon world

>this thread is now gary

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 21:55:51 No.13165507 Report

Quoted By: >>13166594

>>13165435
Did you say Gary?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 23:32:33 No.13166574 Report

Quoted By: >>13166770

>>13162475
What are the kaiju's
type, stats, and moves?

It's a monster, and in this universe, every monster has stats,
so list em'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 23:35:18 No.13166594 Report

Quoted By: >>13166623

>>13165507
>tons of tiny gary heads
>don't form a giant gary when zoomed out

I'm disappointed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 23:39:36 No.13166623 Report

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>>13166594
If I remember right it was part of an Eva thread and it's a GO field

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 23:50:17 No.13166721 Report

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>>13162586
Way better than any other action movies in a few years. Story, action, characters, etc...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 23:51:37 No.13166742 Report

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>>13162518
>breaks every rule in OP as a part of the obvious joke
>only points out legendaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 23:54:58 No.13166770 Report

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>>13166574
It's a monster in the pokemon world from another universe why would it adhere to it's rules?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 23:58:06 No.13166790 Report

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>>13162585
This

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2013 23:59:00 No.13166802 Report

Quoted By: >>13166829

>>13162475
Build a giant Genesect to stop it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:00:45 No.13166829 Report

Quoted By: >>13166869

>>13166802
>NO LEGENDARIES

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:00:47 No.13166830 Report

Quoted By: >>13166876 >>13166906

Everybody chill the fuck out, I got this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:05:00 No.13166868 Report

Quoted By: >>13166876 >>13167180

fear ratata
>focus sash +endeavor
>quick attack.
ya know if we are doing in game rules or if in the pokemon world
>1 shedninja
>reveals it's back
>shedninja steals it's soul
gg OP I'll take your bait and teach it the ways of the hunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:05:08 No.13166869 Report

Quoted By: >>13166888

>>13166829
A giant Genesect robot is not a legendary retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:05:36 No.13166876 Report

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>>13166830
>>13166868
that hive mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:05:53 No.13166883 Report

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>Send in hundreds of Politoeds to make it rain
>Have hundreds of Dragonites use Hurricane
>Every Water pokemon that can should use Hydro Pump and thoses who can't use Surf
>Fry it with Thunder from every Electric pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:06:38 No.13166888 Report

Quoted By: >>13166927 >>13166929

>>13166869
It's based on one retard.

Ghost/Normal

Ghost/Normal Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:08:33 No.13166906 Report

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>>13166830
Mah saviour

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:09:54 No.13166925 Report

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>>13162586
Effects are gr8. 3D is the only way and it's not just 3D rain like I have heard others say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:10:06 No.13166927 Report

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>>13166888
What's wrong with Genesect? I understand not using legends like Dialga/Palkia/Other one of legendary, but there are multiple Genesects (and you can make your own if you have the technology, considering Genesect is an ancient pokemon that has been weaponized). Hell, why the fuck is Genesect legendary in the first place? It's just a weaponized android pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:10:15 No.13166929 Report

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>>13166888
So that mechanical tyranitar in the Pokestar studios was a living breathing tyranitar huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:12:39 No.13166954 Report

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Many pokemon are mini-kaiju anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:27:13 No.13167128 Report

Quoted By: >>13167184

Why not build a Jaeger specially for Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:30:54 No.13167174 Report

Quoted By: >>13167267

using game logic, roll a party of 6 with ohko moves, gg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:31:26 No.13167180 Report

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>>13166868
It's Shedinja, not Shedninja

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:31:45 No.13167184 Report

Quoted By: >>13167367

>>13167128
>Giant Scizor Jaeger
>Maroon Machamp Jaeger
>Genesect Danger Jaeger

10/10

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:33:18 No.13167202 Report

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>>13162475
Prepare your anus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:37:59 No.13167253 Report

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A Kaiju is now attacking the Pokemon World, how fucked is humanity?

>You can't suggest anything smart because I want to read from you what I would do.

Why did I post?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:39:25 No.13167267 Report

Quoted By: >>13167281

>>13167174
whoops I didn't read OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:41:11 No.13167281 Report

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>>13167267
Who cares, OP is a retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:47:55 No.13167327 Report

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>>13162475

>Those rules

Well, since you're going to be a faggot and try to take away fixtures of the Pokemon World that would prevent this situation off the bat, I spam debuffs, Substitute, Protect, and sneaky pebbles over the course of a couple dozen encounters until your Kaiju dies from the accumulated attrition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:52:04 No.13167367 Report

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>>13167184
>Genesect Danger Jaeger
>Finally a Jaeger that can fly
Those Kaijus are fucked.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:03:14 No.13167475 Report

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>Speed Boost
>Swords Dance to maximize attacking power
>Double team
>Kaiju gets hit with thousands of Blaziken clones
>Max speed, max power
>KE=1/2m*v^2 motherfuckers

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