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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 22:33:14 No.13176767 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13177027 >>13177896 >>13180810 >>13192141 >>13192467 >>13192877

IIT: We translate our real life jobs into what it would be in pokemon universe.

>While working at moo moo packaging factory, I moved at least 200 crates of moo moo milk and mixed berry juice (aguav and razz)

If you're a jobless manchild, you're a ten year old trainer.

This is not a RP thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 22:53:36 No.13176949 Report

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So I sell video games in the Pokemon universe

A fan favorite is Animals! it's very popular among the children, and occasionally some fat virgin neckbeards, they should play a real game like Cobalion of Duty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 22:57:07 No.13176976 Report

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>Work for a neighborhood enviromental group

So tomorrow, me and a couple of coworkers are going to the forest perserve in order to clean up and provide a safe and healthy place for the pokemon to live in.

We also will encourage people to grow their own berries to promote healthy food and save more money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 22:58:33 No.13176996 Report

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Well that means that after fighting in the great pokemon war I went to college and started burning so many oddish leaaves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:00:55 No.13177021 Report

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I write history, so apart from a different history to write about, pretty much the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:01:52 No.13177027 Report

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>>13176767
Well irl I'm a banker...

....fuck....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:04:07 No.13177050 Report

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I tutor children, particularly those who need to strengthen foundational skills

>Teaching slow/behind children about types, moves, abilities, natures
>Periodically test them with battles

Awesome.

I don't think I'd correlate with a Move Tutor as I don't train animals/teach them tricks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:06:05 No.13177070 Report

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I'd watch people swim in a pool. With Pokemon. Ooh.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:06:19 No.13177074 Report

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I work in a videogame industry so i probably will be doing the same thing in a world of Pokemon.
I probably will be the creator of such titles as:
1) Gengar's Mystery Mansion - survival horror
2) Garchomp Triple Attack Survival - arcade machine
3) Rotom Brothers - run n jump game
4) Joltik's Quest for Berries - PokStore title
5) Alakazam's Memory Games - PokStore title
6) Stunfisk Paradise Hotel - Pokendo title
7) Furret & Friends - Pokendo 4FN title
8) Slaking's Hot Fantasies - adult title (banned in Unova region)
And many others...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:07:17 No.13177090 Report

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S.S Aqua crew member.

Nothing changes, sans me now slacking off and fighting 10 year olds.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:09:08 No.13177112 Report

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>mfw that when it comes down to it, your job is exactly the same in the Pokemon universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:09:29 No.13177118 Report

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I'm an IT student, so...

>I work as an apprentice to Bill, one day I hope to improve the Pokemon Storage System even further.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:10:03 No.13177123 Report

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>>13177027

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:10:46 No.13177131 Report

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>>13177050
>tfw that's what happens in X/Y with the professor battling you.

Really look at the kids, you know they arent the smartest ones around

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:11:53 No.13177144 Report

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>>13177027
So you are a probopass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:15:41 No.13177182 Report

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It would be exactly the same, since they have fast food joints in the pokemon world too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:21:13 No.13177245 Report

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>>13177182
What sort of fast food do you vend in real life?
What are the Pokemon world equivalents?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:26:30 No.13177307 Report

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>>13177245
burgers n chickens n shit like all fast food

Goes without saying, miltank and uhhhh... what's the chicken equivalent aside from combusken?

But personally I don't think they'd people would ever eat pokemon, pretty sure they'd have cows and chickend in the pokemon world too

Maybe

I mean, it would be even more fucked up than eating cats/dogs is to us westerners

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:29:12 No.13177347 Report

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>>13177307
And like how eating cows and pigs is appalling to westerners
it's all relative

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:30:04 No.13177363 Report

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>>13177307
And I also don't think of pokemon as organic beings, but manifestations of pure energy er whatever

And that's why moomoo milk heals, it's energy excretion

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:32:31 No.13177399 Report

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>>13177347
You mean indians and jews/muslims?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:37:25 No.13177459 Report

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>Actor

A while ago I had a small role in Brycen Man Strikes Back.

Currently I'm working in a small development project relating to Mystery Doors of the Magical Land 4.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:44:16 No.13177526 Report

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>>13177399
Yeah, typo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:48:14 No.13177568 Report

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I study Computer and Network technology, so soon your PC will have my name on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2013 23:55:27 No.13177645 Report

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Economics student.
I am the one who will fix the GTS demands and offers, control the Pokémart prices and boost some Join Avenues sales.
And buy some shares from Devon or Silph Co.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:04:16 No.13177736 Report

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Vet student. Idk man what the fuck do vets do in Pokemon with Pokemon Centers around ._.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:08:15 No.13177783 Report

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>>13177736
>Step 1: Put pokemon on machine
>Step 2: Turn on machine
>Step 3: When music stops give pokemon back to trainer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:09:06 No.13177797 Report

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I farm berries

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:10:11 No.13177810 Report

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>>13177797
There is bigger business in Apricorn farming dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:10:48 No.13177820 Report

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>>13177736
You would turn into Nurse Joy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:12:50 No.13177846 Report

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>studying zoology

Who wants a starter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:14:06 No.13177862 Report

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I'd be a unemployed hospital worker who works on identifying what disease people have

Out of work only because the only person in the Pokeverse who was sick was Wally and pokemon cured him, and no hospitals anwhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:15:10 No.13177875 Report

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Um... I sit in an office, typing things on a computer all day. I don't see that changing very much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:15:28 No.13177879 Report

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>>13177736

Pokerus man, pokerus, you research/cure/help spread that shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:15:55 No.13177883 Report

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I'd be mapping where different Pokemon could be found I suppose, or be a cartographer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:17:03 No.13177896 Report

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>>13176767
male nurse joy reportin'

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:18:44 No.13177908 Report

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Stockbroker here. You fuckers should invest in TMs, that shit's going up in value.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:19:17 No.13177915 Report

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You're all welcome.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:26:46 No.13178014 Report

Quoted By: >>13178125

I would be studying Pokémon evolution and genetics, so... I'm one of Rowan's assistants?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:28:28 No.13178034 Report

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>>13177875

Yes, but you could be doing that at Silph Co. or the Devon Corporation! Or maybe even the constant fourth-wall-breaking game freak head quarters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:32:44 No.13178080 Report

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I'd be one of the cameramen filming pokemon battles at pokemon leagues and whatnot. Pretty fucking sweet job, now I'm more depressed that that is a reality that'll never come to be. Unless...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:36:17 No.13178125 Report

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>>13178014
I call bullshit. If not, tell me something about inherited behavioral characteristics..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:37:28 No.13178141 Report

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>copy editor and page designer
>still a copy editor and page designer but now sometimes I get to put Pokemon battle stories into the sports section
>I can ride Charizard to work

Boring, but it's a living.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 00:48:42 No.13178265 Report

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>>13177070
And I would teach the people in the pool how to swim.

And I would also care for pokemon while their owners are busy/away. Cool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 02:49:43 No.13179750 Report

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>>13177879
>>13177820
>>13177783

Pokerus research it is. Id make pokerus into a pill that lasted for a day or something. Like protein powder and supplements for Pokemon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 02:55:00 No.13179818 Report

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Not in Employment Education or >Training

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 02:58:04 No.13179856 Report

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I guess I'd be Gabby and Ty at the same time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:03:20 No.13179922 Report

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Chem Eng. Student
I dunno, they kinda cracked it with the Full Restore.
Guess I could work on stronger protein/EV boosting items, possibly try and produce +5 lvl Rare candies, sell them to super rich fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:03:46 No.13179927 Report

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I'm a diesel mechanic, so I guess I would work on all the trucks and buses in the Pokemon world...

...all 3 of them.

I would also moonlight as a DJ at the Goldenrod Radio tower.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:04:50 No.13179941 Report

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>radio DJ and engineer
Item giveaways erryday

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:14:12 No.13180048 Report

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I'm a bug catcher, who's currently studying populations of rare bug pokemon, such as Ledian and Beautifly. I travel around and count them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:36:57 No.13180285 Report

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jobless manchild 22 yrs old (musician) reporting .
But not a 10 yr old trainer more like a guitarist gen 2

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:38:40 No.13180320 Report

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I work at a Barnes and Noble.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:41:45 No.13180363 Report

Quoted By: >>13180382

>Work at kiddie park, mainly running the Ferris Wheel
Guess I'm operating this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:42:24 No.13180372 Report

Quoted By: >>13189481

>Animator

Guess Im still an animator.
You can only guess the levels of disappointment I find this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:43:02 No.13180382 Report

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>>13180363

How often do you have to tell trainers to quit battling right in front of the entrance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:45:18 No.13180430 Report

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>Work at Target on the Sales team
I work at the Pokemart, selling kids 99 Ultra balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:46:58 No.13180446 Report

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>>13180382
Not too often. This one faggot keeps rolling through, beating the shit out of the pregnant ladies and that N guy. I hear he's a real super sand lesbian.

Lizerd

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Lizerd Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:47:27 No.13180454 Report

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Pokemart clerk pretty much.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:48:59 No.13180470 Report

Quoted By: >>13180490 >>13180564 >>13180705

>Work for a lab in a Cancer Institute
>I work with Lab animals

So, I guess I take special breeded Pokemon for medical testing against cancer. While at the same time I take tissue and blood samples for them and anaylze them through Western Blots, H&E staning, RT-PCR and so on. My job would be the same except I don't think I can be a Pokemon trainer.

Do you guys think I might be a scientist for Team Rocket or something? Does animal testing on Pokemon occur in the Pokemon universe at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:50:35 No.13180490 Report

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>>13180470
>Does animal testing on Pokemon occur in the Pokemon universe at all?
Mewtwo, bitch.

fish

fish Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:50:50 No.13180493 Report

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Im studying for medicine. ill be a student for a while, then ill start my research

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:52:00 No.13180511 Report

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>Robotics Engineer
So do I just build porygons and magnemites and shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:52:11 No.13180514 Report

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>>13180490
Mewtwo is genetics though, not medical testing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:53:04 No.13180522 Report

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I guess I'd be selling communication devices for Silph Co or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:53:32 No.13180530 Report

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>>13180511

No. Porygon would be software engineering and Magnemite seems to come about naturally somehow. Your job wouldn't exist because we could just get Pokemon to do whatever a robot could do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:56:30 No.13180564 Report

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>>13180514
>>>13180470
>"While at the same time I take tissue and blood samples for them and anaylze them through Western Blots, H&E staning, RT-PCR and so on."
Considering illnesses seem pretty rare in the pokemon universe so far, especially serious ones, I would say you'd either be a Mewtwo scientist, or be in a lab somewhere where pokemon studies take place. If they brought Mewtwo to life through genetics, and ran various tests on him, you can sure as hell believe something like this is happening elsewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:57:04 No.13180571 Report

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>Student

Trainer's school or apprentice at some gym?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 03:58:53 No.13180597 Report

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pic related
I'm a guy

newfag

newfag Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:00:24 No.13180615 Report

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I would cook pokemon! I am a chief at a oriental restaurant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:01:08 No.13180629 Report

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IRL: Cashiering at a grocery store

Pokemon: Cashiering at a grocery store

inb4 lack of imagination

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:01:13 No.13180630 Report

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10 year old trainer it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:01:12 No.13180631 Report

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I stock shelves at the Celadon City Department Store.

One day I'll quit this job and become a trainer.... ;__;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:02:23 No.13180647 Report

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Back when I worked at subway I would make delicious sandwiches out of premium miltank strips and buffalo torchic.
Now I'm a "manchild" because I can't find a job. Thanks OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:03:20 No.13180661 Report

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irl i work for a pharmaceutical company, so what would that equate in pokemon world?
so i make them super potions and shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:06:33 No.13180691 Report

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I would make Moo Moo Ice Cream for all the people of Castellia city, while attending the Pokemon College to be the best Pokenerd I could be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:07:53 No.13180705 Report

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>>13180470
>>13180564
So at best I might be an illegal scientist for Team Rocket. Sounds cool.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:08:34 No.13180711 Report

Quoted By: >>13180753 >>13180781

Welp ima animal control officer so I guess pokemon ranger... Stop cruelty and make sure faggots do right apon their pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:12:17 No.13180753 Report

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>>13180711
As well as make sure pokemon don't hurt ppl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:14:12 No.13180781 Report

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>>13180711
Fuck.
That Team Rocket Scientist guy better run. All I do is take tickets for the Ferris Wheel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:16:15 No.13180801 Report

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Video Editor for a local news station.

Looks like I got a handy job at Jublife TV

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:16:58 No.13180810 Report

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>>13176767
I design, market and promote items and goods for pokemon day care centres.

Jesus christ that sounds so much more awesome then what I do irl. Babies are fucking ugly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:21:01 No.13180852 Report

Quoted By: >>13180895

>>13177908
>TM's
>going up in value
>Once they stopped being consumable and are now reusable

It's like trojan fearing for the day when someone invents a reusable condom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:21:14 No.13180854 Report

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Cashier at a PokeMart. I think if it's as bad a job as my current cashier job, I'd rather go 10 year old trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:24:37 No.13180895 Report

Quoted By: >>13180902

>>13180852

They already exist. And Trojan makes them too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:25:10 No.13180902 Report

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>>13180895

That sounds disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:28:46 No.13180938 Report

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I work under Bill or something? Yeah?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:33:59 No.13181008 Report

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I'm a pokemon groomer it seems. I'm pretty much Suzy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:39:00 No.13181062 Report

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>cashier
Poke Mart, obviously. Would you like paper or plastic for your balls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:42:28 No.13181100 Report

Quoted By: >>13181110

I work in a book store... Hmm.. I guess that I could just be a Poké Mart clerk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:43:43 No.13181110 Report

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>>13181100
That's a specialty, so you're more so a department store guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:46:47 No.13181144 Report

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I'm on my last years of study, then probably work on some kind of power plant, like Kanto's or Sunyshore's. Or anithig related to Energy and Electricity, maybe some of the trains.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 04:47:59 No.13181159 Report

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I work with produce in a grocery store. There's one attractive chick in the whole department, and she works mornings while I'm stuck working nights. And she goes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 06:01:58 No.13181734 Report

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>Metal Artist
I use Fire and Steel types to create kickass sculptures.
I suppose I could have some Water and steel types as well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 06:10:45 No.13181813 Report

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I work at a prize counter in an arcade. The Snorlax Pokedolls are the most popular along with the Ditto slime and the Voltorb dodgeballs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 06:12:52 No.13181826 Report

Quoted By: >>13182133

I sell phones. I'd probably be in some company that manufactures and sells Pokegear/Poketch/whatever the fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 06:21:08 No.13181884 Report

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Uhhh...I'm Lt. Surge I guess.

Electrode bombs everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 06:21:39 No.13181889 Report

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Unemployed shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 06:26:56 No.13181914 Report

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Well I work at a gold course, so I'd probably work at a Poke-Golf course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 06:31:48 No.13181932 Report

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>Student majoring in Human Resources

I really don't think there would be much difference, unless someone can think of something else?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 06:45:24 No.13181997 Report

Quoted By: >>13182016

While working at a brothel in a red light district, I have to constantly wash all the Gardevoir, Lopunny, and Lucario outfits or my customers will complain about the flakes in their hands when they try to pound it home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 06:47:31 No.13182016 Report

Quoted By: >>13182109

>>13181997

What exactly is your real job?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 06:48:36 No.13182025 Report

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>the other day I was out with my dad
>He has a Raichu
>I have a pikachu
>We had them both using iron tail to slice through the ceiling
>they had to be careful though, so they wouldn't cut the wire
>We also clicked in the power to where the Msagneton's generate it

I'm an electrician.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 07:04:56 No.13182109 Report

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>>13182016
American in an Asian laundromat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 07:09:14 No.13182133 Report

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>>13181826
Xtransceiver.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 07:10:21 No.13182139 Report

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The pokemon match official?

baseball umpire

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 07:10:59 No.13182141 Report

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I defend Team Rocket from multiple civil lawsuits over the theft of pokemon cause attorneys are assholes and Team Rocket seems well funded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 07:12:35 No.13182147 Report

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I'd be a research assistant.

I'm a research assistant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 07:21:38 No.13182185 Report

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3d Modelling shit.

So I guess I model porygon variants, how bout' that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 10:42:18 No.13182904 Report

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I teach children about resistances and weaknesses and how to use potions and how to cure status effects.

I don't think I actually teach kids to read and write though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 12:39:02 No.13183278 Report

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I run a PokeMart with an endless supply of EV vitamins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 13:32:15 No.13183481 Report

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I'm going to college to be a Library Technician.. I have no idea what the equivalent would be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 13:35:16 No.13183503 Report

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I paint houses, decks, etc., so no change. Difference being, I'd have a team of smeargles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 13:35:24 No.13183504 Report

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Working at one of those restaurants/cafes in the orange made outfit selling the local delicacy of that particular region (particularly ice cream and sweets)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 14:50:00 No.13183886 Report

Quoted By: >>13187346

I sell the software that runs in pokedexes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 14:51:56 No.13183904 Report

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Training at the Nurse Joy School of Medicine while working my ass off a celedon department store. Every day I have to fill all five levels and deal with an endless supply of lasses, lads, youngsters and old men who haven't had their coffee yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 20:45:51 No.13186987 Report

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Med student, future surgeon

>Audino nurses
>no AIDS, no cancer, everything has a cure
>constantly dealing with people getting themselves mauled by wild pokémon though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 20:47:48 No.13187004 Report

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Customer satisfaction for car industries while studying to became a pokemon professor

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 20:49:54 No.13187028 Report

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>School uniform shop
Uhh. I can sell hats or something, that's practically uniform for these little shits

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 21:01:11 No.13187129 Report

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I'm a Dragonite/Pelipper/Delibird

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 21:04:41 No.13187179 Report

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Deli/restaurant owner.

I would make poke food and have it be real pokemon friendly. Would have my brocario cooking up some boss meals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 21:04:59 No.13187185 Report

Quoted By: >>13187205

I make sure that the PCs' networks of Kalos work well and are securized.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 21:06:42 No.13187205 Report

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>>13187185
using my porygon all day erryday

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 21:08:36 No.13187225 Report

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this game isn't as fun when you are a butcher

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 21:11:39 No.13187258 Report

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>>13181932
Trainer resources, just add some pokemon management and law stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 21:18:03 No.13187324 Report

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I'm interning as a ranger at a local Safari Zone and helping run a Trainer School there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 21:19:23 No.13187346 Report

Quoted By: >>13192313

>>13183886
PokéDOS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 21:23:37 No.13187395 Report

Quoted By: >>13187415

I work all over Kanto and Johto building new structures! My current job is in Vermilion building a new tower. You can see my Machop there!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 21:24:43 No.13187415 Report

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>>13187395
Hurry up you lazy fuck, it's been like 10 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 21:28:38 No.13187447 Report

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Making sure people don't drown in a pool, but with Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 21:49:08 No.13187675 Report

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>taking care of the elderly
>but with pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 21:57:46 No.13187790 Report

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Art Center College for Industrial Design

>Now your pokedex doubles as a watch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 21:59:59 No.13187818 Report

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Line cook in a modern asian food restaurant in the city...

So, I fabricate fish pokemon, krabbys, taurus, farfetch'd, and cook em to people...

Same shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 22:02:56 No.13187871 Report

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I deliver food in a pickup truck, which sucks because my gas mileage is awful and the truck is big and awkward.

Probably the Pokemon equivalent of riding an Onix around to deliver Pokeblocks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 22:09:21 No.13187930 Report

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Looks like I'm a teacher at a trainer school. I teach advanced battling theory and biology but with pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 22:16:35 No.13188019 Report

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Looks like I'm a substitute teacher... again!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 22:19:29 No.13188058 Report

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 22:21:29 No.13188089 Report

Quoted By: >>13188127

I'm an art student.
So basically all that'd change would probably be that I'd be studying Van gogh's Sunflora-s and drawing Jynx in the nude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 22:21:46 No.13188094 Report

Quoted By: >>13189443

I'm unemployed, so does that mean I get to be a regular Pokemon trainer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 22:23:55 No.13188127 Report

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>>13188089
Also working in a factory that produces Pignite meat to pay for my studies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 22:27:07 No.13188171 Report

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Well since I'm an outside telecommunications technician, I'd most likely be doing line work for the Pokemon box system and those video conference machines in the PokeCenters

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 22:34:17 No.13188270 Report

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I'd be an assistant doctor for real people.

Vet tech niggas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 22:35:17 No.13188280 Report

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financial analyst for one of the worlds primary weapon developers... so I take it I work for Team Rocket?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 23:59:51 No.13189366 Report

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>>13177074
>Slaking's hot Fantasies

GOAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 00:05:05 No.13189432 Report

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Pharmacy tech. I'm guessing it'd be pretty much the same but with much much more effective medicine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 00:06:09 No.13189443 Report

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>>13188094
Only if you go around beating people up for money. Otherwise you are an NPC that sits in his house all day.

>construction
I guess I'm that guy from Vermillion City ordering his Machop to do everything?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 00:07:52 No.13189464 Report

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>>13180320
Can you get me Shauntal's autograph?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 00:09:27 No.13189481 Report

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>>13180372
But you could be the famous animator who invented classics such as Ricky Raichu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 04:27:04 No.13192141 Report

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>>13176767
I work for a company that paints houses. My boss bought on a bunch of Smeargle (cheap young idiots) to help up work faster but they're lazy as shit. And I can't tell my boss shit and he'll just blame it on me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 04:44:24 No.13192284 Report

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I work in a large Poke Mart chain, cutting tauros and miltank/torchic/mareep/and various water type pokemon meat, into steaks/chops/fillets for people to eat.

I also have an internship with a publication dedicated to publishing stories on local pokemon tournaments/events/businesses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 04:47:24 No.13192313 Report

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>>13187346
lel

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 04:49:58 No.13192328 Report

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>Butcher

So....same difference?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 04:53:34 No.13192351 Report

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>Game Designer

Same in the Pokémon world then. Maybe working for the Game Corner or even creating Mario and Wario.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 04:57:28 No.13192397 Report

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I'm a designer and male model.
So... Coordinator?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 04:58:43 No.13192408 Report

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I'm a programmer, so...

I'm the inventor of Porygon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 05:07:36 No.13192467 Report

Quoted By:

>>13176767
i work in a deli. rev up those tauros!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 05:57:26 No.13192877 Report

Quoted By:

>>13176767
>2012+1
>not working at red crawdaunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 18:33:45 No.13197483 Report

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I dig up and study Pokemon fossils

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2013 18:49:42 No.13197632 Report

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I'm a pokemon professor in training. A typical day would involve exposing small pokemon to radiation, euthanizing older batches and weighing tumours.

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