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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:49:44 No.13167344 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13167612 >>13167656 >>13167681 >>13167769

You're at the pokemon center healing your team and this gal slaps your ass. What do you do?

Keep in mind she's 5'03" and 106.7lbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:50:43 No.13167352 Report

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I'm not into that sort of thing? Otherwise, what did you slap my butt for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:51:12 No.13167360 Report

Quoted By: >>13168966

Catch that bitch in a Poke Ball and sex her later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:51:32 No.13167362 Report

Quoted By: >>13167378

>106.7lbs

0/10 would not fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:51:47 No.13167364 Report

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rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:52:45 No.13167370 Report

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Have a threesome with her and the nurse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:54:06 No.13167378 Report

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>>13167362
>ghost-type detected
enjoy your incorporeal handjobs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:54:50 No.13167384 Report

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rape and kill

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:55:36 No.13167391 Report

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Rape and then Impregnate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:56:23 No.13167399 Report

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y-you too...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:57:10 No.13167403 Report

Quoted By: >>13167414 >>13167509

Have the nurse video tape me fucking her, upload it on Youtube, and share with the good people of this board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 00:58:13 No.13167414 Report

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>>13167403
This, my children, is the hero we need.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:05:35 No.13167509 Report

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>>13167403
while you're at it fuck the nurse too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:06:13 No.13167520 Report

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I would get on my knees and eat that sweet pussy like it was the last snatch in the entire fucking universe, and when I've got her shuddering in a pile of giggly goo, I'd throw that leggy beauty over my shoulder, take her home, and give her such a stern dicking she would swell up five months pregnant with the gallon of semen I spill inside of her, and end it by snuggling in my comfy bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:10:42 No.13167582 Report

Quoted By: >>13167598 >>13167781

I'd fuck her
only if it's a futa

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:11:55 No.13167598 Report

Quoted By: >>13167614

>>13167582
>the joy of swallowing sticky gardevoir cum

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:12:51 No.13167612 Report

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>>13167344
>106.7lbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:12:58 No.13167614 Report

Quoted By: >>13167641

>>13167598
Oh god
>tfw this will never happen to you ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:15:23 No.13167640 Report

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Walk over to her stare directly into her eyes then gently pull out my pokeballs and challenge her to a battle!

Aint no one fucks with me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:15:24 No.13167641 Report

Quoted By: >>13167668

>>13167614
no thick, twitchy fuck meat prodding the back of your throat as she squeaks, gripping your hair firmly while facefucking you in a needy frenzy

I want to die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:16:46 No.13167656 Report

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>>13167344
Wonder where this abomination came from and ask if she wants help returning back to normal.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:17:29 No.13167668 Report

Quoted By: >>13167792

>>13167641
You're giving me feels anon.
brb suicide

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:18:13 No.13167681 Report

Quoted By: >>13167732 >>13167752

>>13167344
>Catch her
>Name her "BreedinSlut"
>Take BreedinSlut to Day Care
>Make her shoot eggs out her vag until she makes the perfect one
>Name "Mah Waifu"
>Give her 29 Rare Candies
>Instant Waifu
>Fuck Mah Waifu in front of BreedinSlut while saying "This will never happen to you, you useless, ugly slut!"
>my and Mah Waifu's faces as I lick her delicious tears of anguish as Mah Waifu blows me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:20:13 No.13167707 Report

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Tell her she's supporting sexualization of trainers and promoting the poketriarchy. Then I adjust my thick black-rimmed glasses and tug on my shemagh, telling her how she is psychic-type privileged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:22:04 No.13167732 Report

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>>13167681
So you fuck her own daughter in front of her?

Nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:22:53 No.13167747 Report

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Look her into the eyes and say, hey, that wasn't very nice. I can't let you get away with this, where's your trainer? After she takes me to her trainer, I will tell him what she did, and then we will both lecture her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:23:18 No.13167751 Report

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Console her. Poor girl's got to be well aware that her tumors are far beyond anything that the Center, or anyone, can help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:23:21 No.13167752 Report

Quoted By: >>13167784

>>13167681
>Fucking a ralts
Other than that nice job

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:24:27 No.13167769 Report

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>>13167344
take her out back for a quick hump, get her number, become friends and casual fuckbuddies, enjoy life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:25:09 No.13167781 Report

Quoted By: >>13167797 >>13167811

>>13167582

does gardevoir futa exist? I'm just curious. I wouldn't fap to it or anything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:25:18 No.13167784 Report

Quoted By: >>13167793

>>13167752
Did you not read the part about the 29 Rare Candies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:25:56 No.13167792 Report

Quoted By: >>13167853

>>13167668
You will never EVER 69 with a busty futa Gardevoir and feel your throat seize up and cough as a round, sweaty ass gyrates above you, and you finger her slick asshole as she whimpers around your dick, her lean, slender body pumping away at your face, depositing impossible loads of hot, sticky, thick, fragrant Gardevoir spunk into your slutty tummy. Then having her sit up, hiccup as she wipes a spot of your cum from her cheek, and smile at you over her shoulder as you almost suffocate under her lovely bum.

see you in balamb garden

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:25:58 No.13167793 Report

Quoted By: >>13167836

>>13167784
I GUESS NOT
MY BAD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:26:03 No.13167795 Report

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This

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:26:07 No.13167797 Report

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>>13167781
Well, the male version is pretty feminine so we already have a trap, but I dunno about a futa version.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:27:16 No.13167811 Report

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>>13167781
>I wouldn't fap to it or anything.

YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:29:09 No.13167836 Report

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>>13167793
That's okay. Here, have a gif of a monkey.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:30:17 No.13167853 Report

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>>13167792
fuck you, I already fapped twice today, I don't want to do it again ;-;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:33:38 No.13167892 Report

Quoted By: >>13168470

no thanks not into girls but if you have a gallade brother or something let me know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 01:39:05 No.13167951 Report

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Well this thread is fun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:27:05 No.13168470 Report

Quoted By: >>13168997

>>13167892
Are you a boy or a girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:34:59 No.13168571 Report

Quoted By: >>13168594 >>13168670

I'd wake up because gardevoir dont have breasts or wear human panties, we dont even know if it has human genitalia. It probably has some magical space dildo that it uses to reproduce

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:37:48 No.13168594 Report

Quoted By: >>13168626 >>13168643 >>13168649

>>13168571
Since it lays eggs, it's safe to assume it has a cloaca, and thus you have somewhere to stick your Super Rod if you know what I mean.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:39:43 No.13168626 Report

Quoted By: >>13168639 >>13168648

>>13168594
if it lays eggs than it is definitely not a mammal, meaning you probably need some weird as fuck dick in order to sex it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:40:57 No.13168639 Report

Quoted By: >>13168687

>>13168626
>platypus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:41:01 No.13168640 Report

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>Do a once over
"Clever bitch. What service are you looking for?"
And go from there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:41:10 No.13168643 Report

Quoted By: >>13168660 >>13168690

>>13168594

Considering Gardevoir is in the amorphous egg group, which is shared with the likes of Gengar, Drifblim, Muk, etc., I doubt Gardevoir's anatomy is even remotely similar to a human.

At the very least, it would have an "exotic" reproductive system.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:41:50 No.13168648 Report

Quoted By: >>13168687

>>13168626
Or it's a monotreme. And it can't be that hard to shove your penis in a hole: it's not like unlocking a doorknob. That's how bestiality happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:41:55 No.13168649 Report

Quoted By: >>13168659

>>13168594
A cloaca is basically a vagina and anus in one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:42:51 No.13168659 Report

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>>13168649
Thanks: I already knew that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:42:57 No.13168660 Report

Quoted By:

>>13168643
Who cares, I'd still fuck a futa Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:44:18 No.13168670 Report

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>>13168571
>you will never be fucked in the ass by Gardevoir's magical space dildo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:45:34 No.13168687 Report

Quoted By: >>13168704 >>13168706

>>13168639
those monstrosities are the chimeras of the real world. Did you know those things also secrete venom from its feet?

>>13168648
>And it can't be that hard to shove your penis in a hole: it's not like unlocking a doorknob.

Why dont you try getting a random key to unlock a random doorknob and tell me if you unlock it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:45:43 No.13168690 Report

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>>13168643
I guess, but it still manages to lay eggs: that hole should be somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:45:49 No.13168691 Report

Quoted By: >>13168705 >>13168708 >>13168756

>tfw spending your saturday night contemplating the details of pokemon genitalia

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:46:41 No.13168704 Report

Quoted By: >>13168742

>>13168687
You managed to support my point. Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:46:46 No.13168705 Report

Quoted By: >>13168718

>>13168691
stop pretending you have some sort of life. If you dont like it, dont bother with this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:46:48 No.13168706 Report

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>>13168687
Yes I did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:47:03 No.13168708 Report

Quoted By:

>>13168691

Dude, I do that every night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:47:38 No.13168718 Report

Quoted By: >>13168761

>>13168705
>stop pretending you have some sort of life.

o-okay...

>If you don't like it,

but i do like it...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:49:46 No.13168742 Report

Quoted By: >>13168783

>>13168704
How funny you must be. Considering your post time, you probably didnt even make a attempt.

If you had a box of keys in front of you, all with different designs, will you be able to successfully unlock a lock using a random key from the lock? No, why? because the key will most likely not even match, just like your dick with a pokemon

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:50:47 No.13168756 Report

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>>13168691
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:51:04 No.13168761 Report

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>>13168718
I'm sorry for anon-kun's behavior. However, he's right in saying that we're all shut-ins together. Of course, this moots any insults that might be made, and thus making them is inconsequential. Don't worry, loser: no one cares about what you said anyway. Have a good night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:53:54 No.13168783 Report

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>>13168742
But dicks don't have notches, and vag walls don't have pins. People can fuck animals, and assuming a pokemon has animal-like orifices, people must be able to fuck pokemon.. My statement on keys was saying you can't unlock doors with any key: you're seemingly agreeing with me. Jesus, you're just bleeding autism all over the place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:54:20 No.13168785 Report

Quoted By: >>13168820 >>13168824

Oh my fucking god. You fucking people make me laugh like no one's business.

You have one camp that would outright rape her, another that hungers for futa dick, another that quips a clever one liner and a gaggle of fedora-wearers that ignore the busty cock-inhaler that just slapped their ass in favor of arguing over the finer points of her vagina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:58:03 No.13168819 Report

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Hope she doesn't notice the crinkle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:58:06 No.13168820 Report

Quoted By: >>13168846

>>13168785
Well, then it's a good thing your opinions aren't weighted in the eyes of anyone here. It's also good that you are an inconsequential worm who will die unknown in a dilapidated nursing home after an excruciatingly long life of failure and obscurity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:58:31 No.13168824 Report

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>>13168785
The fun part is that the people that'd rape her are like 4/5 and that the ones that hungers for futa dick are 2.
Welcome to 4chan.jpg

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 02:58:51 No.13168829 Report

Quoted By: >>13168845 >>13168860 >>13168864 >>13168869

Is 'ara ara' Gardevoir better than DFC glasses-chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:00:38 No.13168845 Report

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>>13168829
Lelno.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:00:38 No.13168846 Report

Quoted By: >>13168856

>>13168820
>getting this mad in a thread about reacting to a sexy pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:01:40 No.13168856 Report

Quoted By: >>13168872

>>13168846
>Implying that telling the relevant truth is anger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:01:52 No.13168860 Report

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>>13168829
you look at her and you just know that DFC gardevoir has a femdom streak wider than kanto

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:02:05 No.13168864 Report

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>>13168829
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:02:35 No.13168869 Report

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>>13168829
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:02:46 No.13168872 Report

Quoted By: >>13168898

>>13168856
>implying you could possibly know who's on the other end of an anonymous imageboard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:04:58 No.13168898 Report

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>>13168872
>Suggesting that my "angry" response. can't be applied to the vast majority of this board.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:06:28 No.13168916 Report

Quoted By: >>13168967

>"Anon, it's time for bed."

>"W-what? You want some milk?"

>"Well...I...I guess it can't be helped..."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:07:01 No.13168923 Report

Quoted By: >>13168959 >>13168971

>PUNCH IN FACE, no pokephilia here mang
>grab pokemon
>jump in 1978 Pontiac trans am
>pop in random casset, because fuck yea
>jam out to Savatage while doing burnouts
>get chaced by Sheriff Buford T. Jenny
>Im sorry, I cant hear you over the sound of Metal and an American Big Block V8
>MFW

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:09:49 No.13168959 Report

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>>13168923
epic, just epic :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:10:11 No.13168966 Report

Quoted By: >>13169017

>>13167360
I gotta go with this guy. She obviously wants the D if shes smacking mah ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:10:12 No.13168967 Report

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>>13168916
>*goes to kitchen, grabs milk, since egg-laying organisms don't have mammaries, and since she'd need to be lactating anyway.*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:10:28 No.13168971 Report

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>>13168923
*tips fedora*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:12:21 No.13168997 Report

Quoted By:

>>13168470
boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:14:06 No.13169017 Report

Quoted By: >>13169022

>>13168966
Isn't that how all girls flirt? They smack their prey ass to tell them they want the D?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:14:49 No.13169022 Report

Quoted By: >>13169037

>>13169017
I would assume so

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 03:16:45 No.13169037 Report

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>>13169022
Well no wonder this one girl have been smacking my ass for so long...

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