>>13188312>be this anon>always on /vp/ jerking off to furry threads and shitposting>whenever not on 4chan playing pokemon >father tries to get me to play catch with him>fuck you dad I'm EV training>Oh alright son... I hope you're winning>blow him off as he clearly doesn't understand my superior taste in leisure time activityWhy don't you love your father Anon? He just wants to watch football with you and play catch.