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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 21:17:16 No.13176004 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13177251 >>13177653 >>13177724 >>13177992

Could you imagine how much fatter and lazier this world would get if Pokemon were real?

Don't want to run to the store for food? Get Delibird to run errands.

Don't feel like walking or biking? Have a bird fly you.

Don't feel like building something? Grab a Machoke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 21:21:29 No.13176053 Report

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Just like wall e

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:21:36 No.13177251 Report

Quoted By: >>13177531

>>13176004
Only in 'Meruka.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:44:25 No.13177531 Report

Quoted By: >>13177557 >>13177586 >>13177607 >>13177617 >>13177772

>>13177251
You don't have these carts where you're from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:47:33 No.13177557 Report

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>>13177531
We don't have shopping marts accessible for this.

I wish I could go to america just to see these rare sights.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:50:20 No.13177586 Report

Quoted By: >>13177607

>>13177531
actually, we don't have those

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:52:28 No.13177607 Report

Quoted By: >>13177772

>>13177586
>>13177531
We do have some sort of scooters, for old people. I suppose fat people could ride them. But they dont have a shopping basket attached to it.

>there were no fat people during WW2
It must be horrible to be fat though, not just being unable to actually move. But also the people staring at you. It's difficult changing the amount you eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:53:02 No.13177617 Report

Quoted By: >>13177637

>>13177531
I never saw one before OP's image.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:54:37 No.13177637 Report

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>>13177617
You lucky bastard, these people honestly sicken me when I see them. No joke, and what's worse the kids they have with them are fat as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:55:32 No.13177646 Report

Quoted By: >>13177687

Don't want to run to the store for food? Get your kid to run errands.

Don't feel like walking or biking? Drive a car or use public transport.

Don't feel like building something? Pay someone to do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:56:06 No.13177653 Report

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>>13176004
More like the world would be in better shape because in real life, Pokemon would fucking murder us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:57:58 No.13177671 Report

Quoted By: >>13177690

Your thread is already invalidated because the Pokemon in question would have to be CAUGHT OUTSIDE before obeying it's trainer. It wouldn't listen a maniac it just met. It would have to have some form of training first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:59:39 No.13177687 Report

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>>13177646
but those cost money.
Using Pokémon would be free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:59:44 No.13177689 Report

Quoted By: >>13177730

dear god, dont remind me of the pitiful state of these fuckers
im often embarrassed to live in america

anyway, it depends on what you mean
if people started going on adventures when they were 10 and traveling the world
everyone would be in much better shape, its the high density cities where people get fat like that guy fro kalos
no one would just have a delibird without going out and befriending it
though if were talking serious, people would use pokemon for crime and police would have pokemon and it would turn to shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:59:47 No.13177690 Report

Quoted By: >>13177734

>>13177671
I could open my window and catch a Pidgey or Patrat, I wouldn't have to leave the house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:02:50 No.13177724 Report

Quoted By: >>13177731

>>13176004
Hm, I have the opposite view. I think we would have a lot of fit people going journeys with there Pokemon. Exploring adventuring...etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:03:37 No.13177730 Report

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>>13177689
The size of the food/cups also doesn't really help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:03:56 No.13177731 Report

Quoted By: >>13177747

>>13177724
Again, why walk to _____ City when I could fly instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:04:11 No.13177734 Report

Quoted By: >>13177847

>>13177690
You don't even have to do that you could probably find a Spinarak or someother bug type in your house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:05:25 No.13177747 Report

Quoted By: >>13177826 >>13177847

>>13177731
Because you need to battle a gym to fly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:06:58 No.13177764 Report

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But it even shows that in the Pokemon world, humans also help with the construction. People still go to markets. But the bird thing would be true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:07:18 No.13177772 Report

Quoted By: >>13177867

>>13177531
I thought they were mostly just used for jokes about how fat and lazy americans were.
I thought they were pretty rare actually.

also we have something similar for old people like this guy said >>13177607

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:09:56 No.13177806 Report

Quoted By: >>13177947

I sometimes fantasize about setting an Amerifat on fire, just to watch its fat burn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:11:08 No.13177826 Report

Quoted By: >>13177847 >>13177855

>>13177747
plus, you can only Fly somewhere you've actually been

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:12:53 No.13177847 Report

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>>13177734
>Spinarak in house

FUCK YOU DON'T SAY THAT

>>13177747
>>13177826
We're talking real world stuff here people, unless there is a flying PokePolice that checks your badges when you hit the skies. SIR LET ME SEE YOUR BADGES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:13:44 No.13177855 Report

Quoted By: >>13177876

>>13177826
this is real life we're talking about

"sorry guys your plane flight to spain is delayed as the pilot has to walk there first"

anyone with a map and compass could fly to other places

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:14:28 No.13177867 Report

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>>13177772
If you ever go to an American Walmart, 100% you will find one if not 3 fat people in the carts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:15:17 No.13177876 Report

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>>13177855
>delayed as the pilot has to walk there first"

Fuck you I just spit my water on my screen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:21:26 No.13177947 Report

Quoted By: >>13178002

>>13177806
Fun fact: a woman in Austria who weighed 440 pounds that the fire from her burnt fat set the crematorium on fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:24:17 No.13177992 Report

Quoted By: >>13178074

>>13176004
Actually, I think the world would be fit.

Who doesn't want to train with their Pokemon?

I for one wouldn't own a house, I'd travel with my bros and never stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:25:05 No.13178002 Report

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>>13177947
Blast Burn huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:32:12 No.13178074 Report

Quoted By: >>13178130

>>13177992
Millions of fatasses who keep pets but can't be arsed to so much as walk them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:36:33 No.13178130 Report

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>>13178074
>GO WALK YOURSELF, I'LL BE HERE WATCHING TV. YOU KNOW KNOW TO GET IN THE HOUSE.

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