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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 11:38:04 No.13183072 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>13183135 >>13183877 >>13184815 >>13184818 >>13184972

You win the lottery, anon.
What's the first Pokémon related expense you spend your winnings on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 11:48:27 No.13183135 Report

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>>13183072
Zukan Wailord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 11:58:49 No.13183168 Report

Quoted By: >>13183174 >>13183181 >>13184204 >>13184979

I don't. I put it into my son's college fund.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 12:01:41 No.13183174 Report

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>>13183168
pleb

what a terrible father

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 12:04:27 No.13183181 Report

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>>13183168
>Winning the lottery

Not a scratch ticket you fucktard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 12:06:27 No.13183186 Report

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A wailord love pillow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 12:17:01 No.13183219 Report

Quoted By: >>13183744 >>13183897 >>13184262

Who the fuck would even play video games when your that rich. Just do drugs and hire escorts. Fuck pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 14:26:19 No.13183744 Report

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>>13183219
Someone well adjusted?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 14:27:37 No.13183749 Report

Quoted By: >>13183753 >>13183812 >>13183822 >>13183840 >>13183933 >>13184382

I'd buy a 3DS and then pre-order X and Y.

Then I'd go fuck around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 14:29:13 No.13183753 Report

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>>13183749
This so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 14:29:48 No.13183758 Report

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I'd probably save the Masterball just in case I ever run into a shiny Geodude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 14:37:24 No.13183812 Report

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>>13183749
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 14:38:56 No.13183822 Report

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>>13183749
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 14:41:12 No.13183840 Report

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>>13183749
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 14:48:53 No.13183877 Report

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>>13183072
Buy a 3DS XL, pre-order X and Y, and the strategy guides in the most expensive version

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 14:51:11 No.13183897 Report

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>>13183219

4chan is for 18+

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 14:54:04 No.13183933 Report

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>>13183749
>not owning a 3DS already

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 14:55:10 No.13183952 Report

Quoted By: >>13184057

>>13183877
>using strategy guides
>ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 15:09:26 No.13184057 Report

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>>13183952
>not getting the strategy guides to get the complete pokedex with egg moves first-hand

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 15:19:03 No.13184123 Report

Quoted By: >>13184314 >>13184892

>>13184057
>not using bulbapedia like the rest of us

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 15:24:09 No.13184151 Report

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Id buy a 3ds and many games and give it to a poor man, buy him a pikachu shirt and white pants. Give him money to spend on food and drugs. Next morning id buy a 3ds xl for myself and some games to play with my hobo friend and have unlimited fun. Then id preorder x y

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 15:30:31 No.13184204 Report

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>>13183168
You're going to put ALL of your lottery winnings into your son's college fun? Da fuck? How could he possibly need that much money to go to school? You're a terrible father for not buying a better house with some of that money. Spending all of your lottery winnings on his education is just wasteful.

Anyway the first Pokemon related thing I would buy if I won the lottery.... A new 3ds xl and maybe that old N64 with the Pikachu on it... I literally can't think of anything Pokemon related that is more extravagant. Maybe like a diamond encrusted Rhydon statue? I don't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 15:37:10 No.13184262 Report

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>>13183219
Oh sure, that'd be fun to do for a while. Not just the drugs and the escorts, but the whole lifestyle that I think you are implying. The problem is that most lottery winners end up doing something similar to this and then go broke in spectacular fashion, like they go broke in the way only rich people can go broke. You've never seen a homeless man with millions of dollars in debt have you? That kind of broke.

If you ever really do win the lottery the first thing you should do is hire a lawyer to cash your ticket anonymously. 2nd thing you should do is make a budget for the rest of your life and stick to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 15:44:19 No.13184314 Report

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>>13184123
>first-hand
Do you even read?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 15:49:18 No.13184369 Report

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>What's the first Pokémon related expense you spend your winnings on?
NIgga I'm a grown ass man, I got bills to pay.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 15:50:19 No.13184379 Report

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pitapoke and sylveon stuff from the pokemon centers

then i commission someone amazing to make a plush of my favorite pokemon because the official ones suck/arent cute enough

but this only comes after i take care of more serious stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 15:50:46 No.13184382 Report

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>>13183749
Yep this.

Altough to be fair I have enough money stored away to buy everything on launch day, saving that money would be great

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 15:51:35 No.13184390 Report

Quoted By: >>13184398 >>13184411

I'd import all the Rotom shit I'm still missing for my collection.

Then I'd buy a bunch of old systems and the games I'm missing.

Then pay off my parents bills, invest some, donate some to local charities and keep the rest in the bank to pay off college expenses and other shit that'll come up
And buy all of /vp/ a 4chan Pass

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 15:52:27 No.13184397 Report

Quoted By: >>13184400 >>13184862

these.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 15:52:35 No.13184398 Report

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>>13184390
>And buy all of /vp/ a 4chan Pass
Shitposting never been easier!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 15:53:32 No.13184400 Report

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>>13184397

How big are those exactly?

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 15:54:52 No.13184411 Report

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>>13184390
>Collecting Rotom

How does it feel to have shit taste in Pokemon, anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 15:55:33 No.13184415 Report

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>>13184400
Not sure, maybe 2.5-3 ft tall? I have a friend that has all 3, but I haven't seen them in person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 15:56:49 No.13184422 Report

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>>13184369
So the first thing you would do is pay your bills, great. That's not the question OP asked, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 16:42:52 No.13184726 Report

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Go to Japan to learn Moonspeak.

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Volvic 4899 5238 5352 Mon 29 Jul 2013 16:47:54 No.13184764 Report

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A trip to Japan so I can go on a shopping spree at Pokemon Center.

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 16:50:39 No.13184791 Report

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I would buy an N64 complete with Pokemon Stadiums 1 and 2. I WILL put my Mew on the big screen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 16:54:39 No.13184815 Report

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>>13183072
I'd pay ur mum to dress up in a Misdreavus outfit and ask her to sit on my face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 16:55:30 No.13184818 Report

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>>13183072
bribe some pokemon staff member and leak all information I can to /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 16:57:11 No.13184829 Report

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>>13184818
Or get a trip to Japan, bribe the staff of some theatre, take pictures of orootto and post them on /vp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:03:27 No.13184861 Report

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I'd buy a pokemon Tretta machine and an attendant for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:03:38 No.13184862 Report

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>>13184397
where can i buy this???

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:06:35 No.13184892 Report

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>>13184123
It won't be on bulbapedia on release

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:07:43 No.13184900 Report

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Buy all the pokemon games, new, 2 respective systems + link cables.

Order a custom-made shell for the 3DS/XL, possible Hydreigon themed or something.

Buy a house, and have one room dedicated to completely be poke'd out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:08:56 No.13184911 Report

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>>13184262
This anon has it. I'd probably live close to how I live now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:15:44 No.13184965 Report

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I buy a new 3DS and another copy of White 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:16:28 No.13184972 Report

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>>13183072
3ds XL, and all the main series games im missing (red, yellow, gold, silver, ruby, fire red, diamond, pearl, heart gold, soul silver, white, black, white 2, X, and Y). probably invest in some tech so i can make hacked roms and play them on my ds, just be that guy that, you know, makes cool pokemon games because i have everything pokemon, game related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:17:22 No.13184977 Report

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>>13183933
well im the second biggest. sirry im pur

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:17:27 No.13184979 Report

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>>13183168
Why not just buy the college? Or make a sizable donation to it?

I mean shit, even 100,000 would cover anything short of med/law school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:18:49 No.13184991 Report

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I think I'd go crazy with buying and traveling for the first year, then get bored and go back to being a recluse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:19:30 No.13184997 Report

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>>13184862
On the internet, if you're extremely lucky and also willing to shell out $700-$1000+

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:24:49 No.13185039 Report

Quoted By: >>13185045

Pokemon related things wouldn't be at the top of my list

I'd probably hire a lawyer and financial adviser (The more jewish, the better, if anything they know their shit about making money) to keep hold of my money and how to keep turning into safe income with reliable investments.

Then I'd hire some stylists and go on a shopping spree for clothes, haircut, swag-cessories.

And then go partying/clubbing with friends.

When I've had a moment to calm down, I'd probably start hiring professional tier cosplay costumers off of the internet/commission their creation and do photo shoots and funny videos dressed up as ash and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:26:15 No.13185045 Report

Quoted By: >>13185069

>>13185039
Sounds gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:29:22 No.13185069 Report

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>>13185045

Yeah it pretty much is.

But its fun so whatevs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2013 17:31:29 No.13185085 Report

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